Kazzong

if you like double strike you should throw in Kinsbaile cavalier. :)

Faith's Shield is also an excellent choice here, for last minute protection. over 5 life a permanent gets protection from a color, and under 5 life you and all permanents you control have protection from that color instead. kind of like a Mother of Runes on steroids.

ok, so the only thing that I can think of off the top of my head is to throw in platinum angel, which I know isn't a great card but would be an excellent removal spell magnet, keeping your more important pieces safer. also, fateful hour cards go really well with near death experience. Rebuff the wicked could also help keep key pieces safe, along with surgical extraction. which isn't white, but can be played with 2 life instead anyways.
well, those are my thoughts. I will try and give more feedback later. :)

excellent feedback, thanks a ton. :) Which search would you recommend? I really don't know much in red other than gamble, or any white creature tutors. I guess enlightened would work for Near-Death Experience. and I will certainly check out fortune thief. I haven't heard of it before.

and yes, I will check out your decks. :)

yes, I can understand the irritation of working on a deck for a while, tweaking it until you think you have something cool, and then getting no attention for it. "decks" like this one get attention because they are obviously not meant to be taken seriously.

People here seem to either a) hate on newbie decks because they aren't really powerful, or b) not take the game serious enough to accept advice from more experienced players. Both f which ends up making people not want to look for "real" decks to comment on, and yet still expect others to view their own handiwork. personally I find that having a deck like this just to joke around with makes it easier for people to find new decks to look at because there ARE lots of different people commenting, and therefore more decks to look at that perhaps you didn't know existed. :)

although I have to admit, you MIGHT get mana flooded on occasion. could be trouble.

chill out. yes it is a joke. but if you can't laugh while you play magic, then what is the point? Magic is supposed to be fun.

this deck is too OP. I would probably scoop on turn 1.

throw in a couple of treasure hunts, just to make sure you always have a full hand. :)

those would be good, but what would I take out for them? perhaps the Pentarch Ward?

yeah, that is true. price is a pretty big deal.

I have seen a similar deck to this, but I think your version looks much more consistent. well done. :)

yeah, I love Elixir as well, but for anti-mill it isn't as good as wheel. sure you get the life gain, but it is slower, and requires an activation cost. also, I don't think that you should replace Elixir with wheel, but have both of them. in case you play against extraction or some such.

another card you could run in here is wheel of sun and moon.

nice. mine isn't nearly this... focused. it is kind of all over the place. oh, also, I love the way that restore balance works with the borderposts. :)

too funny. I actually have a deck that does this same thing with restore balance and borderposts. :)

this is awesome!!!! can't wait to read the next part. :)

it deals more damage each time you play an instant or sorcery.

possible, but unlikely unless you get out your enchantments. having out the rust elemental almost works against the other creatures you could give, seeing as how it allows for your opponent to get rid of them, and bombshell is only a single chunk of health anyways. so unless you get multiples VERY quickly... you aren't going to be doing much damage. also, transcendence hinders you more than it helps as long as you have Zedruu out, because you will be gaining a life fairly quickly. although I really like your use of illusion of grandeur as a killing card, what an embarrassing way to die. Lol... :)

regardless... this looks like a very fun deck to play with. :) this I why I love this game. I never would have thought to build a deck like this. my bazaar trader deck is so much different than yours, but they both work really well. :)

you should put sphinx-bone wand in here. :)