Jessie

Looks nice. Maybe some draw cards? The Bitterblossom card is broken.

Turn 1. Goblin Guide. Attack for 2.
Turn 2. Slith Firewalker. Attack for 3. Put a +1/+1 counter on Firewalker.
Turn 3. Play a Kicked Goblin Bushwhacker and a Legion Loyalist. Put a counter on Firewalker. Attack for 10.
Turn 4. Play a BloodBraid Elf, Cascade a Lightning Bolt. Play Lightning Bolt. 3 damage and attack for 10.

28 damage Turn 4.

Yep.
Turn 3 Constable.
Turn 4 Wings of Velis Vel. 4 lands returned to your opponent's hand on the 4th turn. That is brutal.

All of your dogs are named Rosie? Joking. They are smart breeds, I have heard. I have two snakes and one tortoise, myself.

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/best-20-deck-on-the-vault/

This is truly my best deck, original to me, that I have ever built. Seen Cephalid Constable, and had a brainstorm.

It is 4-0.

Your opponent not having any lands on Turn 5 is brutal.

My very first card i actually bought online (versus buying booster packs) was Jester's Cap. I remember Magic selling a t-shirt of Jester's Cap...anyways, bought it. 13 years later, and my 2 year old destroys it!

All sort of interesting combos here. I like it.

Take out Book Burning (you really like that card!) and please consider these 2 cards:

Manamorphose 1 colorless and 1 red/green. Add two mana of any combination and draw a card. Very speedy.

Maybe even better...honestly not sure is: Artifact Mutation.
If i am reading the card right, for 1 green and 1 red mana, you get to destroy a target artifact (use Liquimetal Coating, of course to turn something into an artifact), and put x 1/1 creatures into play (on your side, i believe, you will have to check out the card to make sure). That card could rock in this deck. Turn their 6/6 creature into an artifact, use Artifact Mutation on it, and you get 6 1/1 creatures into play.

Hard to say which card is better. Maybe Manamorphose since it adds vital mana for your Splinter. Double green mana is hard to cast, sometimes. Manamorphose adds the 2 green mana to play Splinter. Drawing a card is awesome too. Maybe Artifact Mutation because it acts as creature removal. Or land removal. Or enchantment removal. Or artifact removal.

Yeah, they are so hyper the first year or so. Just like kids, lol. Keep your cards away from him!

And with Kazzong, what is the name/breed?

Yep, Tower of the Magistrate on the Trygon Predator. He goes through unblocked, and kills an artifact. Molder Slug kills an artifact every turn too. And i use stuff like Landshaper, Coating to turn their lands into artifacts.

Basically, i want to nuke all my opponent's lands.

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/artifact-coating/

Another one. Mirror Entity got my blood to rushing with ideas. Same thing with Liquimetal Coating. Any advice on this deck would be greatly appreciated.

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/artifact-coating/

For your viewing pleasure.

Very close to being done.

Nope, again, lol. Needs to be a goblin.

Vexing Devil is brutal, i run them in my red burn decks. Brutal.

Nope...no need. It is the only goblin deck in the entire world that does not need Goblin Lackey. I mean, there are no Krenkos or Siege Gang Commander. Everything is 1 mana, so Lackey really isn't super necessary.

Nope, don't want to see it. I do not want it to spoil my deck I want to build with the same concept, lol.

Joking aside, when it is done, sure, i can look at it.

I have mine at about 51 cards. Green and blue. Seems heavy on artifact destruction and light on stuff turning other stuff into artifacts. lol

Okay...okay, you are way better with rules, then I am, Kazzong. What about Liquimetal Coating and Splinter, as a combo? Not for a 2 mana deck, of course. But say I tapped Coating and made one of their lands an Artifact, then played Splinter on that land, what would happen?

Same question with Myr Landshaper?

Okay...okay, you are way better with rules, then I am, Kazzong. What about Liquimetal Coating and Splinter, as a combo? Not for a 2 mana deck, of course. But say I tapped Coating and made one of their lands an Artifact, then played Splinter on that land, what would happen?

Same question with Myr Landshaper?

Not seeing, at first glance, many cards that make other permanents artifacts...just Liquimetal Coating and Argent Mutation (which is blue).

Yep. Liquimetal Coating + Ancient Grudge, with 3 mana and two turns can kill any two permanents your opponent has.

It has my mind spinning...as it sometimes does...when i find new neat cards (like with Mirror Entity)...to make some sort of destroy artifact deck...and use stuff like Liquimetal Coating and other cards.

Neat stuff.

Running lots of draw power/speed. A brutal Kargan Dragonlord, easily pumped up. And a neat little Liquimetal Coating/Naturalize combo. I like it.

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