Viagrasaurusrex

The main reson black isn't a normal hexproof deck is because it can't provide trample.
you can provide flying on turn 5 but thats very slow vs control.
Try adding Gift of orzhova

I would do it in place of devour flesh, Golgari charm is actually really sweet atm with all the theros block cards and it can regen your creatures for board wipes.

People might like your deck if you pointed out all the combos in it.

Holy shit I thought they were 7$, now I am happy I have a playset of them from back when it was in standard haha.

It's also good vs control as you almost always get one hit in due to has and can't be countered.

Phyrexian revoker?
Mistcutter hydra?(works good with generator servant"2extra counters")

Massacre Wurm has always reminded me of sarah jessica parker.

Thank you, I have been trying to make Waste not viable, seeing which shells it's best in.
I do really like this one, but I'm sure it could use some work.

There's only a few things that i would point out:
1:You don't need 3 aetherlings as you don't ever cast it on turn 6.
Normally all you do is stall the game out until you have full control and then slam it turn 8-12.
(the reason you don't just cast it at 6 mana is because you want to have mana to protect it from removal, 8 mana is normally the best because they probably wont have 3 removal spells in hand, and if they do you just 3-1'd them)

2: Ajani would be better off as Ajani steadfast as he actually helps your deck out.
3: Jace(memory adept is a better sideboard card vs other control decks) he would be better off as another copy of living guildpact or JAoT.
4:Dissolve/Dissipate are strictly better than cancel( i prefer dissolve as the scry helps late game but dissipate in certain matchups)
5:4x temple of enlightenment(if you have if not no worries)
6:Lyev Decree and Dramatic Rescue Aren't really removal, add more counters/devouring light or more draw spells like divination.( a 1x decide can be super helpful and has targets in every deck played atm.

Besides that you generally have the core down.
The other part of control is knowing how to play agianst each deck you face as each matchup is very different.

Staff of the death magus just seems bad when you have whip of erebos...
Like it gives you lifegain and you can whip back a drainpipe vermin and sac it before you have to exile/repeat.
20 lands is super low for your curve, you probably want to sit around 23.

The way you word anything makes it just seem super sarcastic, along with the fact it seems only your view matters.
You won't ever get better at anything if you don't understand your flaws and fix them.
Sure you may stomp your friends and be all high and mighty because of it, but I dare you to build a format deck(Standard, Modern etc) and compete in an event.
Let us know how it went for you.
We will gladly help you out if you grow up a bit first.

(Before anyone says anything about magic not being all about competitive, I would like to point out this isn't on a casual deck page. If it was I wouldnt have said what I just said.)

I feel bad for casual players that have to face combo decks like this, I mean 4x Sol ring isn't even allowed in Vintage let alone Legacy...
On that note I don't like this deck, people play causal for a good time, not to face decks like this.
I am not saying don't make decks like this, I am just saying make them more fair, still abide to the 1x Sol ring restrictions.

Phyrexian altar with quillspike and persist creatures are infinite loops
Puppeteer Clique?
Woodfall Primus

http://www.mtgvault.com/viagrasaurusrex/decks/dredge-not/
This is something that I am currently brewing.

http://www.mtgvault.com/viagrasaurusrex/decks/772879/
And this is the shell i would play if Hymn is reprinted in standard or Modern Masters 2.0

I was lucky enough to have them before they doubled :P
I wouldn't play them ans waste not in the same deck though.

http://www.mtgvault.com/viagrasaurusrex/decks/8rack/
This is the deck I play(havent started testing waste not yet as i dont have the fetches or crypts)

UWR, twin, any combo decks are just a breeze.

Anytime YW.

Discard is more of a control strat. Hand control.
these games aren't going to be over as fast as you think they will be.
I would probably use Smallpox in place of blightning.

When is the GP? and let me know how you do.

Akroan horse should be Hammer of purphoros?

The only problem is that 8-racks worst match ups are aggro decks, you have 0 ways to interact with them pre-board, and not much more post board.

KK if its meant 1v1 I will change it up for that. Thanks.