berndttoast

Woo hoo, first time on the front page. It's been a long time coming. That said, I'll get to your comments in the morning. That's what having a 6 month old will do. :)

And because I love to make it even harder on my opponents, I added 2 storage matrix. It untaps all of my stuff, but opponents will have to choose. Muah hah ha.

Twas some good inspiration. :)

Yes, this was supposed to run Mycosynth Golem, but I found creatures that already had affinity, so it was redundant.

Metalworker is the bomb, can't believe I forgot that guy. Adding 4.

I liked Dross Golem cause he had fear, but with all the artifact creatures, Crusher is better. Replaced all swamps with Artifact Lands too. Who needs not artifacts anyways. (Fear the Shatterstorm)

I guess I need a beater. Added 2 colossii (sp?)

Thanks for the suggestions.

OK, challenge accepted. Here it is in all its douchey glory. :)
http://www.mtgvault.com/berndttoast/decks/pay-the-tax-man/

That's my MO and yours apparently with some of your recent dicks, woops meant decks. :)

I would make an alternate of this deck using Affinity and Mycosynth Golem. Why make your own spells more expensive, when you can make yours cheaper and your opponents more.

K, I sense that you need some long staying pumping power. For that I suggest Thran Weaponry. I'm trying to find better cards that pump all creatures, not just 1 at a time.

Goblin Grenade or Reckless Abandon would be good adds to. Add some more punch.

I would also suggest Dakra Mystic, Noggle Ransacker, Dragon Mage, Whirlpool Warrior, Barbed Shocker, Incendiary Command, and Urza's Guilt.

Helm of the Ghastlord on Nekusar is pretty damn funny.

What about Time Spiral and Wheel and Deal? They seem like solid adds to force your opponents to draw cards.
Also Anvil of Bogarden is a solid Artifact to make people draw an additional card.

It is. Have Intruder Alarm out and Krenko. Tap Krenko to make Goblins which untaps Krenko. Tap Krenko to make more goblins which untaps krenko. RInse and repeat infinite times.

You will not regret this mana base. :)

Noice, I love that card

No it does, but you might find some other gems from the above cards you like better.

Other good multiplayer cards:
Trade Secrets
Rite of Replication
Wild Ricochet
Grab the Reins
Wheel of Fortune
Reins of Power
Commandeer
Acquire

Some cards I would like to see:
Cyclonic Rift - So damn versatile and can help the board if you are getting overrun
Blatant Thievery - How about taking something from everybody
War Tax or Propaganda - How about making them pay mana for attacking you
Rhystic Study - ALways a good add to get additional cards
Spelljack - One of the best counters in the game
Desertion - One of the best counters in the game

If you main win con is Insurrection, I would add Fabricate to find it.
I might also add a sacrifice outlet to be able to attack with all of their creatures and then sacrifice them so they don't get them back. Something like Ashnods Altar (which helps get you mana to finish them with a massive fireball).

Some cards I would remove:
Reverberate - Not as useful with the Instants and Sorceries you have
Time Spiral - you only need 1 copy of this
Take Possession - Too expensive, I would go with Control Magic to take a creature or Confiscate to grab a permanent.

I'll give it a looksie

Or maybe a Gravitational Shift.

Possible additions:
Storm Crow (joking)
Soulcatcher
Squadron Hawk
Commander Eesha
Lieutenant Kirtar
Gustcloak Savior