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even this comment apparently

hello fellow magic players, if you are on this page I can only assume that you appreciate a good troll deck! I come to you with a request; please -1 every comment you are able to of AlleywayJack. if you go to the deck below, you can see that he obliterated every comment on the page because he couldn't take a joke, and from his decks its apparent that they are an asshole legacy only player who looks down on everyone else who doesnt adhere to what they think. they have -1'd every comment on the page into exile, and every comment on every one of my decks, whether they be mine or someone elses. seriously cant take a joke. kinda killed this site for me, which is a shame because i thought i found a place to make fun decks and not deal with tools. if you care for the sanctity of the internet my fellow trollers, please help in this noble crusade against a tyrant. fuck that guy

http://www.mtgvault.com/chaplin/decks/thats-right-i-went-there/

so i am losing in this trolling war, but alleywayjack is definitely the biggest douche on this site, what a little bitch. going to have to find a new site which doesnt have asshole legacy only players that get upset over a joke deck. for all those who care for anything that should be good about the internet, please do not let him do as he pleases. -1 that fucker into oblivion! thanks for the help, lets make the internet a better place together

and every comment I or any others have made on my decks has been -1'd into oblivion, or should i say exiled haha. vikingincarnate and alleywayjack, i shall dedicate the rest of my time on this site into obliterating your comments as well, the great trolling war of 2013 has begun!

not you chaplin, personally i like your sense of humor

enjoy +1ing yourself, i just -1'd every comment on every one of both of your decks. cheers you good natured fellows who cant take a joke!

hahaha, either an admin shut it down or alleywayjack/vikingincarnate made a buncha accounts and -1'd everyone on the page but themselves. either way im satisfied, time well spent trolling indeed

Even before being just a game, its just one of many sites used for the entertainment of those who play the game. and i would say i am entertained from this deck

lololol. Credibility is like virginity; once you lose it you can't get it back. Glad you've got both of yours still

the only deck youre likely to find which is better for humiliating stuffy players is indeed canyon auras, glad you posted it dragonwolf

aw bitter over likes lol

you are correct, just as throwing a madcap skills on a spire tracer makes it have to be blocked by two creatures with flying or reach. pretty fun basic stuffs!

i would recommend trying to make a rats deck then, i think the card ogre slumlord gives all rats deathtouch, and packrats is a pretty dope card. deathtouch and discard mono black is pretty fun, plenty of control available

gotta say i like this deck a lot, pretty mean looking indeed

agreed, those are all solid suggestions. i would add thalia and more protection/trickery. immortal servitude and faith's reward often can be a fat game changer since you're running white. also, champion of the parish is really only good when you combo. for example, increasng devotion and thraben doomsayer throw out humans on the quick. mentor of the meek can help you draw cards since you dont have any way to in here. the list could go on for awhile, throwing ash zealot in doesnt make this tournament quality just because most people take advantage of flashback in standard tourneys. also riders of gavony can move to the sideboard if you actually are planning on playing in tourneys with it. intrepid hero or fiend hunter for more control, plenty of options out there, best of luck! maybe throw a sideboard together then start narrowing focus

interesting, i like it

from playing a very similar deck, i can tell you the problem would be not enough ways to fill the graveyard quickly. mulch, grisly salvage, and lotleth troll being the only ways in this deck. wish i could afford the deathrite shamans in my self mill but ive already moved on to a new favorite deck for standard

coolwip i have tried to make that argument so many times its really not funny anymore; on that note wasteland viper can be insta discarded with bloodrush to fill the graveyard/ always good to have a deathtouch blocker. on the golgari decoy note deadly allure is pretty cool

i think this deck is going to be standard by the looks of it, so that takes out hellkite charger and the umbras. as for the llanowar elves, it definitely looks to be a tribal deck, so elves might not be what theyre looking for. just guessing, cuz thats how i am with my tribals

i have given up trying to make dragon descendants path work, too frustrating

http://www.mtgvault.com/bsaf/decks/tribal-standard-dragons/

and i straight up love tribal decks, i jizzed when i saw descendants path for the first time, my take on humans

http://www.mtgvault.com/bsaf/decks/increasing-humanity/

cheers if you can make the dragons viable, i would think less archwing dragons just based on them essentially being a repetitive 4 damage burn spell and not super great with descendants path. also tried splashing black for heartless summoning, seemed to work almost better than green for descendants path