Awz?

I've been trying to tell everyone that I'm a terrible deck builder. buddysystem knows whassup.

BEC-AWZ? HE CARES

Nah. In order to qualify, it needs either A) Elesh, or B) Playset of Bone Saw.

It's better than Skinemax porn, for sure.

WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS AUUUUGGHHHHH

I remember when Spikeshot was the best pinger. What the fuck happened to the meta all of a sudden?

Good times.

Can't keep runnin' away.

IT'S 1995

Mission accomplished.

If only Lavamancers could ping for their power. I'd be runnin' MAD Bone Saws.

Haaaahhh. Greatness.

The term "nutsack" is what my card crew uses to refer to something either big and terrifying, or a huge pain in the ass. Typical nutsacks in the past have been Baneslayers, Eldrazis, Pithing Needles, Big Jace, et al. Contemporary nutsacks are Feast and Famine, Mindshrieker, and the mothafuckin' Snapple.

The earliest I can recall the term being used is when M11 dropped and I started using Fling in pretty much every deck I made, leading to me playing either a Ball Lightning or a Zektar Shrine and my man The_Stinkweed_Pimp asking if I was to "Fling the nutsack."

Zedruu and Bone Saw. You must be fuckin' psychic, man.

Liked. Hell, LOVED.

Zedruu the Greathearted might be my favorite card based on flavor alone.

As something playable, she's kind of like everything I wanna do in Magic.

This is very unexpected, and just like everything else in life, unexpected wins MTG.

I jumped on the Snapcaster bandwagon, too. What doth life.

DX

Upon furthen inspection, there's no way this deck is the coolest thing I've seen in a long time, and in no way makes me wish I had the paper and the experience for Legacy.

None at all.

Jesus, would you look at this broken-assed deck. This Artemis cat's got it goin' on.

Nethervoid is in no way the most awesome card I've ever seen.

The fuck izzat. Gimme one.

Kill off See Beyond for Forbidden Alchemy and Think Twice.

Man. Vengevine plus the graveyard nutsack in Innistrad? I thought Modern was gonna be FUN.

That's the plan, my man.

Hearless Summoning is amazing. Go for it.

I fucking love Mindshrieker. One more year of Caw Blade.

That's a really creative application for Traft.

"Now that's a dried-ass fuckin' piece of shit."

This is pretty killer.