or llanowar elves, elvish visionary and harmonize, to start with the anti-land early enough to slow even fast decks down and keep it up till their dead. Acidic Slime destroys almost anything and its 5. even has deathtouch, so yeah it can destroy everything. brown recluse is a cheep 1/2 reach deathtouch. that'll cause most to pause long enough. or kill the biggest problem.
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Fog? or Constant Mists maybe?
try a walking atlas, from worldwake. two colorless for a creature that says tap:put a land from your hand into play.
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whats the freed from the reel for?
oops, its spelled Jhoira of the Ghitu, in case that makes a difference. And get yourself some of those cool sleeves with the Magic: The Gathering card back as the picture on it and nobody would see this coming till BAM! And, it is legal! (well, again... "Technicaly" the wish(s) only pull cards from your sideboard, but ONLY in formal tournament play... so there!)
Eurika "technicaly" doesnt work. But jhoria of the ghitu does! (she only specifies Nonland card, and pikachu is NOT a land card) so just suspend him for four turns and put him (and his energy cards.... if you MUST :p) into play! I don't know if you can target a player with pikachu, so you might have to use a stuffy doll for the kill shot.
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