TheSwarmer

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Damn, this shit is cool as fuck! Only thing is that 4 [[Force of Negation]] just seems excessive, especially with so many non-blue cards. Also, do you think you can fit a Triome land in there to cast Fire? Like, surely you don't need 3 surveil lands,

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Posted 12 March 2025 at 01:43 as a comment on Modern Kidney Beans-Competitiv

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Generally, cards like [[Raging Goblin]] indicate you want the game to be over asap, certainly before cards like [[Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet]] and [[Butcher of Malakir]] come into play. Furthermore, the odds of being able to cast these cards on curve are below 20% in a deck with 22 lands. Lastly, [[Goblin Chieftain]] and [[Goblin Grenade]] in a deck with so few goblins is kind of sketchy.

It just seems like the deck is trying to go into too many directions. Reminds me of a lot of the decks I built around the time I started playing, but the concept is more solid than me using [[Flame Slash]] to make [[Phytohydra]] not shit xD.

Also, casting [[Gatekeeper of Malakir]] for BBB in a deck where only half the mana sources provide black is very, very, very sketchy. Why not make 2 decks, a midrange vampire one, with high quality threats and removal such as [[Vampire Nighthawk]] and another goblin deck, a mostly red one with a slight black splash for [[Slavering Nulls]] and mayble lords like [[Mad Auntie]].

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Posted 12 March 2025 at 01:40 as a comment on GOBLIN BURN

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I mean, I also don't have the money for Legacy, but that doesn't meant I am into self-harm.
I am mostly saying all this in jest, but it genuinely pains me to look at the state of modern. I genuinely think the game would be better off if everyone stopped playing it.

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Posted 02 March 2025 at 23:53 in reply to #651482 on Modern Sushi (Competitive)

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Oldschool [[Elvish Ranger]] >>> [[Dryad Sophisticate]].
[[Basandra, Battle Seraph]] for bdsm enjoyers.
[[Guul Draz Vampire]] A.S.S.
[[Jaya Ballard, Task Mage]] for latex fans.
[[Razia, Boros Archangel]] for men who like calling girls mommy.
[[Soul Collector]] for goth girl fans.
[[Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts]] for Basic Instinct enjoyers.
And who could forget [[Quirion Dryad]]
And personally, I am a fan of [[Disciple of the Old Ways]] and [[Vampire Hexmage]].

I now realize I have been playing this game for too fucking long xD

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Posted 02 March 2025 at 23:26 as a comment on Hot Girls

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Man, just switch to legacy, please xD It's like every interesting idea you come up with for modern is this herculean effort to make a suboptimal strategy work in this misbegotten format while legacy has that same strategy posting 5-0 league results online at least 3 times a month.

All that said, I hate the spell pierce art you chose, and 4 [[Force of Negation]] seems too heavy.

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Posted 02 March 2025 at 23:08 as a comment on Modern Sushi (Competitive)

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In a more black-centric build, yeah. But since we only have 2 swamps, not really. All you really need to win is Mystic anyway, the card takes over the game so rapidly it's kind of insane.

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Posted 28 January 2025 at 22:37 in reply to #651392 on Pauper Grixis Wildfire

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Generally, if you are playing flash creatures, your deck is gonna run at least 12 faeries, hence the relevance of the human subtype on the otherwise extremely shitty 1/2.

The problem with decks like this is that they are 2017 decks; they have been power-crept out of the format completely : (

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Posted 23 January 2025 at 21:23 in reply to #651369 on Pauper Flash

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Almost every card in the deck is severely, extremely underpowered. The only even vaguely playable flash creature in the format, besides [[Spellstutter Sprite]] of course, is [[Brinebarrow Intruder]] because of how badly it fucks up Mono Red and how elegantly it enables [[Of One Mind]].

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Posted 22 January 2025 at 18:43 in reply to #651369 on Pauper Flash

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IDK man, this simultaneously feels like a worse Murktide and a worse Goryo's Vengence deck. I do really enjoy the Tamiyo angle though, it gives the deck much more range, a whole new angle of attack.

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Posted 18 January 2025 at 18:30 as a comment on Modern Bloody Mary-Competitive

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Power creep has kind of fucked pauper, though not as much as it has every other format. Though the format is relatively healthy all things considered. There's always a boogeyman to beat, what can you do.

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Posted 18 January 2025 at 17:27 in reply to #651334 on Pauper Trans Pox No Bomb

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As of today, it is the most popular deck in the metagame at ~20% representation in MTGO leagues, with madness burn at ~3%.

Campfire, though a lovely card and my preferred "win condition" for decks like this, is simply too slow. And sometimes a liability too as some burn opponents will sideboard in [[smash to smithereens]].

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Posted 17 January 2025 at 18:27 in reply to #651334 on Pauper Trans Pox No Bomb

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I don't think St. Peter is going to accept that answer.

I hate the card myself tho. But it is stupid how much it counters, and how relevant that tempo swing can be. Being on the draw and hitting Ajani or Ruby medallion on the opponent's 2nd turn is fucking huuuuuge.

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Posted 10 January 2025 at 22:04 in reply to #651316 on Modern Wizkid (Competitive)

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What are you going to say to St. Peter when he confronts you at the pearly gates about why your Modern Izzet deck did not run [[Spell Snare]] in 2025?

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Posted 08 January 2025 at 21:29 as a comment on Modern Wizkid (Competitive)

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I gotta disagree, [[Blind Obedience]] impacts next to no modern decks, and draining an average of 1 life a turn cannot possibly be worth 2 mana and a card. I suppose it is good against reanimator and Ragavan, but that's just about everything, no?

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Posted 02 December 2024 at 23:37 in reply to #651239 on Modern Microwave (Competitive)

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Since [[Rip Apart]] does not get rid of [[The One Ring]], I feel like fewer copies of this 2 mana worse lightning bolt are warranted and more copies of [[Damn]] should be played instead, so that playing from behind against tokens and fast mana and 2 mana 7/7 murktides and unearthed oculi becomes more feasible (imagine you are on the draw against mardu or boros, before you can even think about resolving [[High Noon]] they have 3 creatures in play, with 2-4 more coming next turn).

Also, with the amount of discard, a way to convert a turn 9 [[Thoughtseize]] draw into a viable card would probably be pretty good. Something like [[geier reach sanitarium]] that does not require much deck-building commitment. I cannot think of a card that does it well in mardu colors tho.

Also, with [[Bitterblossom]] being essentially the only win condition, do you think the deck could support a 1-of archangel's vault?

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Posted 23 November 2024 at 19:59 as a comment on Modern Microwave (Competitive)

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xDD I doubt you're the first person to lose sleep due to being haunted by a draft common. But again, I think most examples like this are either cards that were intentionally powered down to balance a limited format, or essentially intentional jokes like [[Razor Boomerang]]. At least that's my (and Occam's) 2 cents.

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Posted 20 November 2024 at 22:38 in reply to #651207 on Anti-Power Creep in MTG?!?!

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So, if mtg ever dies before our entire species does, it will be because of power creep. I mean, holy hell, Bank of America basically said to Hasbro, "Look, are you guitarded? Acoustic? You are completely mismanaging your golden cow - MTG - by overprinting shit and going way too fast so that number go up, but motherfucker, number can't go up forever, trust us".

So yeah, power creep is a thing. I mean take any eternal format you like and look at how many of the most played cards are from the last few horizons sets. There is no arguing otherwise. I mean, FIRE design, standard bannings, the utter, unmitigated shitshow that is the rotating modern format - the pressure to sell product, to make line go up encourages power creep like nothing else; if the new cards are broken, people have to buy em to keep competing, ergo big sales, ergo line go up.

As for Veteran's Powerblade, that's easy, just a matter of balancing limited formats in my book, same reason we have Makeshift Munitions at common in some sets, same reason why I own over 30 copies of [[Smoldering Efreet]].

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Posted 19 November 2024 at 18:21 as a comment on Anti-Power Creep in MTG?!?!

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First of all, Dismember is not black, that's insane what's next? [[Mutagenic Growth]] is green? Madness.

[[Kozilek, the Broken Reality]] just seems bad here - like overkill, the sort of card that is only good when you're already ahead and any other haymaker would do the trick. There is reason why all these decks run [[devourer of destiny]] instead of cards like kozilek.

Also kudos to you for calling it tribal not kindred, and for daring to not maindeck a single one ring, though I can't imagine that's optimal in any way except the financial one.

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Posted 19 November 2024 at 17:05 as a comment on Eldrazi Tron - Colourless

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I am heavily considering a one-of Fountain. I really like this deck as it has shown real promise but has so so so many flex spots. Like how many Deserts, and Eviscerator's Insights and Cast Downs do we want? And maindeck spellbomb? And aaaaaa. I love it. Wish I had more time to play.

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Posted 19 November 2024 at 16:00 in reply to #651197 on Pauper Pestilence Pox

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What's your view on the split between Mystic and Monarch creatures? I have been leaning more towards playing a higher number of mystics (3 mystic 2 monarch) as the card is just fucking exceptional against Gruul as well as Mono White, and can be played when behind or equal on board unlike the monarch creatures.

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Posted 29 October 2024 at 21:20 as a comment on Izzet Control

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