KnightoftheHokeyPokey

67 Decks, 2,598 Comments, 630 Reputation

Maytr gains 21 life the second turn if you go second and only play a land after her ability resolves. Yes, it's ridiculous. Yes, it's downright broken with a serra ascendant or two in hand.

Glory seeker is here because she is a needed a common, vanilla creature to tank all the upgrades when no one else is around.

With 3 cards in hand, the Martyr still gains 9 life for 2 mana late game, which can handily trigger angelic accord your opponent's turn. Even better, when paired with Rhox Faithmender ... she can potentially gain 24 or 30 life turn 5 or 6. That is hands down nuts.

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:43 in reply to #506371 on The Great White Death

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Rats ... Jessie, this match must indeed be played out on the fields of honor and justice. Though I cannot challenge you to a match (let's face it, you live in the middle of freaking nowhere) I shall conduct this match with a suitable champion to represent your interests.

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:34 in reply to #506303 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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Dang dude. This deck is brutal. And I thought a swarm of goblins were bad ...

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:31 as a comment on Dragon Food (Aristocrat)

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In all seriousness, time to do a tad of ... advertising.

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:21 in reply to #506229 on Temur Aristocrat-Budget

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Thank you sir. Do you have any decks you'd like me to check out?

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:20 in reply to #506352 on Aristocrat: Crush the Rebels

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Of course. It's right next to the elbow grease, headlight fluid, and sparkplugs for diesel engines. XD

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:18 in reply to #506229 on Temur Aristocrat-Budget

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Damn it man ... why'd you have to bring up the good old days ... now I'm all emotional!

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:17 in reply to #506350 on Aristocrats of Life and Pain

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This deck is the definition of artifact token spam. So I much fun to play against ... you should have max myrsmiths.

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:15 as a comment on Aristocrat Myr Deck

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This deck really needs some more attention ... to the printing press!

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:07 in reply to #506229 on Temur Aristocrat-Budget

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Err ... just 8.

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:05 in reply to #506303 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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Here's some math for you: Brave the Elements + Boros Charm + Battlegate Mimic = 12 unblockable damage turn 3.

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:04 in reply to #506303 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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They all like bounce!

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Ah thank you very much!

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:02 in reply to #506219 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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Tough guy, eh? Let's your temur deck and my boros deck settle this like men. With punches to the face. Only one rule: no touching of facial hair. :D

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 04:01 in reply to #506229 on Temur Aristocrat-Budget

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Oh dear goodness gracious me.

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 03:58 in reply to #506327 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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Lol, that's something I have to see!

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 03:58 in reply to #506299 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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Oh ... and Jessie also has this in common with those two ...

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 03:57 in reply to #506219 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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What do Jace, The Mind Sculptor and a trampoline have in common?

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 03:56 in reply to #506219 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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How bout that 2$ troll deck of Northy's ... treasure hunt and zombie infestation? You won't get far, but ypu will beat some $200 dollar decks with just ... $2.

Nice tournament deck. Now add about $200 dollars worth of dual lands in, then you're set.

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 03:55 in reply to #505981 on Aristocrat Format Challenge

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Just think of the wrecking ball that rest for the weary is with saguine bond. Or divinity of pride.

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 03:51 in reply to #506313 on Aristocrats of Life and Pain

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Yup. Hey sorin, remember when you started that cycle putting all the guild leaders on a stick? I think you have started one with Planeswalkers. Sorry bro.

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Posted 25 September 2014 at 03:49 in reply to #506233 on Aristocrat: Crush the Rebels

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