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Epic Fail cost is 0
instant common
you must have 60 of this in a deck or you can never play magic again you must play this during the beggining of your first upkeep or your opponents first upkeep or else you can never play magic as well. If you have 61 or more cards in a deck you lose as well this ability triggers even if you havent cast epic fail.you must have this card in every deck you own or you can never play magic ever again no exceptions. This card can not be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control this ability is active even before it hits the battle field
you lose the game and every game for the rest of the day

You wanted the worst card ever i gave it to you

and if that doesnt work here is this

Piece of Crap card mana cost 0
instant
split second
you cant play spells this game or lands this game you must play this card or else you lose the game if this card isnt in your starting hand you may search for it and put it in your hand. and if your opponent starts the game search for it anyway and put it into your hand.

And if that doesn't do the job

the end of magic card 0
sorcery
you can never play magic you must play this card no matter what if this card is in your library its ability triggers anyway you must at least have 1 in each of your decks.

lol keep them coming no limit to post

ok

The Bannana stands alone... WUBRG
Creature fruit Mythic
you gain 1000 life and your opponents life total becomes 1 and then during the second upkeep of your turn your opponents life total becomes 1000 and your life total becomes 1, the bannana stands alone's power and toughness become 0 if you opponents life total is 1000 or higher.
the bannana stands alone comes into play tapped and at the beginning of the end step of your next turn if you dont win you lose
destroy all creatures you control your opponents gain control of all creatures in all grave yards.
P/T 500/500

Lair of the Procrastinator
Legendary Land - Locus Lair
Lair of the Procrastinator enters the battlefield tapped.
When Lair of the Procrastinator becomes untapped, tap Lair of the Procrastinator.

0
That Guy
creature-guy

this card cant do anything but its own ability

Hellbent- Discard a card, you win every game for eternity

0/1

uhh-oh (0)
tribal instant-wizard

cast this spell if its in your opening hand, or draw cards until its in your hand whether you go first or second. each opponent draws 15 cards, that player puts all land, creature, artifact, enchantment spells into play, then casts all instant spells without paying the spells mana cost, then the same for sorceries. you put the top 15 cards from your library into your graveyard then skip your next 15 turns.

-needless to say he is no longer a wizard-Jace Baleren

Leviathan Endbringer__________UUU
Creature-Leviathan___________Mythic Rare
Power/Toughness____________50/50

Shroud

Leviathan Endbringer is unblockable

When Leviathan Endbringer comes into play your life total becomes 7 and tap all of your untapped lands and untap all of your opponents lands and they draw a card.

Skip your next 3 turns

The end of days is good to no one...

Summon the Angry Phage

Cost 1BB
Instant

Pay half your life rather than play the mana cost.
Search for Phage the Untouchable and put it into play.
If Phage is not in your library place a token which is a copy of Phage abilities and all.

When Phage the Untouchable comes into play it deals combat damage to you.

Never make a woman angry

Super Goblin

Cost: 3RR
Creature type: Goblin
Rarity: Uncommon
Stats: 1,000/1,000

Haste

When Super Goblin comes into play all other goblins are tapped.
If your opponent has a least a single elf in play you lose the game.
If your opponent has more than 5 creatures in play Super Goblin goes under their control.

He may be super but he is still a coward!!

Carnival Games

Cost: UBWRG
Enchantment
Rarity: Rare

Name a nonland card that is in play.
When Carnival Games comes into play remove all permanents from the game face down and shuffle them with your opponents permanents and put them in a pile.

Make sure that all cards are removed from their sleeves.

Instead of drawing a cards each player picks the top card from this pile and reveals it. If it is not the named card they put it into play under their control.
If it is the named card rip it to shreds.

Repeat the above process until no cards can be drawn. If a player can't draw a card from this pile they get a million points of damage and lose the game.

It was invented by a drunk wizard and a goblin but no one knows why.

Code name: Cheater

Cost: 5 of any colour
Instant
Ultra Rare

Split
To be played in Magic the Gathering Tournaments only.

In addition the caster must pay all their remaining life points.

Remove all Judges and Referees from the building if not ban them from the game.

You win all games so long as no referees or judges are in the building, if not you lose the game.

It is a long shot but it is worth the risk.

RIP

cost 0

Equipment


If you equip this card to a creature:
the opponant is allowed to place all his and your sideboard cards field under his control

your creature gets +3333 -4

swicharoo
Mana cost 2 blue

Instant

when you play this card your opponant searches your library for a card pulls it out of its sleeve and swiches it with one of his,Of his choice. And plays it for no mana cost.

What were they thinking when they created this- Jace Beleren

The endless circle of death

enchanment

put ten 1/1 lemming tokens on the field

when you can't sacrifice a creature you lose the game

He watched from atop the cliff and laughed

cardboard wall


creature wall
0/1

Battle of the fits wubrg
sorcery
Make a witty yet annoying comment about the opponent and then slap them with a glove then if they must make an even wittier comment and if you have less then 50 life you lose.
AND if you have 51 life you win if you have 52 or more life you lose.

CAPTAIN DOOM BBBBB
creature Avitar
flying first strike vigilence flash rampage 3 basic landwalk double strike poisonous 10 deathtouch. creatures you control except for captain doom get +1,000,000/+1,000,000.
if your opponent casts a spell, says a word on his turn you lose.
P/T 1000000000/ 1/2 (his toughness is 1 half):cool:

THIS CARD SUCKS! WWUUBBRRGG
creature avitar

P/T 0/0

ILL GOLEM 3

WHEN ILL GOLEM COMES INTO PLAY
SLAP YOURSELF...HARD...IN THE NUTS.

"I hate you"

keep it up

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Cramped [0]
Artifact

Only one copy of Cramped may be played per game.
Cramped may be played as an instant. You must play Cramped as soon as possible.

There is no limit to the number of cards in your hand. If you own this card it must be in your deck. Your deck can only contain Cramped. You must start the game with at least 98243597634 copies of cramped. If Cramped is in play, draw a card. If that card is the same as Cramped, draw another card. You cannot lose the game for any reason. Your opponents cannot lose the game for any reason. You may not stop playing until you have lost the game. If you set any of the cards in your hand down for any reason, you must enter and win the BME Pain Olympics.

"Sometimes playing a game can ruin your life" - What you will say after drawing this card.

Redundant Disciple [0]
human cleric
0/1

Play Redundant Disciple immediately, during anyone's turn, no exceptions. Interrupt yourself and re read the flavor text aloud every time you utter a word with a vowel in it. Play this ability even if Redundant Disciple is not in play.

HI!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0IjMkqDJCms/SZOgaHBA69I/AAAAAAAAAXU/NmqnvMXtkoQ/s320/Tap_That_Ass.jpg

Bane of Information
Cost: :manau:/:manab:/:manag:/:manaw:/:manar: :manau:/:manab:/:manag:/:manaw:/:manar: :manau:/:manab:/:manag:/:manaw:/:manar: :manau:/:manab:/:manag:/:manaw:/:manar: :manau:/:manab:/:manag:/:manaw:/:manar: :manau:/:manab:/:manag:/:manaw:/:manar: :manau:/:manab:/:manag:/:manaw:/:manar:(Converted cost of 7)

KickerA: :manau:/:manab:/:manag:/:manaw:/:manar: :manau:/:manab:/:manag:/:manaw:/:manar:(Converted cost of 3)

KickerB: (Same cost as KickerA)(Converted cost of 2)

Effect: Switch your library with any other player in the game. If you paid the first kicker, remove all land from every players deck and divide them up evenly to each player. If you paid the second kicker each player in the game switches their library with another person.



Flavor Text: Kruk was quivering in fear when the elves starting marching out of his camp, little did he know they were his new allies.



Other Suggestion

Name: End Game
Cost: 0
Effect: You lose the game.

Flavor Text: Kruk: "Whats this button do?" Maelfagor, "No! Wai...."




Although nobody can top "The Do Nothing Machine"

we need more paticipants

Name: Spite
Cost: 5 (u)(u)
Instant

When target player wins the game, he or she instead loses the game. You lose the game as well.

"lololololololol"

The game [40:manar::eek:]



Tape this card to your hand and bring it with you where ever you go.

You lose the game and everyone arounds you loses the game. If you lost the game in this way, you also lose the game you are playing in mtg.(you dont have to pay this card's mana cost)



Im sorry everybody. I was just on that thread talking bout the game and i cant get it out of my mind. Everyone hates the game so i thought this would be very bad. It also costs too much mana-wise. So yeah.

The Card [:mana20::(]
creature-card

This card is purple and requires purple sad face mana to play it.
This card cannot be played or it comes alive and strangles you.
If you draw this card and cannot immediately play it, it comes alive and eats you.
If this card gets out into play and you somehow miraculously live, it rapes then kills you.
If this card touches anything that exists including air and dark matter, it will find you, no matter where you are and force itself down your throat into your stomach and then explode.

you finding this card in a booster pack: "Looks like i die now."



im sorry once again for posting stupidity on this thread. Im really bored. I apologize for anyone i've offended. You have to admit though, this card sucks.

WTF

Cost: 0
Type: Instant

This card must be played as soon as it enters your had or you loose the game!

You must sacrifice a creature type Vampire Zombie Demon. If you do not have one to sacrifice you loose 75% of your life.

Kicker 1 cost 0: When played this card taps all of your creatures and land for the rest of the game.

Kicker 2 cost 0: This card gives flying, trample, shroud to the player with the most life other than you.

Chris Crocker

Creature Fan
Cost: 0

When Chris Crocker comes into play shout "Leave Britney alone" as loud as you can. You lose this game, but become famous and win at life. Well done.

WTF...
CREATURE- NOBODY KNOWS! (C)
http://www.basketballjohn.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/image5.png
At the begining of your upkeep you must say somthing so random that the other player must say WTF... and then if he doesnt you must watch two girls 1 cup with out making any facial expressions if you do you must play the american version of ROSHAMBO with a Pro soccer player and football player. (roshambo is each player takes turns kicking eachother in the nuts until one of them passes out from pain) and if you lose that you must enter the BME PAIN OLYMPICS AND WIN AND IF YOU DONT you must repeat the process starting with roshambo. and if this process is repeated 3 times you lose the game and must repeat the process except for the if this is repeated 3 times.

Permanent Disorientation :mana0:

Shroud

False-you must have at least 120 cards in your deck or you lose the game.

Laugh in your face- Once you read this ability you must include this card in every deck you ever play or you automatically lose

Epic Indestructibility- this card cannot be removed from the game, put into a graveyard, discarded, destroyed, sacrificed, or killed in any way.

Karma- If you attempt to discard this card or take it out of your deck, you automatically lose the game, and you lose a limb.

Inverse Deathtouch- Whenever this card blocks or is blocked by a creature, it dies and you lose the game, and a limb.

Inverse First Strike- All other creatures deal combat damage before this creature.

Inverse Bushido 1000- When this card blocks or becomes blocked, the creature attacking or blocking it gets +1000/+1000 permanently

The universe hates you- You cannot win the game when this card is in play

The universe laughs at you- As soon as this card comes into your hand, you must play it.

It yearns to be in your hand- If you do not start the game with this card in your hand, remove cards from the game until you draw this card, then rip the removed cards in half and throw them in a composter.

:mana20::manaw::manaw::manaw::manaw::manaw::manaw::manaw:
:manau::manau::manau::manau::manau::manau::manau:
:manab::manab::manab::manab::manab::manab::manab:
:manag::manag::manag::manag::manag::manag::manag:
:manar::manar::manar::manar::manar::manar::manar:
, Sacrifice all of your other creatures, Cut off your left leg, Tear the rest of the cards, of your deck in half and throw them in a composter,
You lose the game

You must have enough mana in your deck to play this ability or you lose the game.

Finger mana- any mana that may be payed by this card can be payed in fingers, Cut off one finger for every 5 mana the ability costs

Norin the Wary
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior 2/1, R (1)
When a player casts a spell or a creature attacks, exile Norin the Wary. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step


OH damn. some one just told me that a card like this already has been made.. damn..

http://magiccards.info/ts/en/171.html

Grip of Nothing :manau::manau:
Instant - Trap

If your opponent has four or more cards in his or her hand, You may pay :mana0: instead of Grip of Nothing's mana cost.

Opposition (Your opponent may pay :manay: mana as you play this spell, if he or she does, add :manay: to Grip of Nothing's dice roll)

Roll a six-sided dice. Counter target spell with converted mana cost equal to dice roll + Y. If you actually managed to countered a spell this way, Draw your entire library then discard your entire hand. (:) hand, not hand of cards.)

Every blue player's dream is to draw their entire library. I just fullfill their dream.

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Black Moxing Ancestraly Time Walking Twisting Lotus :mana3::manau::manau::manau:
Artifact

Errata (For those of you who don't know, BMATWTL stands for Black Moxing Ancestraly Time Walking Twisting Lotus)

When BMATWTL enters the battlefield. If you didn't cast it from your hand, you lose the game.

::symtap: Add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool
:Sacrifice BMATWTL :symtap:: Add 3 mana of any one color to your mana pool
:Sacrifice BMATWTL :symtap:: Take an extra turn after this one
:Sacrifice BMATWTL :symtap:: Draw 3 cards
:Sacrifice BMATWTL :symtap:: Each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into their library and draws seven cards. (Then put BMATWTL into its owner's graveyard)

See? If I combine all the power 9 cards. I would have the ultimate card in all of Magic: The Gathering!

Wow, That Sucks 10(B)(B)

Target opponent kicks you in the balls for every permanent on the battlefield. If you do not agree to this, you lose the game. If you are a woman, transexual, or for some other reason lack balls, then negate the effect of this card.

[QUOTE=unknownhunter763]Leviathan Endbringer__________UUU
Creature-Leviathan___________Mythic Rare
Power/Toughness____________50/50

Shroud

Leviathan Endbringer is unblockable

When Leviathan Endbringer comes into play your life total becomes 7 and tap all of your untapped lands and untap all of your opponents lands and they draw a card.

Skip your next 3 turns

The end of days is good to no one...[/QUOTE]black lotus. hopefully there's a force of will and a blue card in your hand just in case

Imminent Fail 2:manab:
Sorcery

All creatures attack this turn if able
All creatures you control gain +3/-3 until the end of the turn, If you opponent has the same number of or more creatures than you, all their creatures gain +6/+6, reach and are indestructable until the end of the turn.

"This could turn very bad, VERY quickly" Unknown

105
heres mine...

[QUOTE=unknownhunter763]Leviathan Endbringer__________UUU
Creature-Leviathan___________Mythic Rare
Power/Toughness____________50/50

Shroud

Leviathan Endbringer is unblockable

When Leviathan Endbringer comes into play your life total becomes 7 and tap all of your untapped lands and untap all of your opponents lands and they draw a card.

Skip your next 3 turns

The end of days is good to no one...[/QUOTE]


I can make this card good! Stifle.