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Insult to Injury Deck Challenge

Hello everyone. My deck challenge for today is nothing specific. Today, I want to see decks that make the opponent say, "just kill me now!" These decks make your opponent feel hopeless and that they just want to cry. These decks do not have to be fast for I feel a fast deck does not have enough time to add insult to injury. I don't think I have a deck like this but i will post a few of my best. Good Luck everyone and lets make our opponents suffer:D:D:D
Posted 06 January 2011 at 21:19

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Allright, here are my decks:
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=120112
This deck is about a ton of life gain fast, not super fast but after turn 7 I usually have over 50 life. if I get the right cards than that quickly becomes 200.
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=130169
I've always felt like this was one of my best decks. Thallids and doubling season and paradox haze makes a lot of saps fast. Then you can play day of dragons and all of a sudden all of my 1/1s are now 5/5s with flying. The game is over next turn:D
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Posted 06 January 2011 at 21:25

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The deck that always made me feel this way was my buddy's Stroke of Genius/Tolarian academy deck. His 30min turns of tapping and untapping to eventually either A) Stroke me to make me draw 500 cards or B) Fireball me for 500 damage was a pain.

When anyone runs straight aggro on me, this deck can be really annoying:

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=90235

I just build up a ton of walls, then either use Vent Sentinel to hit your life or Overwhelming Battlements plus a Mountain to fireball you.
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Posted 06 January 2011 at 21:58

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Ah, the good ol defender decks. My friend has one that he always uses when in two headed giant and it is a pain to get around. Except with my death touch deck:)
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Posted 06 January 2011 at 22:39

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Neurok replica with mimic vat is really fun ^_^
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=130911
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Posted 06 January 2011 at 23:06

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I bet it is:) the deck could easily tick off other decks. Although, an anti-artifact deck would hurt.
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Posted 06 January 2011 at 23:18

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Angel of Despair and other creatures with remove effects would work here I think. I use them in my reanimator deck and when done correctly, I can usually destroy all or most of my opponents permanents in one turn. Although usually, I can't kill them off in the same turn. ;P

here it is:
http://mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=98955
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 00:15

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I think this deck fits nicely in this, but i have a few comments about it. First off though, you have to many Nether Shadows. And if it was my deck, I wouldn't rely so much on the altars. I think you have a great idea with this deck it just needs a little more work. You should make it mono black.
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 02:28

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i built this deck years ago, and many times in the past my opponents have said "for the love of god, just end it" most scope before i get around to killing them.

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=31059
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 03:19

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=114110

Name should be appropriate enough :D
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 03:25

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[QUOTE=ixidor_co2]i built this deck years ago, and many times in the past my opponents have said "for the love of god, just end it" most scope before i get around to killing them.

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=31059[/QUOTE]

WOW. I have never seen a deck based off of morph. Now i want to make one. Great deck!:D:D
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 04:18

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Evil evil evil deck surewhynot. I love it!!:D
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 04:25

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It doesn't really rely all on the altars. I have the shadows there for it to be able to stand on its own for a while if I cant reanimate. I can actually change a set of the shadows for bloodghast so it is easier to reanimate. I am still looking for alternatives to make it better. Do you mean to make it all including creatures black? What would you suggest that I use?
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 06:56

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Well actually now that I think about it, instead of making it monoblack you can have self discard cards to put those creatures that aren't black from your hand to the graveyard. Then use your other creatures to bring them back:) And replacing those four extra shadows with bloodghasts is a great idea.:D
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 17:26

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Hey first post here :D
Ok well my 2 favorite decks (and usually really good) can be pretty mean.

First off my ally deck http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=112748 Because when I come out, I just won't stop coming out, and then I pop things like mass polymorph just for kicks. There's also so many ways to win with it that I just mess around.

Second my merfolk deck http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=112859 Because when it comes out, it just takes forever to play (tap, mill, draw, untap, tap, mill, draw, untap, etc...) and because you have so many counterspells, and that it can come out so suddently to scare people.

Other decks that make me want to quit sometimes -> -x/-x counter decks, Sliver decks when they comme out, elf decks
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 17:50

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My friend has both those decks. They are mean if you let them live long enough, i usually play kill spells against them so none of his creatures live:D
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 18:02

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Oh yeah, I hate kill decks when I play creature based decks (which I play most)!

And an other deck that I have (but not yet as awesome as the one that I put in here) that people love at first, and learn to hate quickly enough into the game is my draw deck http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=132634

It makes you draw so much, it funny :D
And if you let it out too long it controls you so hard! (turbo silence + tap all creatures + activated abilities can't be used)
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 18:20

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I don't use draw decks for one reason, the first time i used one, i decked myself, second time i used it, i lost 3rd turn, i decked myself again 3rd game and took it apart.
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 18:30

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Yeah it happened to me, but that's why it a big deck, and that I have things that give me 1. Infinite hand size (don't want to discard ma precious cards eh) 2. Quest for Ancient Secrets to bring back in the deck what ever was put in the graveyard. Currently I also have an Emrakul in it for that purpose in case someone else mills
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 18:33

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Elixer of immortality would be good to, shuffle graveyard back to deck. Also for your deck,having one card that doesn't go in the graveyard isn't enough because you will draw it eventually.
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 18:43

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Yes I know, thats what Emrakul and Quest for ancient secrets do. Elixir would do fine too.
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn-> "...When Emrakul is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles his or her graveyard into his or her library."
Quest for Ancient Secrets-> "...sacrifice it: Target player shuffles his or her graveyard into his or her library." and since you sacrifice it, it goes into your graveyard, and you shuffle it into your library.
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 18:48

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Oh, i thought emrakul was just shuffle him not the entire graveyard
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 18:53

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[QUOTE=SomeOtherDudeXD]Well actually now that I think about it, instead of making it monoblack you can have self discard cards to put those creatures that aren't black from your hand to the graveyard. Then use your other creatures to bring them back:) And replacing those four extra shadows with bloodghasts is a great idea.:D[/QUOTE]

You got the main problem spot on. :) Maybe I'll use some self-discarding creatures with low cost for the start of the game. Then just sac them and save them until I need them again.
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 23:44

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here's my entry http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=130599

How annoying is it when a 1/1 kills everything you control lol and can do it every turn, infinite army of soldiers or infinite saprolings everything dies by a 1/1 lol.

I've commented under the deck the combo i use n its cheap to get out on everything.
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Posted 07 January 2011 at 23:58

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That deck has a few flaws in it. The biggest one is that you rely to much on your creatures. A shrivel would destroy this deck. Secondly, the regeneration is not infinite and with regeneration you have to pay the cost before damage is actually dealt, I'm not sure if you could regenerate a creature targeted by a destroy spell but I know of cards that destroy all enchantments. Its a good deck idea but it needs some work. Most of this i know because i made this deck with different cards. It never worked for me.
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Posted 08 January 2011 at 00:49

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That's what I told him in a comment, but seriously, with the Kaldra gear it would work :D and it also trully evil since you remove them from the game, and that your creature is indestructible, and so are your artifacts.

Also I've tought of an other deck my friend has that really pisses me off (since I mostly use creature decks)

His entire deck is based on Culling Dais + any control other creature card, he controls my creature, attacks me with it, then sacrifices it. It incredibly annoying!
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Posted 08 January 2011 at 03:17

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That does sound annoying!
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Posted 08 January 2011 at 03:38

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[QUOTE=Altered_mind]You got the main problem spot on. :) Maybe I'll use some self-discarding creatures with low cost for the start of the game. Then just sac them and save them until I need them again.[/QUOTE]

Sounds good:D
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Posted 08 January 2011 at 03:52

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[QUOTE=Gorick]That's what I told him in a comment, but seriously, with the Kaldra gear it would work :D and it also trully evil since you remove them from the game, and that your creature is indestructible, and so are your artifacts.

Also I've tought of an other deck my friend has that really pisses me off (since I mostly use creature decks)

His entire deck is based on Culling Dais + any control other creature card, he controls my creature, attacks me with it, then sacrifices it. It incredibly annoying![/QUOTE]

Thanks for the comments i just use the deck for a mess around fun deck but with the kaldra gear this would be awesome.
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Posted 08 January 2011 at 08:53

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Just shoot me, just kill me... close enough i say!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=133107
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Posted 09 January 2011 at 03:17

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Dude Thats nasty on almost every deck. The only deck it wouldn't work on would be creatureless decks, but not many people have them. Love the deck. :D:D:D
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Posted 09 January 2011 at 03:38

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[QUOTE=SomeOtherDudeXD]Ah, the good ol defender decks. My friend has one that he always uses when in two headed giant and it is a pain to get around. Except with my death touch deck:)[/QUOTE]

The fun thing with this deck is, I'm making so many tokens with Sprouting Phytohydra that whenever I block your death touch creatures, the tokens basically replace the creatures I lost.
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Posted 13 January 2011 at 16:26

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=135720
This is my Elf deck. Its just evil and awesome. A Vampire Hexmage would probably destroy me though. Usually does
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Posted 19 January 2011 at 06:57

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[QUOTE=Gorick]That's what I told him in a comment, but seriously, with the Kaldra gear it would work :D and it also trully evil since you remove them from the game, and that your creature is indestructible, and so are your artifacts.

Also I've tought of an other deck my friend has that really pisses me off (since I mostly use creature decks)

His entire deck is based on Culling Dais + any control other creature card, he controls my creature, attacks me with it, then sacrifices it. It incredibly annoying![/QUOTE]

Dude I played that deck in a free tournament last thursday. It was R/B and was the most annoying thing in the world!!!
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Posted 19 January 2011 at 07:01

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[QUOTE=Altered_mind]Angel of Despair and other creatures with remove effects would work here I think. I use them in my reanimator deck and when done correctly, I can usually destroy all or most of my opponents permanents in one turn. Although usually, I can't kill them off in the same turn. ;P

here it is:
http://mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=98955[/QUOTE]

I think this deck fits nicely in this, but i have a few comments about it. First off though, you have to many Nether Shadows. And if it was my deck, I wouldn't rely so much on the altars. I think you have a great idea with this deck it just needs a little more work. You should make it mono black.
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Posted 20 January 2011 at 11:39

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