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Deck Challenge: Evil deck

Hello again fellow deck builders. I'm sufficiently bored and so for some reason want to see who can design the most horrifically evil, twisted, sadistic deck imaginable.

Now this should NOT be confused with a deck that wins on turn 1 (or the infamous "turn 0"). The deck you design should make your opponent WANT to lose, if only to finally be able to crawl away and cry in a corner.

****I will not be held responsible for any personal harm that may or may not be inflicted on any of the deck builders in this challenge by their respective opponents.****


-------------The Evil Scale----------------------------------------------------------------------

1 - Mother Teresa.
2 - Pansy
3 - Average Shmuck
4 - Jerk
5 - Evil Twin
6 - Bastard
7 - Kitten Stomper
8 - Drinker of Orphan Tears
9 - Hellspawn
10 - Cthulhu
Posted 13 November 2010 at 03:12

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=115292

I think this deck fits the criteria. I hope you (don't) enjoy it!
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Posted 13 November 2010 at 04:39

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[QUOTE=surewhynot]Hello again fellow deck builders. I'm sufficiently bored and so for some reason want to see who can design the most horrifically evil, twisted, sadistic deck imaginable.

Now this should NOT be confused with a deck that wins on turn 1 (or the infamous "turn 0"). The deck you design should make your opponent WANT to lose, if only to finally be able to crawl away and cry in a corner.

****I will not be held responsible for any personal harm that may or may not be inflicted on any of the deck builders in this challenge by their respective opponents.****[/QUOTE]

I got a deck that no one in my club wants me to play:

Mist of Stagnation
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=93804

Main combo in deck:
Mist of Stagnation + Planar Void + Orb of Dreams

This combo results in no one having ANYTHING untapped, EVER :p
If that's not evil, I don't know what is :D
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Posted 13 November 2010 at 07:33

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[QUOTE=scumbling1]http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=115292

I think this deck fits the criteria. I hope you (don't) enjoy it![/QUOTE]

As of now you're deck rates in at 5.5/10 - halfway between Evil Twin and Bastard
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Posted 13 November 2010 at 08:21

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[QUOTE=DedWards]I got a deck that no one in my club wants me to play:

Mist of Stagnation
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=93804

Main combo in deck:
Mist of Stagnation + Planar Void + Orb of Dreams

This combo results in no one having ANYTHING untapped, EVER :p
If that's not evil, I don't know what is :D[/QUOTE]

As of now you're deck rates in at 7/10 - Kitten St:manab:mper.
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Posted 13 November 2010 at 08:22

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Legacy double lockdown, tournament usage, and pure EVIL!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=115350
Nether Void deck, but with a bit of a tweeest in the form of the Braids lockdown.
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Posted 13 November 2010 at 09:36

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my boring White life deck/Mill

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=64090

Just stalls the game forever
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Posted 13 November 2010 at 11:34

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[QUOTE=Copyright]my boring White life deck/Mill

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=64090

Just stalls the game forever[/QUOTE]

Eh, it's sorta...boring, but I wouldn't call it too evil =/. As of now your deck ranks at 4/10 - Jerk
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Posted 13 November 2010 at 19:42

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[QUOTE=WhiteAndBlueTheyKillYou]Legacy double lockdown, tournament usage, and pure EVIL!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=115350
Nether Void deck, but with a bit of a tweeest in the form of the Braids lockdown.[/QUOTE]

Current (slight) leader in the evil race. 7.4/10 - Kitten Stomper with slight amount of Drinker of Orphan Tears.
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Posted 13 November 2010 at 19:43

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Normaly when i say what im playing with i get a few "Ahhh crap." looks from around the table.

75% of the games it plays end in conceeds around the 4th or 5th turn, and more often than not, the 1st and 2nd turn.

My baby, and if i was anymore of a geek id say id marry her and proceed to clean my pocket protector ;)

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=110349

Thanks for all your likes guys, and as always your input is welcome.

Edit: Nods at WhiteAndBlueTheyKillYou ;)
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Posted 15 November 2010 at 16:15

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=104872

I hope you like taking your turns as much as I did!

The deck can take a persons turn indeffinately. They might as well just give up after I have the whole thing running. This is an old version of thise deck, but it works just fine. If they don't give up, I usually cast spells to make them kill themselves. My gaming group has banned it from being use in archenemy. Even if I am the archenemy.
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Posted 16 November 2010 at 07:37

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I once made this deck that made your opponent sacrifice their creatures, which you then stole! let me see if i can find that card list again! *Laughs a laugh that would make the devil himself piss his pants!*
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Posted 16 November 2010 at 16:54

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@post 12

Endless Whispers + two Yukora, the Prisoner is how i like to do that. Toss in a sacrificed Leveler and tell them you banged their mom.
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Posted 17 November 2010 at 07:57

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[QUOTE=BloodyBartuc]@post 12

Endless Whispers + two Yukora, the Prisoner is how i like to do that. Toss in a sacrificed Leveler and tell them you banged their mom.[/QUOTE]


<_<

Oh damn...
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Posted 17 November 2010 at 08:58

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I love this challenge so much i want to submit another entry if that is permitted.

Recently put together and in need of much more playtesting here is my attempt on an infinate loop deck.

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=116652

It features these infinate loops
1: Mana
:manab: Nether Traitor, Carnival of Souls, Phyrexian Altar
2: Life Gain
:manab: Nether Traitor, Carnival of Souls, Phyrexian Altar, Sylvok Lifestaff
3: Draw
:manab: Nether Traitor, Carnival of Souls, Phyrexian Altar, Skull Clamp
4: Deck Mill
:manab: Nether Traitor, Phyrexian Altar, Bitter Ordeal
5: Creatures
:manab: Nether Traitor, Phyrexian Altar, Pawn of Ulamog
6: Discarding/Sacrificing of Creatures/Lands and Loss of Life
:manab: Nether Traitor, Phyrexian Altar, Carnival of Souls, Death Cloud
7: Negatives
:manab: Nether Traitor, Phyrexian Altar, Carnival of Souls, Plagued Resulka

With the amount of draw power, and deck searching, this all comes out rather quickly and quite reliably. There may even be more infinate loops-tricks in there that i have yet to notice so let me hear them if you see them.

It goes without saying that Extripate and Exile can hurt this deck but that is the case with man grave/based combo decks.

:eek:I would love to see what you rate this on the Evil Scale.:eek:

[QUOTE=surewhynot]<_<

Oh damn...[/QUOTE]

:Dlol, oh damn at the mom part or the combo?:D
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Posted 17 November 2010 at 21:18

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Heres my deck so far the people who have commented on a scale of 1 to evil it has been rated extremely evil >:) not meaning to brag

here it is
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=43030

Fill free to comment
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Posted 18 November 2010 at 04:11

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But if you dont like that ill put phage into play under my opponents control and kill them turn 2 or 3
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Posted 18 November 2010 at 04:12

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[QUOTE=BloodyBartuc]I love this challenge so much i want to submit another entry if that is permitted.

Recently put together and in need of much more playtesting here is my attempt on an infinate loop deck.

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=116652

It features these infinate loops
1: Mana
:manab: Nether Traitor, Carnival of Souls, Phyrexian Altar
2: Life Gain
:manab: Nether Traitor, Carnival of Souls, Phyrexian Altar, Sylvok Lifestaff
3: Draw
:manab: Nether Traitor, Carnival of Souls, Phyrexian Altar, Skull Clamp
4: Deck Mill
:manab: Nether Traitor, Phyrexian Altar, Bitter Ordeal
5: Creatures
:manab: Nether Traitor, Phyrexian Altar, Pawn of Ulamog
6: Discarding/Sacrificing of Creatures/Lands and Loss of Life
:manab: Nether Traitor, Phyrexian Altar, Carnival of Souls, Death Cloud
7: Negatives
:manab: Nether Traitor, Phyrexian Altar, Carnival of Souls, Plagued Resulka

With the amount of draw power, and deck searching, this all comes out rather quickly and quite reliably. There may even be more infinate loops-tricks in there that i have yet to notice so let me hear them if you see them.

It goes without saying that Extripate and Exile can hurt this deck but that is the case with man grave/based combo decks.

:eek:I would love to see what you rate this on the Evil Scale.:eek:



:Dlol, oh damn at the mom part or the combo?:D[/QUOTE]

Both haha. Now let's see...Bitter Ordeal is an auto-2.5 on the scale :D...then you have recursion that does nasty stuff, so another 1.5 or so...infinite loops of multiple evil tricks...a solid 1 more. Rapid-paced control set up so the opponent never gets a chance...that's always another 2.

Roughly an 8/10 plus change...maybe a little higher depending on the day. I'd call it a "tad" more evil than your other one.
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Posted 18 November 2010 at 05:14

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[QUOTE=deathtyrant5000]Heres my deck so far the people who have commented on a scale of 1 to evil it has been rated extremely evil >:) not meaning to brag

here it is
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=43030

Fill free to comment[/QUOTE]


This is so deliciously evil I can't help but laugh (evil laugh of course). It's not quite at the benchmark ultimate, but I can see this deck causing friend loss...

9/10 maybe even 9.5/10 dude. VERY evil

Thus I bestow upon thee... :manab: Hellspawn :manab:
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Posted 18 November 2010 at 05:23

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thanks i aprieciate to hear how evil my deck is.
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Posted 19 November 2010 at 05:04

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[QUOTE=deathtyrant5000]thanks i aprieciate to hear how evil my deck is.[/QUOTE]

Haha no problem man. I love seeing decks like these. I would feel so bad if we all had our evil decks in a giant multiplayer game and there was one "extra" nice guy. He'd be nothing more than a bloody paste by the end of it all. :D
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Posted 19 November 2010 at 05:41

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