It Burns When I Pee

by Zarke on 14 January 2014

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Deck Description

Well, one day I tried to go to the washroom, and it came out as a Searing Spear of urine. Indeed, this Magma Jet spewing from my Dragon Hatchling like a Cone of Flame burned like a great Inferno. It caused me great feelings of Hostility, and I set upon the probable source of this discomfort with a Stalking Vengeance.

How to Play

Cheap burn cards and Dragon Hatchlings hopefully keep the playing field relatively level early in the game. Aether Membranes take a little longer to get out, but slow down opposing threats and discourage creature-based offensives.

Fire Servants and Furnaces of Rath increase the entropy of the match, ramping up damage to dangerous levels (though I'm not sure if/how they stack).

Hostility and Stalking Vengeance change the way this deck behaves radically. Together (on the off chance that happens), they become a shit-pushing machine.

Otherwise, it's a very straight-forward deck. Draw cards, put them down. Just pace yourself and explode things.

Deck Tags

  • Mono Red
  • Burn
  • Hostility
  • Innuendo

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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