LOL Chaos Orb your FACE!!!

by visno on 24 September 2009

Main Deck (3 cards)

Instants (1)

Artifacts (1)


Enchantments (1)

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Deck Description

not a full deck. just a hillarious combo.

you will need these 3 cards, mana of course, and something large like a couch cushion or pillow.

How to Play

play chaos orb.
cast karn's touch, turn chaos orb into a creature.
play dance of many, copy chaos orb.

now for the fun part:

Wizards of the Coast defines a token as "anything, that will be used to represent a count or creature"

well in this case, when you cast dance of many, our chaos orb creature token will be represented by a couch cushion.

activate token chaos orb's ability, ***IMPORTANT: CACKLE MANIACALLY and throw the token, represented by the couch cushion, on your opponent's side of the field.

GG.

Deck Tags

  • Fun
  • Unconventional
  • WTF
  • Illegal

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

04000

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for LOL Chaos Orb your FACE!!!

AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I can just see myself sitting at home practicing throwing couch cushions at cards. That's friggin brilliant. +500

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 14:26

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Can I please incorporate this into a real deck?

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 14:27

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Can I please incorporate this into a real deck?

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 14:29

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lol YES. DO IT.

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 14:29

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very funny - sounds very much like those unglued and unhinged cards

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 14:45

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hahahahaha i love it XD

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 15:17

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Well, I was going to put it in an existing deck when I realized that I had all the cards I needed to build one...

Nothing like clearing the board with a couch cushion and attacking with enchantments.

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=28631

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 16:34

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HA HA HA, dude i want to make a deck with that combo! that would be soo funny

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 17:17

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i think i love you(no homo). thats like the greatest thing ever!!!!!!

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 18:32

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i rated it down, the only reason is that if you build a deck around this it will cost almost 400 dollars, the chaos orb is almost a 100 dollar card by itself and not to mention hard to find with it being from the original sets

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 20:54

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maybe the coolest thing i've seen in magic A+

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Posted 24 September 2009 at 23:05

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Just don't use a handfull of water for your token lol.

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Posted 25 September 2009 at 00:42

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I actually might go with a bed sheet for my counter....

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Posted 25 September 2009 at 13:36

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umm chaos orb says once you use chaos orbs ability destroy chaos orb and that applies even after its a creature and you can only use its ability once.

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Posted 25 September 2009 at 16:19

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the combo is to use a copy of chaos orb as a token, and then use something bit to represent that token to clear the opponents board with.

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Posted 30 January 2018 at 16:38

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im well aware of this. thats not the point.

the point is if your chaos orb token is large enough to wipe out your entire opponents side of the field, it doesnt matter, you've wiped his side of the field clean with something he would have never expected.

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Posted 25 September 2009 at 17:57

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Then build a deck so that you only need to do it once. Or look at the deck I built around it.

Hilarity does NOT need to make sense.

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Posted 25 September 2009 at 23:48

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umm also all the karns touch does is turn it into a 2/2 and it would be easy because all you need to do is lightning bolt them both and im well aware that you get 2 of them per turn but also you could destroy the enchantment easily by natualize

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Posted 27 September 2009 at 21:11

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deathtyrant, no disrespect but its just supposed to be funny. STOP ANALYZING IT! its a real buzz-kill.

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Posted 27 September 2009 at 22:28

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its not meant to be funny. couch cushion chaos orb is srs business. ¬_¬"

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Posted 28 September 2009 at 11:47

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lol. Pretty much any card is easy to deal with in this game, cowboy. Some of us don't play tournaments on a weekly basis and only play in our basements with our friends using our own rules. Sometimes, when the chips are down and you're all hammered drunk, a guy can forget he has the perfect removal spell in his hand.

PS - I also addressed this issue int he deck I built around this combo. Back me up, visno.

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=28631

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Posted 28 September 2009 at 16:09

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lol im diggin it dude, spruce it up, retune the mana, and publish that shit

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Posted 28 September 2009 at 16:35

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Want something crazier that is actually legal to play? Check out my 42 Land deck. This is seeing tournament play by the way so make sure you read the cards that arent lands carefully.

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Posted 28 September 2009 at 22:08

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Nice one...

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=28935

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Posted 29 September 2009 at 09:09

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ROFL. FREAKIN GENIUS HAHAHA

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Posted 30 September 2009 at 17:16

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That's totally hilarious! :D I can just imagine the look on my friend's face when I throw at pillow AT HIS FACE! i mean AT... HIS... FACE!!!!

In a totally unrelated matter check out my (sort of) aggro B/R deck and comment on it :P
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=29591

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Posted 06 October 2009 at 03:31

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still definitely one of my favorite decks on here hahaha

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Posted 09 October 2009 at 19:43

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Ahhhhh It only sucks that chaos orb is illegal pretty much in every format...(sigh)...

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Posted 13 October 2009 at 08:14

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You know before for you toss the pillow you should say

"PINKY, Are you pondering what im pondering?"

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Posted 16 October 2009 at 23:07

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I like your style. You don't have many decks, but the ones you do all have high marks. Nice.

Would you mind checking out a few of mine? Obviously you know what you are doing. Any advice would be nice. And much appreciated.

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Posted 25 July 2014 at 02:11

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Infinite likes dude ;)

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Posted 30 January 2018 at 15:40

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use Cogwork Assembler, Prototype Portal to make as many copies you want in colorless
or just Mirrorworks to make a single copy, you could get a way to flicker it or return to cast it again to repeat the copying process.
but protoype portal would be the strongest way of doing it, needs 4 colorless and 2 for every time you want to make a token.

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Posted 30 January 2018 at 16:43

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