Can't Touch This

by VintageFTW on 11 August 2014

Command Zone (1 card)

Creatures (1)

Main Deck (99 cards)

Sideboard (1 card)

Creatures (1)

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Deck Description

My, my, my opponents tryna attack me so hard
Make me wanna say, "Oh mah Lawd,
Thank you for blessing me
With a Fog to cast and land that's free."
It feels good, when you're down
With an empty board in Commandertown
And I'm know as such
And this is a deck, uh, you can't touch.

I told you homeboy, you can't touch this.

How to Play

This deck, obviously, Fogs and Fogs and Fogs again. The point is to not lose . . . ever. In multi-player, it's a largely political deck.
So how do you win? Not losing is easy - Chronomatic Escape, Angus, and Dawnstrider give you repeatable Fog effects. To win, you grind it out slowly. Luminarch Ascension will give you an army of cheap 4/4 fliers, Talrand will give you an army of 2/2 fliers, or you can win in less traditional means: Darksteel Reactor, Azor's Elocutors, or Felidar Sovereign.

Deck Tags

  • EDH
  • Turbo-Fog
  • Bant
  • Commander

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

43150026

Deck Format


Commander

NOTE: Set by owner when deck was made.

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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