Zombie punch!

by Trainsworth on 30 September 2010

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Sorceries (4)


Instants (3)


Enchantments (2)

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Deck Description

If you're fighting zombies, then you're fucked. Let me say that again. Zombies. You. Fucked.

It's not complicated. It's not a concept that calls for eloquence, subtlety, or language weaker than the word "fucked." When you fight zombies, you always lose. (If you fight with zombies, or like zombies, you always win.)

Zombies fight with their teeth and claws. Do not let their lack of firearms or melee weapons deceive you. If you dismiss a zombie as a threat because it isn't armed, then you're kind of missing the point. (And by kind of, I mean really. And by missing the point, I mean getting fucking eaten." There is no limit on the damage a well-placed zombie can do.




(Changed with Innistrad)
+ 2 Endless ranks of the Dead
+ 2 Unbreathing Horde

Deck Tags

  • Tribal

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Zombie punch!

a nice land for a zombie deck is unholy grotto, vault of whispers is a black artifact land to help you get phylactery lich out, and demonic tutor is a banmed/restricted card if you care. other then that this is a very solid deck, and i like the idea of board clearing then getting zombies our of your graveyard, unholy grotto will help with that, Crypt of Agadeem is another great land that would fit nicely into this deck

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Posted 04 February 2011 at 19:39

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I'm liking the vault of whispers. I wanted to keep the Darksteel Citadel because of it being indestructible, but none of the people I play with have land destruction decks. And yeah, demonic tutor is banned, but the people I play with don't really abide by those rules. hah.

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Posted 10 February 2011 at 00:55

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Thanks for the comment on my zombie deck!

I like this deck as well, and I'm very jealous of your Grave Titans. I'm glad you are giving love to the almighty Phylactery Lich. One of my all time favorite cards! In my group you have to use Darksteel Artifacts or else you are screwed. Have you considered Souless One? Seems like he'd get a good boost from all the zombies and zombie tokens you'll have.

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Posted 17 February 2011 at 18:28

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Because of all of those creatures that pump up zombies, you might find it helpful to put in a Dauthi Ghoul; it'll be like a 6/6 unblockable for 2

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Posted 29 July 2011 at 17:13

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