Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit

by TotallyThatOneGuy on 13 February 2014

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (21 cards)

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Deck Description

Hey, you! Yes, you! Are you tired of having your epic green creatures of awesometude by some white chick who can't dance's -3 effect? Are you tired of discard you Garruk's Companion, Garruk's BFF, and Garruk's Lover (actually is Jace) to monoblack? ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING CONTROLLED BY WATER?!?!?
Well then why don't you try just not caring? Go listen to "Don't Worry, Be Happy". Yeah, you heard me right, go to FNM and try "don't give a shit"-ing.

How to Play

Step 1. Buff up Honey Badger
Step 2. Swing with Honey Badger
Step 3. Get blocked by opponent
Step 4. Honey Badger don't care, Honey Badger has trample
Step 5. Pull out bag full of papers with "Shit" written on them. Refuse to give opponent one, because Honey Badger don't give a shit
Step 6. ????
Step 7. PROFIT!!

Deck Tags

  • Rush
  • Standard
  • Budget
  • honey badger

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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