This Is Toxic

by SuperMegaPanda on 14 January 2022

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Deck Description

I'm sorry about this one.

How to Play

Ramp into one of many, many options to screw your opponent over. Sorcerous Spyglass, Pithing Needle, Phyrexian Revoker, and Academic Probation all shut off your opponent's cards, whereas Thoughtseize and Sadistic Sacrament stop those cards from ever being a potential threat in the first place. Silence is incredibly obnoxious but can get you out of a rough spot. The rest is just ramp.

Deck Tags

  • Mean
  • Gross
  • Toxic
  • Fun
  • Esper
  • Casual

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

641500

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for This Is Toxic

Posted 15 January 2022 at 19:16

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Done

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Posted 15 January 2022 at 23:27

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So, zero win-cons? This is a deck that literally cannot win if the opponent let it ??

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Posted 16 January 2022 at 02:31

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Posted 16 January 2022 at 03:28

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Well, isn't Mana Crypt too risky for such a slow clock? Then if an opponent puts a couple of creatures on the battlefield Crypts would get you I guess along with Brass and Confluence ??
Thoughtseize is gone from what I gather. I normally really go for these kinds of decks but I stick to modern

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Posted 16 January 2022 at 15:08

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Posted 16 January 2022 at 19:38

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The deck still needs some alterations so it's legal somewhere. It appears off vintage or legacy atm

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Posted 17 January 2022 at 06:11

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Kicking sadistic sacrament is a bit of a wet dream of mine tbh...

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Posted 17 January 2022 at 06:12

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Posted 17 January 2022 at 06:19

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Now we've got Coffers but it's still a late game play that doesn't deal with the board... these decks struggle against good midrange, I made a deck with all discard as well, Crypt Incursion is the only thing that can keep it all together but it's not always enough.

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Posted 17 January 2022 at 15:37

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Posted 17 January 2022 at 18:57

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It'll take delicate balancing with Crypt Incursion which I consider a must but it would be a weak direction against control decks, right? Perhaps you have stronger game against control anyways.
Do you have any links for good discard decks on Vault? I struggle to find anything decent tbh

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Posted 18 January 2022 at 18:49

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Posted 18 January 2022 at 21:01

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True, that's when having unilateral discarding becomes less painful. I'll check him out, thanks man :)

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Posted 19 January 2022 at 15:29

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Posted 19 January 2022 at 15:34

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