Easy way to lose friends...

by streetninja on 30 January 2015

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (10 cards)

Creatures (4)


Sorceries (2)

Enchantments (4)

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Deck Description

You want to attack me bro?? Okay pay a bunch of mana for each creature. Yea, didn't think so....

Deck Tags

  • Protection
  • Control
  • Lockdown
  • Annoying

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

500000

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Easy way to lose friends...

I suggest "Oppresive Rays", "Blind Obedience" and "Angel of Jubilation". Btw Luminarch Ascension is easily countered by extort abilities.

take a look at mine for more ideas: http://www.mtgvault.com/troopa/decks/stop-spending/

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Posted 30 January 2015 at 15:46

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Heh, good advise I definately made some revisions. Thanks man.

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Posted 30 January 2015 at 19:26

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I can see this deck loosing to rushdown, but your right it is rather oppressive!

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Posted 30 January 2015 at 16:09

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I put Kismet and Oppresive Rays in there to slow down opponets but yea.. this is totally to make my friday night magic people be like... "F*** this shit." or to get one dude to throw his cards... Yes its happened before.

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Posted 30 January 2015 at 19:28

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really? O-o people at my fnm would never do that.... like even playing against elixir control (you get one 50 min game against that deck as its plan is to literally make you draw yourself out by taking 54 turns)

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Posted 30 January 2015 at 21:50

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Its all in fun, plus there is a substantial amount of alcohol involved in my fnm. Its really just an excuse for debauchery and shit talking, weirdly enough its a TON of fun, we've been going strong for like 5 years now. Talking about ways to extend the game have you ever played in a game where this went off "Shahrazad"... you know what... thats going in this deck... lol

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Posted 30 January 2015 at 22:57

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dammm
annoying when i play against it... hilarious when i play with it...
yup, seems legit

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Posted 11 February 2015 at 01:02

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One of my friends played something similar but with elf mana ramp i dropped a 3rd turn emrakul on hime so itll be best to put kismit on main board and put 4 Aurification so if they do have mana to attack let them have a army of walls

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Posted 01 March 2015 at 19:51

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Given the use of Silence, I would recommend an Isochron Scepter (or 2, or 4) to really lose your friends and still be modern legal.

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Posted 11 March 2015 at 21:25

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Oh thats some good advise! This deck cracks me up more and more!

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Posted 12 March 2015 at 15:46

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yeah, opponent's turn starts:
"I activate Isochron Scepter, you can't cast spells this turn."
"YOU MOTHER F***ER!"

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Posted 12 March 2015 at 16:51

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Actually done that with an Elite Arcanist before to my friend. I wasn't allowed to play that deck anymore...

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Posted 07 December 2015 at 07:26

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aegis of the gods disrupts this deck like crazy all you need is a decent esper control and have fun

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Posted 20 April 2015 at 16:24

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ahh esper control. That deck has made me litteraly refuse to play the game.

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Posted 20 April 2015 at 20:19

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yeah im a midrange player ive made an esper midrange which people find hard to believe but all it is is aqeous form into a jeskai elder allowing me to scry away useless crap and draw needed cards

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Posted 22 April 2015 at 16:10

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and its standard

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Posted 22 April 2015 at 16:11

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Actually, I think a Back to Nature might disable you a lot you have most of your enchantments out, and if they have some Naturalizes. You might want to sideboard a Second Sunrise or a Faith's Reward. Elixir of Immortality works too.

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Posted 20 April 2015 at 22:48

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elixir of immortality is how i lost friends lol

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Posted 22 April 2015 at 16:13

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http://www.mtgvault.com/dustineveryone/decks/silence/
Take a look at my deck its similar

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Posted 17 May 2015 at 06:40

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Instead of "Silence" i would prefer "Orim's Chant". I know it's not realy cheap, but if you copy it with "Isochron Scepter" you may pay the kicker costs every time you activate "Isochron Scepter". So your opponent can't cast spells AND can't attack ;)

Source:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120131094843AA7PIqt
http://www.rarityguide.com/forums/magic-rules-questions/34639-orims-chant-isochron-scepter-kicker.html

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Posted 19 May 2015 at 14:42

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Yea! That's an awesome idea, good suggestion!

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Posted 21 May 2015 at 13:28

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Linvala, Keeper of Silence would also be nice in this deck.

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Posted 19 May 2015 at 14:42

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"Angel's Trumpet" could be a nice killing blow, respectively makes sure that all opponents creatures are tapped, so you can attack him without being blocked and he gets damage every turn.
I got the problem against a token deck, while my opponent couldn't attack me, i was not able to break through his massive tokens.

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Posted 29 June 2015 at 11:08

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