Stop Hitting Yourself!

by StrategicMuffinExhausted on 23 May 2013

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

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Deck Description

Weird concept I've been trying to float: sending your opponent's attacks straight back into their face. Not sure how well it'll work.

How to Play

Abuse the Kor and a few other sneaky tactics to redirect enemy damage onto the creatures they really don't want to be hurting. A few good combinations in there:

- Typhoid Rats + Divine Favour = quick and dirty powerblocker
- Nomads/Outrider en-Kor + Phyrexian Obliterator = Mass sacrifice for your opponent
-Divine Favour + High Priest of Penance = solid blocker who can nuke a permanent every time he blocks

and the two late-game big boy combos

- Phyrexian Obliterator + Pariah + Indestructability = complete lockdown until your enemy can nuke an enchantment. Every point of damage they deal will force them sacrifice a permanent, without harming you or your creatures at all.
- High Priest of Penance + Pariah + Indestructability = complete lockdown until your enemy can nuke an enchantment. All damage they deal to will get something of theirs destroyed for no benefit.

Deck Tags

  • Combo
  • Experimental
  • Orzhov

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

2603100

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Stop Hitting Yourself!

Haha, thats awesome.

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Posted 23 May 2013 at 19:21

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Stuffy Doll?

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Posted 23 May 2013 at 20:38

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The issue is that he's already indestructible, so all the deck time put into keeping my dudes alive is wasted. I've found space for 1, but I don't know what to get rid of if I were to add more.

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Posted 24 May 2013 at 06:10

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stuffy doll + pariah = win

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Posted 19 June 2013 at 06:08

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I feel like this deck could use a few darksteel plates...

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Posted 24 May 2013 at 00:31

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Added. Thanks. :)

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Posted 24 May 2013 at 06:07

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its a white deck right, so heres my gist, you put a boros reckoner in the deck, you cast the reckoner and put the darksteel plates on it but then you give the boros reckoner lifelink and vuwala, you have infinite life. cause it deals damage to itself giving you life repeating this process until your satisfied with the millions of life that you made.

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Posted 31 May 2013 at 13:06

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and maybe a pestilence might work too.

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Posted 31 May 2013 at 13:09

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I like this. I like this a lot.

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Posted 31 May 2013 at 13:24

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Posted 13 June 2013 at 01:04

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I love this idea man +1 from me.
I'm gonna suggest Martyrdom or Kor Chant in place of Divine Favor.

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Posted 02 November 2014 at 19:38

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Would Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker work well for this deck?

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Posted 09 January 2016 at 06:28

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Funny deck! :)

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Posted 25 September 2016 at 01:52

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