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I'm building a deck and the Mexicans are going to pay for it
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we need to build a wall and we need to build it quickly!
You know good & well that if scb actually builds this deck, WE'LL end-up having to pay for it...I don't know if I'm willing to shell-out more taxes so scb can play mtg. ;)
I wish there was more modern artwork like animate wall's.
Clever name, I like it.
I would cut Tinder Wall since you don't really need the ramp aspect it offers and the sac for 2 damage is n't very good either. In it's place I highly recommend you play Behind the Scenes from Shadows Over Innistrad. It basically makes all of your creatures unblockable unless you find yourself going up against another wall deck. As well I think Rolling Stones would be better then Animate Wall. This would prevent you from getting 2 for 1'd and effects all walls.
While youre at it, make it modern viable.
Why? I wouldn't do that. A modern version of this would just loose all day long against any well built modern deck. I see this as a casual kitchen table build.
things to get around the walls creatures with trample and cards like arest
I have a deck similar to this, but without defenders. My deck has been very effective against opponents, about 50/50. I mean turn 2 i can attack you for 4 combat damage and turn 3 with the right cards have been interesting. Check my Abzan Assault Defenders deck it does work. If you have money Doran, the Tower Siege can help for a third option to make your defenders attack. Also it is modern legal and cheaper!
Change City of Brass for City of Ass for flavor sake.
I second this suggestion!
i can't believe mtg made a card called city of ass. Has anybody read the mortal instruments books? They all have "City Of" before there names. But seriously, who wants HALF A MANA. WHAT DO U DO WIT HALF A MANA....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEM ASS CARDS DO... HALF A MANA. CHEAP ASS, BAD ASS, GOOD ASS, LITTLE GIRL, AND DUMB ASS.
if only there was a way to make your opponent pay for your walls...
Mana Drain, Plasm Capture, Drain Power, Piracy
I'd suggest replacing animate Wall with Rolling Stones, or at least adding it to your sideboard. It's still a white card and for one extra colorless mana, you can allow ALL of your walls to attack as long as the enchantment is out. Plus, it's modern legal if you're trying to figure out a way to make a modern deck.Still, a very unique and interesting deck!
But Animate wall has a Mexican building a wall.
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL, IN OREDER TO PREVENT MIXICAN PEEOPLE COME USA THYE BELONG IN GAS CHAMBER LIKE JEWS
And you can go fuck yourself you xenophobic quim.it's bigoted talk such as this that has no place on a site like this. Magic is a fun (and sometimes funny, like this decks entire premise), yet intellectually challenging game, and you are clearly neither fun not intellectual if you start spouting off highly offensive racist hate speech such as this. As someone who has many friends and family from several countries and of many ethnicities, I take great offense to this as a whole, as do many others who have likely seen and unfortunately read this waste of data on this page. You can try and say that it was only a joke all you want, but I for one will call you out on the bullshit well in advance of you even trying, so save yourself the time and us the aneurysms that are your comments, and kindly never come back to this website ever again or else you may find yourself going the way of "solarmovies" (for those of us that remember that fiasco)
@drakeraenes I think he was just quoting Donald Trump.
Racism doesn't belong in this glorious country. I'm glad there are more people like me who are on the side of equality such as you drakeraenes. Although I must criticize your hatespeech towards mtgblackman. If we are to achieve peace on this planet, we must be more accepting of others. Rather than attack mtgblackman, you could have simply stated your disgust towards the comment, not the commenter as well. We do not know his past and shouldn't judge him, for he might truly be oppressed in this world. The best way to get rid of an enemy is to make them your friend.Have a nice day everyone.
I don't save my frustration for specific people. You start talking like that, I'm going to give you an earful. I don't care who you are or what your situation in life is, there are just some things you don't joke about. If we ever do achieve world peace in any sense, then I'll gladly hang up my angry hat because I won't ever need it
I don't think that you should be trying to censor other people's humour you may not think it funny but other people here do.
You guys are too sensitive, it was obviously a joke in reference to Trump's ignorance. Go kbw somewhere else.
Well i bet he ment 2 be joking but it came out racist d trump quote... I acctually like a lot of mexican stuff, so i wouldn't like any racism of them. And as drakeraenes said, what does donald trump and racism have to do with magic the gathering? It has no place on this site.
Trump, Tyrant of the Wall, I mean Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs, to make people pay to come across the wall(s) or punish them if they don't. I like Wall of Hope, and would add in things like Wall of Souls, Souls of the Faultless, Wall of Essence, Perimeter Captain, Pride Guardian, to punish them even more for climbing over the wall(s). Add in some extra life gain like Wall of Reverence too. Lastly, Trump, I mean Kazuul, wouldn't win by going over to their side of the wall. Just stay at home and stockpile all your money, I mean mana/life and win with Helix Pinnacle, Felidar Sovereign, Celestial Convergence, Mayael's Aria, Test of Endurance, Azor's Elocutors (for extra political/bureaucracy flavor), or maybe even Maze's End (gates as part of the wall flavor). Or go more artifact wall focused and win with Hellkite Tyrant (more tyrant flavor).
I am a big fan of Helix Pinnacle as well as Azor's Elocutors. But, I think that OP needs to have an Illusionary wall. its a high-flyer that does decent damage. However, its cumulative upkeep cost is annoying.
this deck mainly trys to win with wall of blood attacking but i like the suggestions
then is there a way to buff with True Conviction. Its very good. Life link and double strike
I'm guessing the Mexican government is paying for this deck. Right?
Thank god youre not mtgblackman.
sorin markos is black planeswaelker, same profile pic oy
great deck cheap and power full
I agree with you. Do you have any ideas for improvement?
put counter spells in sideboard
Jeskai Barricade lets you recast Wall of Blossoms and Omens.
Very good idea also let's me reset my wall of roots
Why not use overgrown battlement or axebane guardian over the wall of roots? they generate a lot more mana
I like Overgrown battlements a lot thanks.
The cities of ass were a nice touch
Why can't we all just get along!!?? <=(.....
This deck has the best walls. It's going to play great. You're going to do so much winning you won't be able to handle it. Just unbelievable winning we'll be doing. I'm telling you, you're going to love it. The best walls.
The city of ass isn't legacy legal. I had to learn this when i built a legacy deck that used mox lotus. It is from a joke set, so if you want this to be a casual deck then by all means keep it in.
Look at the 6th(ish) comment by Bfrick2.
yeah they are just city of brasses
We can't have seriousness in a deck like this.
Where is Glyph of destruction? Have been longing for a place for it. Block that huge creature.
Trump's worst nightmare trojan pinata
I find that comment hilarious.
this name is SO COOL! lol
Thanks I would love suggestions I'm going to make magic great again
lolA friend of mine has a deck like yours, I will send him this link so he can help you to achieve your goals. But I can say something to destroy your deck! "Break them up, reestablish the Glass-Steagall!" :-D
I died at that description........
add counterspells for board wips
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That is a good recommendation. I agree with you!
Oh yes that way to much flavour and value to not run thanks!!!!!!!!
It's also going in my Hilary deck
Let's make MTG great again. Believe me, you'll win so much with this deck you're going to get tired of winning. You're going to say, "Mr. Trump please stop, we can't handle all of this winning!" I can promise you that folks
I know and all this Dec costs is a small lone of a million dollars.
It has not been easy for him to make either
Put down those devil trump protest signs,,, although that gives me a good idea... Lets build a sandwitch wall! wait devils... Devil wall! Anything that we can put over the border of me to stop my opponent from getting in to the life of mine. Woof..... Woof! Woof woof! woofedy woof woof woof! I am barking... BECUZ I CEN. THIS IS HOW I THINK WOOF. Now, i call upon the power of trump racism, and summon the wall of giant defendederfendedness! AKA BOB THE WALL.
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This deck should be Mono White lol
No. Needs to be Red, White and Blue! And have an eagle. 'Murica!
LET THERE BE MEXICANS!!!http://www.mtgvault.com/s0rinmark0v/decks/mexican-tribal/
Am I the only one who noticed the City of Ass in the decklist? I mean, if it's there on purpose, color me impressed. Also, not a wall, but perhaps Karn, Silver Golem, as a way to dish some damage if you're having troubles getting your stuff to turn offensive?
It was mentioned uber the comments. It used to be city of brass, but was changed for flavor. Also since it's a for fun deck, really no need to go with karn
China!
How about Vent Sentinel?P.S.I like your description.
In addition, Glyph of Doom would work in your deck (even with the politics)
Just watch out for cards like "Dwarves Demolition Team," and "Battering Ram"
You should put one of the "tower" lands in the deck to complete the trump theme
Check my deck, please http://www.mtgvault.com/dimarius/decks/infinite-combo/
That deck is awesome, my friend. You have earned an upvoted comment.
put gideon, champion of justice in there for trumpness. He gets more money the more creatures your opponents have because they have to pay for his walls. (first ability). Then, when he has enough money he can sell all his lands and his walls and sell all your creatures and lands and make gidetrump the ultimate ruler of the world!
Good deck annoying promotion so... Even over all I guess
Amazing deck, great job!
why Phenax?
It a alternative win condition when you have a board full of walls it can kill you opponent in one turn with its mill affect.
We can never lose! Hmm? look, a giant human-sized 100 dollar bill thats walking. I want it! So badly! -This decks only weakness, or more less trumps... GREED lel
You have obviously missed my Mexican Tribal. I reckon it'd beat this#shamelessselfpromotion
Let's do it man 1v1 on magic online
Few problems there:1- My internet is unreliable2- Timezone differences3- I am lucky to get on here lately, let alone have a game
Damn I really wanted to kick those damn Mexicans out and make America great again
Lol twoo copied my deck idea
I say you should try to make this deck as expensive as possible. Mexico is paying for it anyway, right?
And my Mexican Tribal is rather budget.
You should check out my newest deck it's called "just passing through". http://www.mtgvault.com/jacksonfoohia/decks/just-passing-through/
trump tribal at biden house?