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Thanks for the comment, I'll look into it. :)

Army of the Damned is a very scary play on T2. Nice addition.

Ouch. That's all I have to say.

Thank you for your advice, that is a good point. Drop Glissa to 2 and add what?

You are right with the BSZ that I can mill out the opponent.
I used to love infect, but now, got burned it out so much by it that my distaste has grown.
I like Jin in there, he's a funny thing to annoy people with if I don't have the card draw to get to my Banefire or Comet Storm.
The Memnarch wasn't my idea, a friend suggested it and it really works amusingly.
The Leyline means that my Banefire can be flashed in but I will replace the Mind Spring with BSZ.
Thank you for your kind comment and advice. :)

Thought it was Preordain that was banned in Modern, not Ponder.

It's Modern, not sure if Fire Whip is Modern is it? Also, Not really sure it would work. If it was something like "Whenever enchanted creature tapped, ~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player." That'd work, but thanks anyway :)

I love the feel of the deck. It really works, I've been wanting to throw together something around her for a while. I think my favourite Melira interaction is how she works with Persist creatures.

Not sure that would work, Torpor Orb only affects activated abilities to trigger when they enter the battlefield. The wording of Etched Monstrosity is "Etched Monstrosity enters the battlefield with five -1/-1 counters on it" which isn't an activated ability. The way it works with Melira is that her ability is passive and so affects the Monstrosity the moment it is cast. (I think that's how the judge I asked worded it)

The Etched Monstrosity/Melira combo does work, I had a judge rule it, and they said that it works.

As always, comments are welcome, as is advice, anything to make the deck better because it seems like a hilarious amount of fun!

Uril the Miststalker, Godsire - both very good in terms of Nayan colours.

Even if someone did use perish on him, he'd just use Fresh Meat! I'll have all my creatures back as bigger beat-sticks thank you very much! Also, Master of the Wild Hunt would fit like a beast in this deck! Nice deck though, very consistent!

OMEN MACHINEEEEEEE!

Nah, it works fine, I've never been mana screwed in every test hand.

Thanks for all the advice, but "Also, I suggest putting in Treasure Mage. He's the easiest way to get him into your hand right away." makes no sense to me? What thing am I getting into my hand with Treasure Mage as the Kuldotha Forgemaster searches for it and puts it into play and it is a CMC 5... I'd also rather keep it 2 colours namely because it's easier that way, but thank you nonetheless.

But Omen Machine is just funny, and also, it does CAST the spells which will work wonders with Pyromancer Ascension.

Mindcrank is a griefer card with Bloodchief Ascension. I thought about the Zenith, but with Pyromancer Ascension, the X isn't carried over, which is kinda useless.

Comments welcome :)

Thanks. I wanted to try and make it work as a U/B deck. Thank you anyway though.