Budget: This is my Swamp

by RobM on 13 February 2015

Main Deck (60 cards)

Planeswalkers (2)


Artifacts (4)


Enchantments (4)


Land (23)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Sorceries (2)

Land (13)

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Deck Description

Swamp Synergy? I don't even know. This deck was meant to be a silly deck revolving around swamps and "Skull Collector" representing Shrek. It turned out to be pretty cheap too, which is nice.

Now If only I could add:
http://i.imgur.com/CIsFzIk.png
http://i.imgur.com/p77iYql.png

Side effects of playing the deck may include:

-Hallucinations of Shrek
-Praying to Shrek
-Hearing Shrek wherever you go
-Becoming Shrek

Don't take this deck seriously.

How to Play

How to play the "Shrek Deck".

-This is your swamp. Nobody else may trespass into your swamp. You must roleplay as Shrek when playing this deck, this is mandatory.
-You must yell "What are you doing in my swamp!?" at the beginning of each match to assert dominance over your opponent. If you do not do this you automatically lose the match.
-When you win a match you may force your opponent to eat an onion, however if you lose your opponent may force you to eat an onion.

Deck Tags

  • Shrek
  • Swamp
  • Budget
  • What the actual fuck

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

004600

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Budget: This is my Swamp

GET OUT OF MAH SWAMP!!!!

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Posted 13 February 2015 at 15:18

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*can't stop laughing*
All I can suggest is sideboard Corrupt.

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Posted 22 February 2015 at 13:52

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Glad you like it! I hate the idea of taking away the absolutely essential swamps away from the sideboard, but I guess it isn't completely game losing.

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Posted 22 February 2015 at 16:09

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