WTF? 1-turn-win

by Ratoly on 18 September 2009

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sorceries (1)


Instants (28)

Artifacts (31)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Instants (15)

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Deck Description

Roll out the Black Lotuses until you can afford the Thrumming Stone, roll out another Black Lotus, ripple the rest, then Tendrils for lethal.
NOTE: This deck is CASUAL Draft-Format. That means that any number of duplicate cards is allowed unless a card states otherwise. Be aware that there is no official rule set for Casual magic. If I am wrong here, please leave a comment with a link to the official rules.

Deck Tags

  • Casual

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

002800

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for WTF? 1-turn-win

you do realize that you can only have 1 black lotus in a deck? + who even has 1 black lotus let alone 30....

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Posted 18 September 2009 at 19:31

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I have one only one and i wouldn't take it out of its case ever!

Check this Deck out people!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=320421

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Posted 08 April 2012 at 23:26

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Read my description, please.

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Posted 18 September 2009 at 19:35

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As well, I know two people who own Black Lotus, They run a proxy however, due to its value.

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Posted 18 September 2009 at 19:36

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As well, I know two people who own Black Lotus, They run a proxy however, due to its value.

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Posted 18 September 2009 at 19:37

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Since your being unrealistic, just run one of the mox gems

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Posted 18 September 2009 at 23:20

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no casual means that you have no forbidden nor restricted cards

but copies of cards allways have a maximum of 4 that is kind of the basic rule

casual magic is only the basic rules it just means you don't have to worry about tournament legality
i can't find any rulme description but believe me casual is just the name for normal magic


and wtf 2 people you know have B L

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Posted 19 September 2009 at 03:17

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if it is wasn't so fail, it would most definitely be a great deck, provided you HAD 30 BLACK LOTUS CARDS.
So alas, it is fail.

If you want to see some cool first turn win decks, check out my profile. Ive got NINE FIRST TURN WIN DECKS + a few decks that win on 2nd or 3rd turn. Please check them out and COMMENT and RATE.

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Posted 19 September 2009 at 10:11

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Would you like fries with that McFail Burger?

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Posted 19 September 2009 at 10:13

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"force of will lol... thanks for the game, hope u feel good about spending your life savings on 30 black lotuses."

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Posted 19 September 2009 at 11:34

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Hey Kithkin Finks, Pact of negation. Sorry, I win again.

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Posted 20 September 2009 at 15:06

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For future reference: In my circle of MtG players, Casual means no restrictions, no card limit. Not Tournament rules without card restrictions. We DO have a ban list, but they are specific cards we deemed overly broken, and unnecessarily big. Nissa Revane is on this list. Don't give me crap, I uploaded this for advice on how to make the deck better.
ALSO: This deck is almost a joke. I have proxied it before, and it functions, but it isn't mean to be a serious deck.

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Posted 21 September 2009 at 10:03

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Black Lotus ISN'T overly broken?? AND Nissa is? WTF, by what reasoning?

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Posted 04 April 2011 at 02:22

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haha...

you guys are hilarious

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Posted 25 October 2009 at 09:51

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I like the general idea of the deck. But even my rather loose game group limits non-land cards to just 4 of except for relentless rats. If you want to make the deck more socially acceptable at least to this site may be put in 4 of all the different moxes till you have 22 moxes then add 4 trinker and 4 reshape.

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Posted 03 April 2011 at 18:01

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If you could pull this off, you would win. Great Idea

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Posted 04 April 2011 at 02:29

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LAME! how much thought actually went into this? even your not playing by the rules its lame!

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Posted 20 April 2011 at 10:33

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this is a truly aweful deck.

You know how many different decks out there that costs only 10-20 bucks win by turn 1? Plenty! Even more if there isn't a budget.

THERE ARE EVEN TURN 0 WINS (Win on your opponents first turn) and they play by the 1st basic rule of mtg: 4 card limit.

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Posted 20 April 2011 at 13:53

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This deck isnt Aweful, its funny you people are really stupid he's obviously not going to build this deck its a joke you guys are just annoying

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Posted 05 April 2012 at 23:37

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I like how u keep on pissing off people who don't understand the word fun/joke

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Posted 06 April 2012 at 18:05

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if you want trolling, swap out those extirpate for 15 cheatyface. theyll be focusing on your black lotuses and with clever hand movements youll have an army of flyers. ive done it a few times before and my friends get VERY pissed :D

Another trolly turn 1 win by your casual rules is a deck of 60 Chancellor of the Dross. you start the hand with 7 CotD, all your opponents lose 7*3 life, which is 21, which kills them. Youll probably be kicked out of the room afterwards but still.

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Posted 06 April 2012 at 21:05

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Before the 4 card rule was made, you could just have 20 BL, 20 A-Call, and 20 Bolt. You're not doing anything special here. So people, move on.

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 00:22

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I see that this isn't serious. But it really isn't very funny. It's wishful thinking at best. It's one of those ideas that, even if it were possible, would get really old. Really fast. Personal I like joke decks that are . . . well . . . clever, or actually funny. This is honestly just spamming an op card. Meh, whatever. Though I have to question your groups processing power if they ban Nissa but not Black Lotus, as Nissa is very easy to get rid of. Black Lotus is not. And it's free. Soooooo . . .

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 01:56

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so im new to this site can someone tell me how o submit a deck?

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 02:52

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There should be an option on the option menu (second from the top - Top one is called "Main Menu" called "My Account". The first option in small text, called "Create New Deck" allows you to make your own deck.

Enjoy!

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 03:24

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Lol at this. If the rules of the game were to same as yours, then you'd win every game. As long as you have 3+ Lotus' in your hand plus a Tutor, then Good Game, buddies.

Although, you still can't beat a Storm Crow deck. Just try me!

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 03:29

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If you're going this route, why not just 15x Lotus, 15x Mountain, 15x Channel, and 15x Fireball? Or better yet, 15x Bone Saw, 15x Storm Crow, 15x Cheatyface, and 15x Chimney Imp? Game over, man. Game over.

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 03:52

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Well. I can see how your strategy works. And I imagine it would be quite consistent. However I'm afraid that with a price range of about forty two thousand dollars that its firmly out of my price range.

Perhaps you could try making a similar sort of deck that is just as consistent that I'd be able to acquire and play while still making good on my mortgage payments?

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 08:29

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..........yawn

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 11:27

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If you're really going to play this way, a deck of 60 Chancellor of the Dross is much more afforadble+effective.

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 13:37

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dude. if you are able to play that why don't you just play 25 black lotus and 50 ancestral recall. it makes your opponent "mill" out every time.

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 14:36

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everyone plays magic with 4 of a kind of cards thats just how thae game works you can just tun 60 chancelor of the dross then and win every game....

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 15:40

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check out my heartless summoning birthing pod combo deck

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=308660

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 20:40

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This is obviously troll bait, hahah!

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Posted 07 April 2012 at 20:47

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Love the price tag and the idea.

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Posted 08 April 2012 at 06:50

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Aargh, 2 Black Lotus short of this deck.. Guess I'll have to build another one.

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Posted 08 April 2012 at 12:57

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NEW Solar Flare That's right, its back and better then ever!


http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=320057

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Posted 08 April 2012 at 15:59

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Amazing new standard deck!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=320421

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Posted 08 April 2012 at 22:04

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Posted 09 April 2012 at 00:25

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Apparently I'm the only one who knows this: There IS a format where you have no banlist and may use any amount of each card. It's strictly casual, but its name is Freeform. However, the sheer idiocy of you saying that Casual (the actual game type) has no restrictions on amounts is almost aneurysm inducing. Please fix that so we don't need to deal with the stupidity of it.

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Posted 09 April 2012 at 14:23

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I remember my first beer...

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Posted 09 April 2012 at 16:44

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take a look at my green deck:
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=309028

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Posted 09 April 2012 at 22:43

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check out my heartless summoning birthing pod combo deck

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=308660

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 05:15

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wut the...?

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:36

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unless your buddies allow unlimited Proxies... God, holeh poop.
I feel like it's an insult to Wizards to even put such an insane number of Black Lotuses in a deck.

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:38

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lmfao regardless of the fact that your talkin bout unlimited cards in a deck... your talkin a deck thats worth more than most peoples annual income... and if you know anyone who is playin with black lotus's you should shit on their doorstep for damaging said cards

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Posted 11 April 2012 at 21:16

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I saw someone win an auction for one at gencon, then on the stage tore it up and ate it. that was close to 10 years ago and i think it was about £450 they paid for it.

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Posted 13 April 2012 at 12:11

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you are 20ish years late with this list. Back in Alpha and Beta you could get away with multiple cards.
but even in casual play, the rule is maximum 4 of each card. as that is a Basic Rule.

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Posted 13 April 2012 at 12:10

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Lol I don't care what all the trolls this is now my favorite deck list of all time, I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing. Hahahaha fucking amazing! I approve so much!

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Posted 13 April 2012 at 19:50

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