The "F**k You" deck

by puzlingpuzle on 26 December 2011

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (5 cards)

Creatures (2)

Artifacts (3)

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Deck Description

i love making people sit back and ask, "where did all my land go?" This was what i was thinking when this idea popped into my head. playing against a friend, i need two land, and i'm getting mana-screwed. he maw of the mires my last land, and the first thing that i said was, "you know what, F**k you!" of course, i got over it in the next game, but it still gave me this idea... i try to stay standard in most of my decks, but if you want me to try building a legacy deck, challenge me please!

Deck Tags

  • Land Destruction

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for The "F**k You" deck

I put this deck up against my deck it held its own. The only thing is there is not enough creatures. Your deck did a great job at taking out my land but not before I got one creature out. And once that happened I would just run through you. The second game I played against your deck, your deck went trhough all but 3 land Destruction cards left and two creature cards left, somewhere. That game you got me down to 4 life, it was a really good game. I had held you off that game, once this deck gets 4 or 5 lands it goes to work taking out land. If my deck did not have so muc land you would have fully stopped me. It also does a good job of getting land.

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Posted 26 December 2011 at 23:23

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thanks, any creatures in particular?

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Posted 27 December 2011 at 01:38

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scrambleverse. the ultimate f**k you card. run it!!!

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Posted 27 December 2011 at 00:31

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its in my other deck... scrambleverse/time reversal!

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Posted 27 December 2011 at 01:37

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I'm curious about your choice of Diabolic Tutor. Just about the only thing you can go get is either a) Land, or b) Land Destruction. If it's Land you need, then you most likely don't have enough to cast Diabolic Tutor. If it's Land Destruction, then just putting additional Land Destruction in instead of Diabolic Tutor would do the trick.

A couple of possibilities on the creature front could be Invader Parasite at 3RR, or Charmbreaker Devils at 5R. Or, for cheap creatures, you could do well with Grim Lavamancer (use your used up Land Destruction spells as fodder for direct damage.)

Personally, depending on the environment you play in, I'd consider dropping in Surgical Extraction. If you can kill one non-basic land, you can fish all additional copies out of your opponent's hand/deck. Very nasty.

Lastly, I'd look at Mycosynth Wellspring over Traveler's Amulet. Both ultimately cost you two, but the Wellspring also benefits you if for any reason it leaves play.

Good luck!

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Posted 27 December 2011 at 05:36

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thanks, i'll try it!

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Posted 27 December 2011 at 17:52

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