Pauper Mafia

by pitdroid3 on 19 September 2016

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Sorceries (8)

Instants (2)


Enchantments (5)

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Deck Description

If this deck sucks, bear in mind it started (and continues) as a joke. Before you analyze the mana curve or start looking up the creatures, just read the names of the cards, especially the spells. ;)

How to Play

Play as many creatures as you can, start a "family" or a "club" if you prefer. Recruit more specialized minions for their "skills" and employ them in an innocuous profession, garbage removal or construction perhaps. Don't draw too much attention with flashy cards, this is a pauper deck after all. Plus, sometimes bad things happen to people who use expensive, attention-grabbing cards. Not making threats or anything, just saying, one day you're walking along with your buddy Ulamog and badda-bing, badda-boom one of you has a "Tragic Slip" and falls into a ditch and breaks your neck. Maybe if you had contributed to my life total when I axed you nicely, you would have been okay.

Deck Tags

  • Pauper
  • joke
  • Extort

Deck at a Glance

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Pauper Mafia

+1 for this idea. I had a good laught reading the description and then the cards.

Some cards that would fit the theme and idea:
Driver of the Dead, Bloodflow Connoisseur, Child of Night (Tough the 'child' might be innapropriate), Slate Street Ruffian
Sign in Blood, Bump in the Night, Dead Weight, Victim of Night

Greetings
Muktol

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Posted 19 September 2016 at 20:10

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Dead Weight!!! because he'll have cement shoes...BWAHAHAHA. Why didn't I think of that!

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Posted 20 September 2016 at 00:16

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I added "Morsel Theft" because why not add that crime to the list ;)

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Posted 12 October 2016 at 00:29

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