Budget EDH: FUCK CONTROL.

by NorthernWarlord on 18 June 2018

Command Zone (1 card)

Creatures (1)

Main Deck (99 cards)

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Deck Description

Do you want to play EDH? Don't you have an EDH deck? Do you think most of those ready-to-play-decks cost too much for your desires?
...Or do you just think you can't figure out a funny idea for your EDH deck?
NO MORE!
Budget EDH-series is meant for players that want to play EDH.
They are playable and their cost is low!
(Between 25 and 50 bucks.)

How to Play

Getting tired of your local meta? Everybody saying stuff like "You have to have a very high IQ to understand Control and Politics decks"? Well, this deck offers a simple solution!

FUCK EM.

Ignore their politics and silly shenanigans, and focus on playing the game. Soon your pals start regretting they created the decks they currently have.

Deck Tags

  • Anti-control
  • Fun
  • Casual
  • EDH
  • Budget
  • Cheap

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

24
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This deck has been viewed 5,551 times.

Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

17001642

Deck Format


Commander

NOTE: Set by owner when deck was made.

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Budget EDH: FUCK CONTROL.

No dragonlord dromoka in your Naya screw control deck?

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Posted 22 June 2018 at 05:11

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Dragonlord Dromoka is a bit too pricey to fit into this Budget build.

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Posted 22 June 2018 at 13:09

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What about Ruric Thar?

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Posted 23 August 2018 at 06:42

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I'm so sick and tired of that one guy in my playgroup that plays 200+ IQ UW control and counters all my shit. FUCK THAT GUY. This deck looks super fun, I don't think I'll play it but I'll definitely use some of these cards to put into the decks I already have!

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Posted 25 June 2018 at 12:21

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I would love to see a non-budget version of this deck. Something you could do? ;)

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Posted 26 June 2018 at 08:32

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The budget is usually my thing, but I think I can give it a shot. :D

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Posted 26 June 2018 at 21:22

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Here's what I came up with! Enjoy!
https://www.mtgvault.com/northernwarlord/decks/fuck-control-seriously/

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Posted 26 June 2018 at 22:14

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I like it - thanks man! :D

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Posted 27 June 2018 at 08:28

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I find it ironic that it's an anti-control deck when Zacama is such a good control card. Although it takes quite the build-up to get Zacama on the board, but once it's out, it pretty much spells doom to everybody else. Boom! boom! boom! It's nasty, but man is it fun. I recently thought of a fun but mean combo with Kamahl, Fist of Krosa, turning an opponent's lands into 1/1 creatures, then nuking them with Zacama. Plus Kamahl has the bonus to hold players hostage who have sweepers in their hands - just keep your green mana open! I play heavy creature commander, and nothing is worse then getting a damnation, or Toxic Deluge. I have some suggestions that might help based on personal experience: Selfless Spirit, Archon of Valor's Reach (silly that this sits at less than a dollar for what it does), Eerie Interlude, second sunrise, Faith's reward, ghostway, Heroic intervention (this may be out of budget now, seeing how this just keeps moving up in price), and remorseful cleric. A buddy of mine, who is a heavy blue player, criticizes me for using combat trick cards against sweepers, saying a counter spell is probably better, but man, is it ever satisfying to flicker your whole board, while everyone else's gets cleared. Then get potential bonus ETB effects!

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Posted 21 July 2018 at 16:35

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Brilliant suggestions, but as you can see, our budget is already running quite low!
Thank you for all the feedback and that nasty suggestion about Kamahl! Gotta try him in my mono green control!

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Posted 22 July 2018 at 18:57

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Posted 07 October 2018 at 13:20

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Why are you advertising your own deck in other people's decks?

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Posted 28 November 2018 at 13:22

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Posted 29 November 2018 at 14:17

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If I wanted to see similar decks I would search for them, whereas if I wanted to see ads I would uninstall adblock. You're basically just leeching off other people's popularity. Also the deck you are advertising you stole from youtube, so basically you're also leeching off someone else's work. You didn't even mention that in the deck description and only in the comments, c'mon dude give some credit where it's due.

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Posted 29 November 2018 at 14:31

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Posted 30 November 2018 at 04:33

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Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker
Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicated
So the F-C-C won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on M-T-V
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you, Debbie!"
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary,
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up
Under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
A-tiskit a-taskit,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit and that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You thirty six year old bald headed fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let it go its over,
Nobody listens to Techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes this shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
"Hey" there's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

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Posted 30 November 2018 at 11:22

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It's a matter of principle, you're stealing other people's content and claiming as your own for internet karma. And then you dare advertise it on other people's decks. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Posted 30 November 2018 at 11:24

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Posted 02 December 2018 at 13:28

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Since nobody else called you out on your bullshit it was up to me to do it. Like I said, it's a matter of principle.

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Posted 02 December 2018 at 14:26

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C'mon now, you can stop bullying Sorin now.

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Posted 02 December 2018 at 20:58

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Children plz.
For one, while you are right on principle, one should always credit the creator of a deck, especially if it's just a card for card copy. However, mass land destruction in mono red edh is hardly a new concept, whoever had the youtube video was hardly original with that deck choice.
Secondly, you are in fact white knighting mtgblackman, nobodies decks are original. I guarantee that whatever deck you make, someone somewhere has already made it. Again though, the principle is correct, you're just coming off as kind of a dick.

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Posted 02 December 2018 at 23:31

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I have no problem with someone making their own version of a known deck, but copying the decklist with no changes and not giving credit is what I have the problem with.

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Posted 03 December 2018 at 08:27

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I said I FORGOT TO ADD IT. IF YOU GIVE ME A LINK, I WILL ADD IT. I gave you an out. I gave you a means to go and set things right. YOU keep trying to play the Morale High Ground card. I am even open to trying to improve it as a community, but nobody has given me a good card to add or a spot to put it in. If you actually read my comments section, then you would know that.

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Posted 04 December 2018 at 00:00

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My last comment wasn't addressed to you, but ok. Besides, how in the hell is it my responsibility to find the link for you? I don't watch mtg content on youtube, just forget it dude.

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Posted 04 December 2018 at 08:24

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Northy. Please just delete this entire comment thread.
I don't think any of us need this here.

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Posted 04 December 2018 at 08:29

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