Bouncing B!tchslap

by NinjaRath on 09 August 2009

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Deck Description

Third turn infinite damage or life. First turn forest or green mana producing land, Birds of Paradise. Second turn Furious Assault. Third turn Aluren, then Horned Kavu, returning itself infinite times for infinite damage. Or instead of Furious Assault, one could use Soul Warden for infinite life.

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  • Combo

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Bouncing B!tchslap

While you do have a loop it's anything but infinite. You're going to run out of mana. Sure you can just cast it again next turn, but the idea of an infinite loop is that you can keep performing those actions indefinitely. For your loops to be infinite you'll first need a source of infinite mana. I don't think this deck will work. It's too slow to deal damage and if you're opponent cancels your horned kavus what then?

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Posted 09 August 2009 at 19:03

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Aluren allows you to play the Horned Kavu for free and as an instant, thus making it infinite.

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Posted 09 August 2009 at 19:04

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unfortunately the deck isn't standard which makes me want to cry...Make a standard deck that does the same effect just as fast then ill be impressed. Older magic cards are unfair and break my spirit. Just look at time vault to see how unfair they can be, or one of the most famous black lotus. Look at my deck Eat Fast. Standard and almost as lethal.

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Posted 09 August 2009 at 19:05

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Yeah, it's not even extended legal anymore. :( It was fun to play with at Origins in '01, may have won the extended tournament if I hadn't been so sleepy. The deck is really fun to play multiplayer with, of course it only works once, and that's if no one knows what it does, after that everyone kills you as a team.

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Posted 09 August 2009 at 19:12

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Check out this deck: Boomerang.

I love the idea but it is all in the past now.
You can only play these kind of decks with friends not like back then.

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Posted 10 August 2009 at 01:44

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