Cant Touch Me, Im a Wall

by mymobbsdeep on 13 April 2013

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Deck Description

Pariah+ wall of souls, stuffy doll, souls of the faultless, or phyrexian obliterator equipped with darksteel plate. enchant that creature with spiteful shadows for a never ending chain of damage or sacrifice if with obliterator. use spidersilk net early on for extra defense and flying coverage.

How to Play

make your wall, watch your opponents kill themselves and heal you in the process.

Use Darksteel Plate and Spidersilk Net to make your walls even more insanely annoying. Pariah one them, presumably Wall of Souls, Stuffy Doll or Soul of the Faultless. Phyrexian obliterator isn't a bad choice either.
Can you imagine an indestructible Phyrexian obliterator with Pariah? Gameeeeee
Use enlightened tutor to get you the artifacts or enchantment you need



Best Draw I can see

1t: Swamp-Dark Ritual-Darksteel Plate
t2: Fetid Heath-Wall of Souls
t3: any land-dark ritual-equip Darksteel Plate- use left over three mana for Pariah on Wall of Souls.

Deck Tags

  • Wall
  • imawall
  • friggin wall
  • walls
  • Defense
  • White
  • Black
  • Legacy
  • Vintage

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

2001600

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Cant Touch Me, Im a Wall

Very Nice! Love the low casting cost and card combinations.

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Posted 13 April 2013 at 04:25

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Thanks! it would be a lot of fun to try out

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Posted 13 April 2013 at 04:31

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too bad no one likes walls... :'(

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Posted 13 April 2013 at 04:41

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well that's all changed now

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Posted 13 April 2013 at 05:13

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Defenders are better!!!

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Posted 01 May 2013 at 23:06

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Not here they aren't lol

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Posted 01 May 2013 at 23:19

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Arghhh. Ye deny my rights! Pirate I ain't.

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Posted 02 May 2013 at 05:50

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added artifacts to replace the flying and indestructible enchantments, so its faster now

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Posted 13 April 2013 at 17:30

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Add Angel's Grace. Take out Obliterator. Also add stuff like Kiteshield to give them the ability to block more than one? There is one card... Idk the name, but as long as you control a creature your life can't go below one. Silence is also a great spell to stop them from doing anything. (Angel's Grace is a 1cmc white: You can't lose this turn instant with split second/Silence is 1cmc white: Your opponent cant cast spells this turn instant)

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Posted 14 April 2013 at 05:32

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The name of the card you are talking about that says "Damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 instead reduces it to 1 if you control a creature" is called Worship.

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Posted 14 April 2013 at 15:27

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see that scares me though, because say im playing a mill deck. if I lose Obliterator I have no offense to ever swing with and he doesn't have to worry about doing damage to me

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Posted 14 April 2013 at 15:39

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Agreed, another thing to add then is spiteful shadows, if you have it and pariah on the field (both on stuffy doll), just tap stuffy doll to deal infinite damage.

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Posted 14 April 2013 at 17:54

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that's insane man, very cool idea. how would it work though? cause if damage that is deal to stuffy doll is dealt to target player, but the enchantment has it deal damage to me, do they both happen? or do I have to pick

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Posted 15 April 2013 at 02:38

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Since one damage is dealt to the doll, you also take one damage. However pariah makes that damage happen to the doll instead, which makes you take another which makes it take another, etc. With the dolls ability... The opponent loses.

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Posted 15 April 2013 at 05:23

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that's just filthy. thanks dude

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Posted 16 April 2013 at 03:48

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I like pointing out the filthy lol. If you look at my Niv-Mizzet deck, I need Curiosity in there for an insta win. Whenever he deals damage to a player draw a card, whenever I draw a card deal 1 damage to target creature or player. GG sir. GG.

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Posted 16 April 2013 at 05:08

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Orim's Chant will stop your opponent from casting spells or attacking for an entire turn for just 2 mana.

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Posted 19 April 2013 at 23:39

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The one problem with Niv-Mizzet's infinite combo is that if you draw to many cards, you lose the game :x

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Posted 17 April 2013 at 02:52

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deal 1 damage to a creature to end it lol.

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Posted 17 April 2013 at 03:24

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Awesome deck! this looks pretty strong

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Posted 01 May 2013 at 21:29

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Thanks! im thinking about actually making it to play with my friends. It would work pretty well

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Posted 01 May 2013 at 21:31

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be ready for your friends to possibly nicely ask you to put away this deck and play with something else.

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Posted 06 May 2013 at 05:25

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Have you considering running inquisitor's flail? I know for an offensive creature, it would be a bad choice, but could be hilarious on your walls.

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Posted 06 May 2013 at 05:27

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hahaha yea that would be hilarious. The only problem is that all the damage my walls do in return to a player, isn't considered combat damage so I wouldn't get the double affect. The creature hitting my wall would indeed do double damage to my wall allowing me to do that much damage in return to that player, but I would have to be playing a moron for them to willingly attack me knowing that im going to do twice that damage back to them. Definitely pretty cool idea though :p

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Posted 06 May 2013 at 05:44

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