UNTP: Darkest Tempest

by Mooshu038 on 13 May 2019

Main Deck (60 cards)

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Deck Description

THIS IS A JOKE DONT TAKE THIS DECK SERIOUSLY. IT WAS MADE FOR FUN NOT PRACTICABILITY.

Aside from being the most ban-able/expensive deck. This is a godly deck (aside from the fact that its banned it literally every format, thanks Mox Jems).

How to Play

This deck is EXTREMELY early game with possible wins as early as turn 0.

In most conditions you want to be able to generate 4 manna (1 U 3 colorless) to play paradoxical outcome turn 1. If the deck helps you out, you draw more 0 CMC artifacts, a Tendrils of Agony and maybe some more return spells so you can keep returning the 0 CMC artifacts while playing cheap drawing cards to up the storm count for Tendrils of Agony.

Turn 1 win
Opening hand: 2 Mox Sapphire, 2 Mox Jet, 2 Paradoxical Outcome (or Hurkyl's Recall, or Retract), 1 Tendrils of Agony.

Play All Mox's (spell count 4)
Play Paradoxical Outcome (spell count 5)
Return All Mox's

Play All Mox's (spell count 9)
Play Paradoxical Outcome (spell count 10)
Return All Mox's

Play All Mox's (spell count 14)
Play Tendrils of Agony (Storm for 14) total of 30 life drained.

Deck Tags

  • Dimir
  • Artifact
  • Storm
  • joke
  • Not Legal
  • turn 0 win

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for UNTP: Darkest Tempest

Again for those who missed: made for fun, no other purpose than to just mess around.

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Posted 13 May 2019 at 14:03

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