Vanilla Rage

by mindslaver on 11 June 2011

Main Deck (60 cards)

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Deck Description

Ever getting tired of them annoying abilities card triggers? Well, with vanilla, you can just keep it simple, and focus more on the game than on the cards.

Use cards such as Silvercoat Lion and Glory seeker as early game threats. With 5 power, Hexplate Golem is an obvious finisher!

Deck Tags

  • Tournament

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Vanilla Rage

Awesome, i hate when i have to read the abilities of all my cards and explain them to my opponent D:

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:45

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Yes, I see your point there, with this deck you don't need to know all fancy rules, you just play and attack for lethal damage!

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:46

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Ye, you just need to tap your creatures until you win!

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:47

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I really like the idea of Hexplate Golem as a kind of finisher, it is something that your opponent never expects so I think that when Hexplate Golem resolves it is pretty much gg ^^

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:48

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Hexplate golem must be the best creature in standard right now!

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:49

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Yeah, I mean for 7 mana one could have yourself a Karn, but, the 5 power cuts the mustard.

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:50

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I think it is the biggest sleeper common in Besieged right now, I don't know why people have not seen it before :S

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:51

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Yeah if not the best creature ever, I mean 7 toughness is kind of hard to deal with, you have to pull like 3 lightning bolts !!

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:51

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It has no drawbacks whatsoever! It is just one of the most awesome commons in standard, I think it deservs a mythic spot right away.

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:55

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I think that he'll become a bomb once Zen rotates, alas he's common, dunno why really?!

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:56

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You guys should remember Loxodon Wayfarer, you slam it down turn three and then it's a solid 20 turn clock that survives lightning bolts and can't be killed by squadron hawks and other creatures all the "top decks" play!

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 22:57

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Also, it's very wallet friendly, so you can easily play 4 in all of your decks. Toughness is really underestimated, OK, You can't kill with it (unless it's a Valakut Fireboar) But, you people also can't kill you ;-)

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 23:00

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 23:02

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hum, what about the sideboard?

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Posted 11 June 2011 at 23:42

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Stormcrow! CAW, CAW.

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 18:04

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No, Storm Crow has flying.

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 18:13

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Ah... didn't think of that. :(

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Posted 13 June 2011 at 20:02

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No petroglyph? :(

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 13:17

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HAHA Didn't know of that, ehm, ace card ^^

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 17:58

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Yeah I hate it too when I have to read on those damn cards, it's so annoying and tedious!
It's a good thing someone does something to this problem. This is the Magic of the future!!!

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 17:57

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Yeah, that's just plain boring, when you could play vanilla and keep things smooth ;)

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 00:35

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Hey! Wait a minute... Why is Memnite in this deck!? I mean, it has (or hasn't) something that makes it special!

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 18:03

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ehm, it's because it has no abilities and is therefore supporting the whole idea of the deck?

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 18:07

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Yeah, but it's special anyhow!

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Posted 13 June 2011 at 20:05

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Damn... a lot of comments, but nobody's talking about "Muraganda Petroglyphs"? *sigh* just add it, you'll thank me later.

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 18:10

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You are wrong, mikelut named Muraganda Petroglyphs, but then it wouldn't be T2 :/ I'll think about it! (I mean it is a bad ass card after all..)

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 18:14

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Das Me 0.o

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Posted 13 June 2011 at 06:51

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LEATHERBACK BALOTH!!!!

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 18:50

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Nah, too intensive mana cost. Besides for 3 mana you'd rather have a loxodon Wayfarer!

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Posted 12 June 2011 at 23:10

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Posted 17 June 2011 at 02:47

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Oh no! You forgot alpha tyranax!

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Posted 13 June 2011 at 00:12

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Good suggestion, I'll add him!

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Posted 13 June 2011 at 14:21

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Torpor Orb?

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Posted 13 June 2011 at 01:16

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Also very good ^^ Maybe sideboard :)

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Posted 13 June 2011 at 14:26

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Good idea for a deck I've actually been working on something like this myself. My only few suggestions are to maybe weigh the curve a little bit better and I'm sure there are cards out there that kill creature abilities, so if you threw some of them in there, it wouldn't hurt you at all.

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Posted 13 June 2011 at 02:57

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What are you talking about the mana curve is excellent!

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Posted 13 June 2011 at 14:30

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No insult intended, but you only have a couple cards that cost 3 or 4 mana, whereas you have way more that cost larger amounts. Just something to think about. Also, you may want to add in Linvala, Keeper of Silence if you can get one. Excellent to tick off your opponents ;)

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Posted 19 June 2011 at 23:04

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Yes that's the point! Nobody expects that! ;)

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Posted 20 June 2011 at 09:50

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Dude.. Honor of the Pure and maybe boosters like Giant Growth, Vines of Vastwood for hard hits early in the game... Overrun wouldnt be bad either :D

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Posted 13 June 2011 at 13:39

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This would be so boring. Kinda screws the complexity that makes Magic such an awesome game.

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Posted 14 June 2011 at 01:43

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Hi, I'm the joke. *flies over your head*

Can't you just sit back and enjoy the beauty of a deck that's too simple to run Storm Crow.

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Posted 14 June 2011 at 13:26

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http://magiccards.info/query?q=leather+back&v=card&s=cname

Try Leatherback Baloth, its a high cost for a GW deck, but i thing it worth.

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Posted 14 June 2011 at 02:31

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I'm going to undertake the hefty task of teaching my girlfriend to play magic soon and I was going to make a deck just like this to teach her the basics. Good to know it's also a devastatingly powerful deck type.

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Posted 14 June 2011 at 09:22

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Good luck! I know most people think this is a simple deck, but to really be able to play it, you gotta go deeper..

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Posted 14 June 2011 at 14:44

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Interesting deck, though i'm really concerned at the abundance of flavor text, i'm way to used to seeing cards with so much ability text that they have no flavor text, good deck.

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Posted 15 June 2011 at 02:50

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I agree, flavour text is awesome!

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Posted 15 June 2011 at 11:01

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With all that magic has evolved into, it's refreshing to see something simple that can also be effective.

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Posted 15 June 2011 at 13:21

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This is clearly a master peace!

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Posted 20 June 2011 at 11:21

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It's not a bad deck, at all. But when you say you hate dealing with triggers and abilities, what that tells people is that you don't know how to keep track of them. I'm sure you do, but really, abilities help a lot. If you're like me, where you love creature destruction, this deck would get owned by the countless Doom Blades and Go for the Throats I've used and have had used on me. Plus, what about flying? With nothing that has flying, and nothing that has reach, and no kill spells, flying will eat you alive. But, it is a pretty good creature-based deck compared to the creature-based deck I tried to build last year.

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 09:37

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This deck is only made for fun, it sucks ^^ If you check out my other decks, you'll see that I love abilities, finesse and tricks in my decks! If you really want to build a creature based deck, god damnit let there be abilities ! XD

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 11:57

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Isamaru, Hound of Konda if you want a legendary vanilla creature!

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 11:39

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It appears that some people don't understand that this is a joke, don't you get it? It criticizes all awful cards Wizards of The Coast prints, it's like "Who the hell would want to use these cards in any deck, seriously?"

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 11:59

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Amen to that

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 16:01

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Posted 22 June 2011 at 10:25

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this is when someone buffs the hell out of a runeclaw bear swings then flings it at you......

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Posted 22 June 2011 at 10:26

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