Annoying $6 Control Deck

by milfstink on 24 January 2015

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Deck Description

Alright! Want to piss off your friends? Say no more. Here we have a deck that will hijack your opponent's lands, and cause them to hurt themselves. Use Psychic Venom, Contaminated Ground, and Pooling Venom to enchant their lands; forcing them to hurt themselves if they want to play spells. Then, when they finally get a creature on the field, throw Seizures and Betrayal onto it; allowing you to draw cards, and making them take life whenever the creature becomes tapped. What good would a deck like this be if you couldn't tap your opponent's permanents? That's covered, too. For the new low price of $7, you can piss off your friends as much as you want. Enjoy.

Deck Tags

  • Budget
  • Control
  • Enchantment
  • Creatureless

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Annoying $6 Control Deck

Maybe add some dual lands (guild gates?) for mana fixing? Seems like a "fun" deck, but I'd like to play with my friends more than once xD. Nice idea though!

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Posted 01 August 2015 at 17:52

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Haha. Everyone hated facing this deck. It rarely won, but it was just annoying to face. I ripped it apart since no one ever liked playing when I used it.

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Posted 02 August 2015 at 01:51

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dude i love this deck the best and cheapest control deck out there

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Posted 07 August 2015 at 00:50

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I'm glad you like it. Now go annoy some of your friends with it. Haha.

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Posted 09 August 2015 at 15:17

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lol i wish this was a modern deck

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Posted 09 August 2015 at 18:28

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And whats to stop them from attacking? All it takes is a few value cards that can dish out the beats fast and you'll be dead. Propaganda, and if you added white then Ghosly Prison and Sphere of Safety, would definitely keep you alive.

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Posted 13 February 2017 at 04:11

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I never really designed this deck to win. I threw it together just to be a nuisance. I know there are defintiely better cards that could help me win the game. Plus, I wanted to keep it budget and low average CMC. Thanks, though.

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Posted 12 April 2017 at 00:46

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Maybe add a few vapor snags to deal with aggro. Nice idea!

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Posted 13 February 2017 at 04:15

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Not a bad call. I ended up deconstructing this deck because people would get annoyed when I played it, but if I rebuild it, I'm sure some Vapor Snags would make the cut. Thanks.

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Posted 12 April 2017 at 00:48

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Ah, but what's magic for if it's not to annoy people!

Possible Edits:
+2 isochron scepter

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Posted 12 April 2017 at 01:21

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Looks like a "fun" deck. ;)

Don't know if there are fringe cases where this could be relevant but Curse of Chains is the same as Narcolepsy without the intervening if-clause.

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Posted 22 August 2017 at 02:21

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what about Blight? remember there is an erata on it so that now the land is destroyed as soon as it is tapped, not at the end of the turn anymore (see the 8th edition version).
Early Frost was a card i really liked when i played a deck of this kind.
Really annoying deck.....i like it!!!

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Posted 13 October 2017 at 12:30

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