Lord_Tony

Yeah, Miley Cyrus beat me with that deck too.

Swap out "befoul" with "desecration demon" and it will kick the deck into extended. That said, I really like this deck. It made me laugh.

Or spend a lot of money.

Keep it simple.

Also, I don't have any of the other moxes.

I was going for the old school highlander where there is no commander, but I guess I should pick something.

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"Rafiq of the Many" seems as good a choice as any, but that does push the deck out of extended.

Needs more Civic Saber, Blessing of Nephalim, Might of Naphalim, and/or Knight of New Alara.

I like this deck. I like it a lot. The only problem I can see is that it starts a bit slowly. I don't have a solution for that, but I do think this deck could use a mimic vat or two since you have 8 creatures that are guaranteed only a single turn on the field.

Death's Shadow doesn't work with torpor orb, but the vexing devil trick does work quite nicely.

http://forum.tcgplayer.com/showthread.php?261432-Torpor-Orb/page3

http://tappedout.net/mtg-questions/simple-vexing-devil-question/

You still have to pay the summon cost to play the Panglacial Wurms from your library.

How are you going to cast any of the white spells?

Righto, I'll check yours out.

I think I will take most of this advice and thank you for all of it.

I have a friend with a similar deck. You should really consider Reverberate. You can do 10 damage with Goblin Grenade + Reverberate for 3 mana. Even better, with that combo you don't need to sacrifice a second goblin. It's rather broken if you ask me.

You need more lands and you are running 70 cards.

This deck looks scary. At first I wanted to complain about the mana curve, but I think you should be doing just fine.

How does this deal with burn decks?

Hahaha, I love it. I'm thinking expedition map though.

On an unrelated note, this may be the most expensive standard deck I have ever seen.

Ad Nauseam and Dark Tutelage are sure to end you with15 cards in the deck that are 5 mana or more.

I had a few decks with Liliana's Caress, but I have found that the mana and the 4 card slots are both better spent elsewhere.

Needs more Gideon Jura!