White decks are for Pansies

by Jessie on 28 July 2014

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Deck Description

White decks are for weak little kids.
"Help me, I need protection with my prevent damage spells and my Angels!"
Seriously dude? Weak!

Destroy his lands, make him pay extra mana to play white spells, kill his creatures, gain life with lifelink, And creatures that get pumped up and can't be blocked.

How to Play

Beat down white decks. Make them cry. Make them go pick out another color deck. Something a man would play.

Pump up/protected creatures swing for damage.
Gloom hikes up every spell they cost by 3 mana.
9 cards that nuke my opponent's creatures.
Stench of Evil nukes their lands.
Eternal Thirst for lifelink on one of my creatures. With all of the cards that nuke creatures, Eternal Thirst will keep getting +1/+1 tokens.

Deck Tags

  • Pansies
  • play
  • White
  • decks

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

006200

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for White decks are for Pansies

Bring it on, white mages! You and your protection! Even though everyone knows you aren't getting laid. You play White Decks, for freaking sakes!!

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 06:27

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Really? And what girls do YOU guys pick up? How? Dead ones with necromancy? Congrats on necrophilia! You play Black Decks ... are you compensating for something?

:)

I couldn't resist.

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 23:55

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i love you

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Posted 29 July 2014 at 00:07

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Hey now ... those mushy feelings are for white pansies! XD

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Posted 29 July 2014 at 00:07

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i am a white man at heart <3

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Posted 29 July 2014 at 00:21

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Me too ... my username is even a white creature!

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Posted 29 July 2014 at 00:23

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