Go to Jail, do not Pass Go!

by Jessie on 24 August 2014

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (11 cards)

Artifacts (3)

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Deck Description

Main idea is this: Use stuff that puts cards back on top of your opponent's library.

Temporal Spring
Plow Under
Hinder
Memory Lapse
Noxious Revival

So...deck description: Keep bouncing your opponent's lands/cards and put them on top of their library.

Opponent ends up having to keep drawing the same cards, over and over and over, the entire game.

Very frustrating to play against :)
That's how I like to make them!

How to Play

Looking for this.

Turn 1. Forest. Play Birds of Paradise.
Turn 2. Island. Play Temporal Spring on opponent's land
Turn 3. Island. Counter opponent's spell with either Hinder or Memory Lapse
Turn 4. Forest. Plow Under 2 of opponent's lands.
Turn 5. Island. Snapcaster and then Temporal Spring/Hinder/Memory Lapse

Result...opponent has little to no lands/threats on the board.
Plus his library has the same cards, on top, that he started the game with :)

Deck Tags

  • Prison
  • Control
  • Top of Library
  • Blue/Green

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Go to Jail, do not Pass Go!

Accumulated Knowledge for drawing (combos well with Snapcaster)
Birds of Paradise and Hinterland Harbor for mana stability
Argothian Wurm for the Win Condition
Temporal Spring/Noxious Revival/Plow Under/Memory Lapse/Hinder for Bouncing Fun
Snapcaster Mage to flashback your Bouncing Fun Cards.

Tell me what you guys think!!!

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Posted 24 August 2014 at 20:26

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TO XPENSIVE

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 01:18

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Drop the nonbasic lands and the Tarmo, and the deck is 200 dollars.

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Posted 29 August 2014 at 04:38

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I changed it.
Now it is under 200 dollars :)

What do you think?

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Posted 29 August 2014 at 14:16

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Replace manabase with:
4 Misty Rainforest
3 island
3 forest
4 Scalding Tarn
4 tropical island
4 breeding pool

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Posted 25 August 2014 at 01:33

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Umm...outside the land base, friend, what do you think of the deck?
Or at least the concept of the deck?

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Posted 25 August 2014 at 01:41

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i think this looks annoying and you should burn for making such a terrible deck. good job

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Posted 25 August 2014 at 04:15

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Thank you!

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Posted 25 August 2014 at 04:47

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It's pretty neat. I would add some Remands, Ponders, and Brainstorms if you decide to put in fetches.

Well, maybe another win condition besides just 3 worms. Seems that they can just roll over you without a fast way to win.

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Posted 27 August 2014 at 01:24

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Thank you, PhyrexianPossum! "It's pretty neat" is a huge compliment from you, so I will take it. I do already have (great minds think alike) Remand in the Sideboard. I will trade it out for Accumulated Knowledge. What would you recommend as an added Win Condition?

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Posted 27 August 2014 at 17:11

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Delver and Nimble Mongoose are both efficient beatesr. Or, if you want something bigger, I would probably go with Tarmogoyf, or splash black for Tombstalker

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 00:17

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Will check into those cards, for sure :)
Hell...i might go all out, throw in fetchlands AND Tarmogoyf!

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 00:50

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What about:

-1 Void Snare
-1 Wurm
-1 Bop
+3 Tramogoyf


Never made a 3 color deck before...but if i did the fetchlands...tombstalker might be an option.

Since it is Casual...as all of my decks end up being...I could add Brainstorm..what would you recommend taking out...if I wanted to run 3 of them?

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 00:53

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Done, PhyrexianPossum...the deck is now 2000 dollars.
Geez!
lol

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:38

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Even reading the deck title makes my rectal area hurt...
Ouch...

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Posted 25 August 2014 at 18:36

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Lmao. Sorry, Northy.

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Posted 25 August 2014 at 21:49

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I like this deck :) I would definitely play it if i had the money xD Could you check out my budget deck for me and give me criticism? I'd appreciate it! http://www.mtgvault.com/splooge/decks/super-budget-academy-burn/

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Posted 27 August 2014 at 18:17

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Sure thing. Going to check it out, right now.

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Posted 27 August 2014 at 19:43

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Thank you! :)

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Posted 27 August 2014 at 19:44

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Done. :)
I really, really enjoy the concept of your deck! Very neat.
I suggested an idea or two.

Good luck!

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Posted 27 August 2014 at 20:09

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Thank you for taking your time! :) I appreciate it!

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Posted 27 August 2014 at 20:30

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This decklist has also inspired me for another decklist to make for modern lol. You will get to see both decklists in a day or 2.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 01:39

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This decks description made me laugh, I love decks as simple and weird as this one. I love how turn five they still have the exact same cards they started with. I would switch void snare with boomerang, but it isn't much different. If you have time, please check out my Whoncky deck. :)

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 03:21

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Sure thing, I will look over it tomorrow. If I can remember to do so...my memory is crappy cause I am old, lol.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 05:42

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Friend, what is the link to the deck?
Not seeing a "Whoncky" deck.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:30

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It's not called whoncky, It is whoncky, I mean the concept. Thank you for spending your time on my decks, and if there are any specific decks you want me to look at, please tell me. :)

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 23:38

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very nasty idea I played against an izzet deck that bounces everything ill post it here for you
http://www.mtgvault.com/vaan104/decks/idk/

I heard that this was a championship deck once. it is a very annoying deck

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 03:26

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Championship deck.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:51

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Another great deck Jessie. I would have to agree with what others said regarding the mana base at least. You don't have to make it overly complicated. 4 Breeding Pools will definitely help. I personally prefer some elvish mystics for extra mana ramp until you have complete control and just use them to poke the guy to death if you can't find your wurms.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 05:26

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Will redo it, soon. :) Will readjust a few things.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 05:41

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btw, what's with "don't drop the soap" - I know what it means in terms of the whole prison thing, but how does it apply to your deck? just curious.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 05:43

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The deck is a Prison deck. :)

"A Prison deck is a deck which tries to slow down the opponent or bring his gameplan to a complete halt and preventing him from regaining any momentum." MTG Salvation

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:29

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Ah ha...I guess smallpox and pox fit into this category heheheh...

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:32

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Yep.
So does stuff like Opposition.
Winter Orb
Kismet

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:52

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If you don't draw any wurms then this deck is kinda useless, maybe you should add some more win conditions? Other than that I absolutely love this deck.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 07:42

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PhyrexianPossum suggested the same thing.
Will revamp it soon.
Been very busy.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:28

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I added Tarmogoyf

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:46

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Wow... that price sure has gone up.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 21:22

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That is what happens when I listen to PhyrexianPossum. :)

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Posted 29 August 2014 at 04:39

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I changed it back.

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Posted 29 August 2014 at 14:15

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This is amazing. You are an ass.

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 12:51

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I will take that as a compliment :)

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:27

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Ugh...I am ashamed...I rant at Mtg costing too much money...and here I have a 2000 dollar deck.
Yuck
Sorry guys!

Just drop the Tarmo and the nonbasic lands, if you want, to make the deck cost around 200 dollars :)

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:38

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And people, stop downvoting other people's comments on my Decks.
No need for it.
You can downvote my comments if you feel fit.
But stop hating against other people's comments.
I do not want the impression, "Don't comment on Jessie's decks or he will just downvote you!"

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Posted 28 August 2014 at 18:41

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Okay guys. Couldn't find it in my heart to keep it at 2000 dollars.
That is an insane amount of money.
So, did some card changing.

Got the deck to under 200 dollars!!!
Tell me what you think.

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Posted 29 August 2014 at 14:15

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Phew. Thank you for that. It looks good now.

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Posted 29 August 2014 at 14:23

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Question, guys.
Delver
When you flip him over, does he get summoning sickness?

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Posted 29 August 2014 at 15:16

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No, It's still the same card that entered the battlefield last turn (or the turn a before last turn), but the thing I was wondering was if you blink an insectile aberration, does it come back as a delver or an aberration. :)

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Posted 29 August 2014 at 17:18

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Very good question.
I, myself, have no idea of the answer!

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Posted 29 August 2014 at 19:09

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It comes back as a delver.

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Posted 03 September 2014 at 03:52

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Smarty pants!
Yeah, I had no idea what would happen.
Thanks for answering it.

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Posted 03 September 2014 at 16:03

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Iv'e been looking at all the decks you make like this deck, and might be forced to make one, they look so fun to play and I haven't made one! :)

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Posted 03 September 2014 at 02:29

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They are my favorite. Decks that disrupt your opponent.
Bounce, counter, prison, lockdown, land destruction. Fun stuff.

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Posted 03 September 2014 at 03:45

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You could try Delay as a funny back up counterspell for annoyances as a 1-2 of in sideboard. Also,Boomerang is another great bounce instant, since it lets you bounce any permanent for UU.

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Posted 03 September 2014 at 14:41

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Boomerang is my favorite bounce card.
I usually run 4 Boomerang, in my real life mono blue control deck.
No room in this deck because all of the cards bounce the cards back on top of their library, and not their hands.

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Posted 03 September 2014 at 16:02

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I understand. Putting cards on top of library is much more annoying compared to just sending them to the hand.

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Posted 03 September 2014 at 21:50

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And this deck is the result of trying to find all the cards that I could, that do what you just described. Really...I want to try to do it every turn. Haven't tested the deck out...but every turn I want to return one of their cards back to top of their library. By 5th and 6th turn I want to be returning 2 of their cards to the top of their library, every turn.

I want to win with m y opponent having little to no cards on the board. Adds injury to insult when you beat them and they don't have anything, on the board, to show for their efforts. Lots of my decks do that lately...

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Posted 03 September 2014 at 22:06

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Not to advertise...but a lot of my lock down decks have received a lot of love...for some reason, one of them got passed over, and I think the deck rocks!

Anyone mind looking it over?
It is a30 dollar mono black, lock down deck.
It looks for Lockdown on Turn 4.

http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/douchebag-black-lockdown/

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Posted 03 September 2014 at 22:08

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http://www.mtgvault.com/jessie/decks/11-turn-2-win-no-rares/

Okay, this Prison deck didn't get much love. You guys mind trying to look at that deck, for me?
See if you think it is better!
Please and thank you!

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Posted 04 September 2014 at 15:12

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