Black Mages = Moody Emo Dorks

by Jessie on 28 July 2014

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (3 cards)

Creatures (3)

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Deck Description

Never lose against a black deck again. Take this deck to a comic shop, ask around and find someone who plays a mono black deck. Tell him you want a match against him. Let the pain begin. He will probably be so butt hurt by his beating, that he will quit playing Magic forever.

This deck description:
Cards that kill black creatures + cards that destroy black permanents + lots of enchantments (which Black finds trouble trying to destroy them) + lifelink + circle protection black + cards that punish your opponent for controlling Swamps + creatures with protection from black.

How to Play

Use Sword of Feast and Famine to keep your lands untapped, so that you can protect yourself with Circle Protection Black.
White Shield can be pumped up in power. Awesome to use extra mana on.
Northern Paladin and Lightcaster destroy black permanents.
Angel of Jubilation shuts down blacks abilities to sack creatures or pay life to hurt you.
Light of Day and Cleanse are extreme black creature hate.
Spirit Link is to be put on one of your unblockable creatures. Especially on one White Shield or one of the creatures with protection from black.
Disenchant against any black enchantments or any pesky artifact cards.
Circle of Protection. Game over. Brutal against black decks. Best of all, I can use all my mana to play creatures/pump up my Order creatures AND THEN ATTACK with my Sword of Feast and Famine, AND GET TO untap all of my lands. That way, I have all my mana available for Circle Protection Black.
Karma, is a win condition, all by itself. It makes black decks pay to keep Swamps in play.
My two lands help with chump blocking and creature regeneration.

Deck Tags

  • Black
  • Deck
  • Builders are
  • Emo Kids

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

630000

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Black Mages = Moody Emo Dorks

Any of you dark, moody Emo kids have what it takes to beat this deck?

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 04:48

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I would say this deck is weak in topdecking.
Any suggestions?

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 04:52

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springjack pasture for the lolz

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 12:25

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add stern judge

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 05:22

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Creature with built in Karma.
Will need to protect the hell out of him. What would you suggest? Changing him out for which card?

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 05:25

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maybe 1 of each of the orders

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 05:28

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Done. Judge and Karma looks nasty together.

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 05:31

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I'm not emo, I just like the colour black.
This deck is seriously making me consider the pros of being so...

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 23:33

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I just made the deck name like that to get people to look at the deck. I like black decks. Especially discard decks.

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 23:35

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I started playing on black and have always staked my decks with lots of removal.
And now, everyone hates me and my decks in my casual group. Well, a select few decks anyway

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 23:38

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From what I have noticed black and blue are the two colors that everyone hates to play against.

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 23:39

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Here's a list of decks that people insint on NOT versing:
Standard Rakdos
B/G Infect (turn 2 win)
B/W Constellation/Life switch

And some decks that people still hate but verse on occasion:
Standard Dimir Mill
Modern Borborygmos/Treasure Hunt
Skythrix EDH

All of which have black in them, exept the Borborygmos deck

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Posted 28 July 2014 at 23:43

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Mirran Crusader could take the place of Paladin en-Vec.
I think that double strike is more fun than first strike.

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Posted 06 August 2014 at 02:48

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Done. Thanks :)

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Posted 06 August 2014 at 02:57

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