During an age where Christmas filled the air,
Old Fogey the dinosaur sat in his chair,
Oh the times were fair,
While, Old Fogey sat with a glare.
Thinking.
Once, I had been a holiday hero,
rampaging in below zero,
I seem to have been forgotten which is sad indeed,
at least the blind man can remember my good deed,
He works in his shop,
preparing all the gizmos and gadgets any master artificer would,
While riding in a ship delivering cheer like a honest man should,
One could say his ship was lighter than the weather,
The way it moved resembled a giant feather,
It would fall quickly and elegantly to the homes one night a year,
Leaving presents and filling the time spiral stockings with cheer,
However, one Christmas
a dark, greedy man succumbed to demonizing this day,
Yawgmoth, the demon came out to play,
He hated the machines and their father,
He hated the holiday and thought it a bother,
He was so cruel and twisted in his head,
That he felt the need to lay Christmas to bed,
"Down with snow, Down with cheer, Down with the festive times of the year!"
"I hate this excuse, for commericial abuse, it's nothing acute, IT's ALL OBBBTUUUSSSSEEEE! All the popping, all the cropping, for what you say? For me? Oh Ho Ho Ho....NO. That's quite enough." He sang with anger.
So Yawgmoth created a terrible thing,
all of it body glistened and clang,
a metal? A oil? it was both of these,
and Yawgmoth fell to his knees,
Oh Yawgmoth was pleased,
He sent the oil to the blind seers abode.
The phyrexian oil spilled into the multiverse as the blind seer took his gifts,
to mirrodin, to lorwyn, to zendikar, to all other planes.
The oil with all of it's might corrupted the time flow,
Poor blind seer with no goodness to show,
went in search for a helpful hand who was still sane,
He searched across each phyrexian infected plane,
He reached mirrodin and woah and behold!,
Melira was one of gold,
With her hands so bright,
She reawakened every mirrodin light,
Karn was free at last!,
Now the seer better act fast,
The oil is spreading incredibly fast,
so a portal to each plane karn and the seer cast,
They went through the night,
with courage and no fright,
saving the multiverse from yawgmoth and his evil plans,
Peace and cheer went throughout the lands.
This is my second story inspired by my first. Go check it out!
http://www.mtgvault.com/jarrettbeast97/decks/a-christmas-carol/
*ignore typos