A Christmas Carol

by jarrettbeast97 on 23 December 2011

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Deck Description

all was quiet in the valley Christmas night,
nothing stirred not blue mana or white,
green mana asleep in a frozen haze,
while red mana deep in the earth still ablaze,
black mana kept up with all the naughty creatures,
undead and others with no distinct features,
santa clause was making a normal run,
believe it or not he was having fun,
all the little vipers and faeries slept with ease,
as santa gave them gifts under thier chimneys,
one small problem was about to occur,
santa would slip and fall to the frozen curb,
santa witha back out of wack,
needed help to get back,
see he had finished his runs already,
but the sun threatened to come up steadily,
santa had nowhere to hide,
because the eternal snow left him blind,
but there was one hope for santa that night,
the one creature who for christmas gave much fright,
old foggey the most gruesome creature alive,
one whose monstrous rep only continued to thrive,
so santa went an found old foggey with his mind,
he asked the dino for help if he would be so kind,
old foggey good hearted as he was,
said fuck yeah santy clause,
i old foggey am a master of speed,
i will return yo home asa good deed,
so foggey did as he said,
and santa layed down to bed,
old foggey is said to be his new bestfriend,
why you ask,well its because of old foggey being a major badass who would protect santa and evrything...oh wait that last part didnt ryhme....fuck its my finale draft deal with it.....srry 4 typos :P

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  • Fun

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for A Christmas Carol

nice!

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Posted 23 December 2011 at 20:11

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hahahaha that poem is so key, good job man!

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Posted 24 December 2011 at 06:04

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ty i want everyone to see it and b e happy lol

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Posted 24 December 2011 at 06:09

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funny as hell

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Posted 24 December 2011 at 06:12

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lmao like the deck and the poem was insainly good too.

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Posted 24 December 2011 at 17:54

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for real lol

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Posted 24 December 2011 at 18:14

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Dang you must be a writer

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Posted 15 May 2016 at 19:09

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