why the fuck not

by his00 on 09 August 2011

Main Deck (60 cards)

Creatures (4)

Land (56)

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Deck Description

yeah i did it you know you like it fucking storm crow the king card of magic everyone knows it he flys over all the big daddys in magic you know when you see a storm crow hit the board you think oh shit i need to Shivan Meteor that fucker screw you eldrazi screw you 10/10 trampler strom crow gonna die you know why

BECAUSE HES KING

thats all you need is the crow in your deck nothing else if u draw one of this your opponent will melt and you will never lose a game maybe a friend from shear cheapness but oh well you win:)

Deck Tags

  • Stompy

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

04000

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for why the fuck not

Sorry, homey, I've got this beat: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=160754

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:06

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sorry man i win mine can actually be played but if u got to stick a saw on ur crow man you aint playing the crow right he brings the storm himself he dont need the saw he will just fly over you like nothing and eat you like a wurm

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:08

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Bone Saw.

Storm Crow.

I know where my loyalty lies.

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:41

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i hear you bro you stay with the king not the blade when you need a leader this is your man hes so overpowered i once sat one down in a game uno said opps wrong game then realized everyone just disappeared found them three days later in my closet calling me insane for even holding one pour kids there still running from the storm

(sigh) they will never be the same

thats the power of the king baby

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:46

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You jest. Nothing can surpass the Bone Saw.

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 16:53

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Which is better--a velociraptor, or a velociraptor with chainsaws attached to his already deadly claws? Or to put it differently, a shark, or a shark with a laser beam attached to it's head? At the end of the day, a Storm Crow with a Bone Saw on it is like Chuck Norris with the One Ring.

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 18:27

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screw the storm crow go go mighty penis face XD i love it

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:51

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storm crow is the might penis face he says screw you world melt under my power

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:52

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DESATROYAH!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:26

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DESATROYAH!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:27

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DESATROYAH!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:31

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DESATROYAH!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:32

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DESATROYAH!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:33

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DESATROYAH!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:36

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your sitting at a legacy tourney dragon storm sets off you see 9 dragons turn one what do you do you smile grin flip your card around show them the storm crow

hail the king mother fucker

he bows to you as you hold it high the lady's love you the men hate you

damn that's nice dream isent it good thing its not that's what happen last week at legacy

bow to the king

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:56

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"your sitting at a legacy tourney dragon storm sets off you see 9 dragons turn one what do you do you smile grin flip your card around show them the storm crow "


hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 21:22

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If you put a copy of this card under an X-ray, you can clearly see that Storm Crow was originally planned to be the first planeswalker.

Crow, the Storm Bender

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:59

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If you look closely in overwhelming stampede , you see a stormcrow leading it.
Storm crow CREATED blue beatdown.
A set was supposed to be named after storm crow , but instead they named it "planar chaos" due to storm crow's last visit.
Storm crow is actually a changeling , it was so sneaky , it shapeshifted it's way and was published in bird form.
Storm crow can force your opponent to take mana burn before the game starts.
Storm crow didn't like a set , so he UNHINGED it.
Storm crow CAN understand Null Rod's flavor text.
Storm crow EATS Emrakul's tentacles for dinner.
Storm crow makes darksteel rust.
Stormcrow made mirrodin...besieged.
Stormcrow was once reanimated...alive.
When stormcrow shuffles his library , he rearranges all his cards perfectly for a next turn win IN FRONT of his opponent...and he wasn't caught.
Stormcrow once made a deck out of walls with trample...and won.
Stormcrow sculpts Jace's mind.
Stormcrow gives all his ladies a bouquet full of black-lotuses.

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:37

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storm crow the chuck norris mtg card it doesnt fly air just wants to be around it

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:38

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Storm crow the legend of the multiverse- Storm crow almighty power,
Storm crow the worlds perfect flower,
Storm crow im madly in love with you,
Storm crow i wish there was two,
Storm crow i want you to plesure my private dick,
Storm crow have sex with me you stupid bird prick,
Storm crow i will love you longtime for free,
Storm crow you mean so much to me. :) be with me sexy ik u want my bod storm crow i will stalk you until you love me u dirty bird you

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:47

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dude get a life:P he will love you one day

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:48

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i want him now DESATROYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:49

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Rule 1: Do not talk about Storm Crow.
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about Storm Crow.
Rule 3: If someone yells "stop", goes limp, or taps out, the match is over.
Rule 4: Only 2 Storm Crows to a deck.
Rule 5: Only 1 Storm Crow on the field at a time.
Rule 6: No beaks, no claws.
Rule 7: Storm Crow will go on for as long as it has to.
Rule 8: If this is your first time against Storm Crow, you HAVE to die.

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:51

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storm crow is GOD

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:53

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Storm crow fight club FTW

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Posted 10 August 2011 at 07:45

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When Alliances came out I had to trade so many Force of Wills to get one of these...

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:53

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“So last night a friend and I were playing some hot, consensual Magic: The Gathering, and I had just laid down my second island. Of course, you all know what that means. I smiled maniacally and played a Storm Crow…My opponent then proceeded to die. Like, I’m not talking about life points, here. He actually physically died. He took one look at my Storm Crow and all of his skin melted off like that one scene from Indiana Jones. It was pretty awesome, except now my entire playset of Storm Crows is sitting in the county jail, awaiting a trial for first-degree murder. My lawyers are optimistic though that we can lower the penalty to manslaughter, since Storm Crow doesn’t mean to be the ridiculously broken card it is, it was just born that way when Jace, the Mind Sculptor
and Black Lotus
had a power-baby in the center of the Blind Eternities. So technically, it’s not its fault.”

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:55

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looks like people love the storm 44 likes hell yeah

hail to the king:)

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 12:25

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i think duke nukem would be proud..... for storm crow gets all da bitches

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 17:52

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Craw, craw!

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 18:10

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wat wuld u give for a storm crow? EVERTING!!!!! check out my goblin deck. what does it need besides 4 stormcrows? http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=219219

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 19:15

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every deck needs storm crow put one two 50 idc just do it and i will take a serious look at it one sec

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 21:24

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=219793 look at this jabe480 and tell me what you thinks

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 19:58

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SQUADREN HALK CAN SUCK STORM CROW BECASUE THEY GOT NOTHIN ON THIS SHIT

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 19:59

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Never heard of SQUADREN HALK. Oh and you should check if your Caps Lock is working right.

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 23:46

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squadron halk is what happens when a squadron hawk fulls in love with the hulk

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Posted 10 August 2011 at 07:47

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I want to thank you all for proving how anything can get on the front page with a little help from your friends, or friend in this case, and some needless conversation. Well done sirs!!!!

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 20:05

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hell yeah its not needless im sorry but storm crow is a god to me if you think its needless then sir your not a magic player:)

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 21:22

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No I'm not dogging, just the opposite. Personally I hope these front page decks get complaints and this site will change it's approach to the "Like" system, which a horrible failure IMO. All this amounts to is a popularity contest from same three people who get a bunch of comments between themselves by stricking up a conversation which has nothing to do with the decks.

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Posted 10 August 2011 at 16:29

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 20:21

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you know why you lost you didnt bow to the king if you bow he might show you mercy

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 21:20

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=150329

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 21:19

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go check my other decks out to:P

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 21:34

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this deck is stupid. storm crow is stupid. seriously, why do people like this piece of crap? he's not good, he falls to every card, and is pretty much horrible in every way.

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 22:47

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apparently your new its not that's its amazing not that its broken its that its just a fun card and one that has been made fun of since early years of magic:P just have fun make up storm crow story's in general its not a bad card and no it don't fall to all cards and i don't see how its horrible in every way i love storm crow i main deck one in every blue legacy deck i got:P just for shits and giggles

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 23:58

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Storm Crow is the Chuck Norris of Magic. Think about it.

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Posted 10 August 2011 at 18:00

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all shit! i needed this, this morning man! LOL good shit.

ALL HAIL STORM CROW MOTHER FUCKERS!
STORM CROW AINT SORRY HES YOUR BABY DADDY!

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Posted 10 August 2011 at 15:35

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Bro, you need some cycling cards and fetch lands or some other deck thinning. I know the crow is an auto-win but you need to get some other cards out of the way of his unstoppability.

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Posted 11 August 2011 at 01:19

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i really dont want to give wizards a reason to ban storm crow you know:)

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Posted 11 August 2011 at 01:28

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I love you people.

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Posted 11 August 2011 at 12:52

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storm crow is everyone's lover:)

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Posted 11 August 2011 at 16:11

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"Crow" is actually a prejudice code for nigger. It's an analogy to pursue his white supremacy agenda. RACIST!!!

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Posted 11 August 2011 at 19:27

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please look at my knight tribal deck http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=220802

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Posted 11 August 2011 at 23:17

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that shit aint have no STORM CROW wtf! you should put a STORM CROW in it.. on his off time, STORM CROW is a MOTHER FUCKER KING LORD! thats right KING LORD!

bow down to the storm crow! hes your King Lord!

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Posted 12 August 2011 at 20:17

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i never realized how consistant this deck is... storm crow can survive 4 emrakuls with 4 eldrazi conscriptions and 4 hedron matrixes on them when they attack at the same time. maybe more...

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Posted 13 August 2011 at 03:37

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