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48 Decks, 53 Comments, 12 Reputation

hell yeah its not needless im sorry but storm crow is a god to me if you think its needless then sir your not a magic player:)

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 21:22 in reply to #190220 on why the fuck not

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you know why you lost you didnt bow to the king if you bow he might show you mercy

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 21:20 in reply to #190228 on why the fuck not

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looks like people love the storm 44 likes hell yeah

hail to the king:)

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 12:25 as a comment on why the fuck not

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“So last night a friend and I were playing some hot, consensual Magic: The Gathering, and I had just laid down my second island. Of course, you all know what that means. I smiled maniacally and played a Storm Crow…My opponent then proceeded to die. Like, I’m not talking about life points, here. He actually physically died. He took one look at my Storm Crow and all of his skin melted off like that one scene from Indiana Jones. It was pretty awesome, except now my entire playset of Storm Crows is sitting in the county jail, awaiting a trial for first-degree murder. My lawyers are optimistic though that we can lower the penalty to manslaughter, since Storm Crow doesn’t mean to be the ridiculously broken card it is, it was just born that way when Jace, the Mind Sculptor
and Black Lotus
had a power-baby in the center of the Blind Eternities. So technically, it’s not its fault.”

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:55 as a comment on why the fuck not

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When Alliances came out I had to trade so many Force of Wills to get one of these...

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:53 as a comment on why the fuck not

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Rule 1: Do not talk about Storm Crow.
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about Storm Crow.
Rule 3: If someone yells "stop", goes limp, or taps out, the match is over.
Rule 4: Only 2 Storm Crows to a deck.
Rule 5: Only 1 Storm Crow on the field at a time.
Rule 6: No beaks, no claws.
Rule 7: Storm Crow will go on for as long as it has to.
Rule 8: If this is your first time against Storm Crow, you HAVE to die.

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:51 as a comment on why the fuck not

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dude get a life:P he will love you one day

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:48 in reply to #190009 on why the fuck not

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If you look closely in overwhelming stampede , you see a stormcrow leading it.
Storm crow CREATED blue beatdown.
A set was supposed to be named after storm crow , but instead they named it "planar chaos" due to storm crow's last visit.
Storm crow is actually a changeling , it was so sneaky , it shapeshifted it's way and was published in bird form.
Storm crow can force your opponent to take mana burn before the game starts.
Storm crow didn't like a set , so he UNHINGED it.
Storm crow CAN understand Null Rod's flavor text.
Storm crow EATS Emrakul's tentacles for dinner.
Storm crow makes darksteel rust.
Stormcrow made mirrodin...besieged.
Stormcrow was once reanimated...alive.
When stormcrow shuffles his library , he rearranges all his cards perfectly for a next turn win IN FRONT of his opponent...and he wasn't caught.
Stormcrow once made a deck out of walls with trample...and won.
Stormcrow sculpts Jace's mind.
Stormcrow gives all his ladies a bouquet full of black-lotuses.

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:37 as a comment on why the fuck not

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you need storm crow
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=219767

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 05:11 as a comment on Migrating Swarm

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If you put a copy of this card under an X-ray, you can clearly see that Storm Crow was originally planned to be the first planeswalker.

Crow, the Storm Bender

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:59 as a comment on why the fuck not

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your sitting at a legacy tourney dragon storm sets off you see 9 dragons turn one what do you do you smile grin flip your card around show them the storm crow

hail the king mother fucker

he bows to you as you hold it high the lady's love you the men hate you

damn that's nice dream isent it good thing its not that's what happen last week at legacy

bow to the king

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:56 as a comment on why the fuck not

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storm crow is the might penis face he says screw you world melt under my power

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:52 in reply to #189984 on why the fuck not

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i hear you bro you stay with the king not the blade when you need a leader this is your man hes so overpowered i once sat one down in a game uno said opps wrong game then realized everyone just disappeared found them three days later in my closet calling me insane for even holding one pour kids there still running from the storm

(sigh) they will never be the same

thats the power of the king baby

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:46 in reply to #189963 on why the fuck not

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sorry man i win mine can actually be played but if u got to stick a saw on ur crow man you aint playing the crow right he brings the storm himself he dont need the saw he will just fly over you like nothing and eat you like a wurm

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Posted 09 August 2011 at 04:08 in reply to #189963 on why the fuck not

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=219649 take a look at my myr deck im so proud of it:)

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Posted 08 August 2011 at 23:35 as a comment on Myr Deck Wins

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its amazing i wish more people understood the pure beauty of myrs

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Posted 01 August 2011 at 00:50 in reply to #187348 on MYR FETISH

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im trying to keep in t2 legal but ty for your input:) i like your deck it looks fun

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Posted 31 July 2011 at 23:12 in reply to #187321 on MYR FETISH

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whats wrong with it

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Posted 24 July 2011 at 05:46 in reply to #184504 on red deck (help) t2

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=213141 red deck help
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=210264 my edh deck the world is mine
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=203087 torbu fog
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=198015 frost assassin

please look and any comments are wanted i enjoy hearing peoples ideas:)

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Posted 24 July 2011 at 05:09 as a comment on ADVERTISE!!!!

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hey good idea i own a paraelle thoughts :P i willl put it in ty guys

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Posted 16 July 2011 at 12:14 as a comment on THE WORLD IS MINE

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