FUCK YOU I'M A TURTLE

by heliosofcows on 01 April 2013

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Deck Description

It's a mutha-fukin' Turtle tribal. What more could you want.

How to Play

Use various P/T changes to swing in for larger amounts. Also some untap action.

Deck Tags

  • Tribal
  • Fun
  • Cheap
  • turtle

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for FUCK YOU I'M A TURTLE

Absolutely priceless

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Posted 01 April 2013 at 03:59

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Leonardo would be proud...

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Posted 01 April 2013 at 04:15

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My name is surewhynot, and I approve this deck.

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Posted 01 April 2013 at 04:20

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turtle deck i would have never thought of it thats so cool :p

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Posted 01 April 2013 at 05:04

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Maybe you could add Ghostform or Artful Dodge to avoid losing your 4/1 turtles when attacking. I know you already have ghostly touch but it may not be enough.
That's an awesome deck you made here !

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Posted 01 April 2013 at 12:11

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Ghostly Touch is for Giant Tortoise and the Merfolk. Since my P/T changes are at instant speed (cept for my Snapper, which uses the "fetchlands" to do it at instant speed), they wont know who to block until it is too late. Besides, who wants to block a poor little turtle? ;)

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Posted 01 April 2013 at 15:59

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This deck is epic ! Teenage Magic Ninja Turtles TMNT FTW !
Coat of Arms would be epic in here though..

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Posted 08 April 2013 at 00:22

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I would've put in Coat, but it helps other people too (especially if I have my changeling out). Also, it makes me a target.

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Posted 08 April 2013 at 00:27

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Fair play - Adaptive Automaton? Riptide Replicator? Urza's Incubator?
And maybe add in something like Sword of Vengeance / Sharpened Pitchfork / Viridian Claw for first strike when you switch P/T

So tempted to make this now !

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Posted 10 April 2013 at 13:26

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I would have so put in 4 automatons....if they didn't cost 7$ for a playset. :(

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Posted 10 April 2013 at 16:18

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Do Turtle´s dream?
If so, and it´s a bad dream, then 'Wormfang Turtle' is your asset - that creature type :)

'Vintara Snapper' could be useful as well =)

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Posted 15 November 2013 at 13:56

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That's a tortoise, not a god damn turtle.

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Posted 12 January 2017 at 05:48

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