Killing Yourself Deck of Death

by happyasianman on 25 April 2013

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Creatures (2)


Sorceries (1)


Instants (4)

Artifacts (4)


Enchantments (4)

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Deck Description

Dear Fellow Magic Players,

After playing the "Death Deck of Death," perhaps you wanted to facilitate your inevitable death by casting spells to hurt yourself, but couldn't because the deck lacked the sufficient spells to do it. Maybe you are just tired of winning so much or, especially after playing the "Death Deck of Death," are tired of having others beating you into a bloody pulp. If you at all feel one of these ways, then I have come to deliver to you this wonderful deck! I present to you: "Killing Yourself Deck of Death!" With this deck, you cast spells to hurt yourself to quickly end the suffering your opponent will bring upon you because they're either a better Magic player or because their deck is much better than yours. Don't like losing? Then obviously the decks I made are not for you! Again, I will say this disclaimer: This deck is not for winning. If you win whilst using this deck, then you are not actually trying to lose. So try harder!

As always, Have Fun!
Happyasianman

How to Play

Try to lose as quickly as possible so your opponent will cry because they are unable to beat you senseless with their deck.

Deck Tags

  • Killing Yourself Deck of Death
  • Kill
  • Ow
  • Death
  • Joke Deck
  • Seriously this is a joke deck
  • I DO WHAT I WANT

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

005300

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Killing Yourself Deck of Death

IDK why someone would actually use this deck and if they did why not just use a "Pact" card. Such as Intervention Pact. It is a 0 costing spell and if you do not play 3 next turn you loose. Fill deck with those types of cards and lose turn 1.

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Posted 25 April 2013 at 02:25

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Here's a link http://magiccards.info/query?q=ct%3Ayou+ct%3Alose+ct%3Athe+ct%3Agame&v=card&s=cmc

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Posted 25 April 2013 at 02:30

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I know what the pacts do. Can these pacts kill you with damage? No. Thus, it is rendered useless in my realm of deck building skills. Anyone can make a deck and throw in these pacts to lose turn one. What fun is that?

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Posted 25 April 2013 at 02:38

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Then again, where's the fun in trying to lose at all. There's no point to begin with since there is never competition.

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Posted 25 April 2013 at 02:41

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Well if you don't like to lose, which is the point of all the decks I have made or will make in the future, then maybe you stumbled upon the wrong deck.

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Posted 25 April 2013 at 02:47

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If you don't WANT to win.........
http://www.mtgvault.com/princecooshie101/decks/rise-of-the-pussy-2/

OR if you hate the rules.........
http://www.mtgvault.com/princecooshie101/decks/elite-army/

Either way works for me.

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Posted 07 August 2013 at 00:09

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