Death Deck of Death

by happyasianman on 24 April 2013

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (11 cards)

Creatures (8)

Sorceries (1)


Enchantments (2)

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Deck Description

Dear Fellow Magic Players,

Are you tired of winning too much? Or are you tired of having a deck full of cards that don't have a common word? Perhaps you're bored of relentlessly beating amateurs in Magic? If you answered yes with any of these questions, then this deck is for definitely you! This deck is for any level of players as long as you enjoy losing to a five-year-old girl. In fact, this deck is so bad that I promise that you will cry so much the Niagara Falls will look like a leaky faucet compared to the amount of tears you will shed. Every card in this deck, except the swamps, have the word "death" in it! How cool is that? Come on over and take a look at the deck that will make even the manliest of men shed a tear. Didn't shed a tear after seeing the cards? Then you are truly a wizard that shall be honored for all of eternity. If, however, many tears were to be had, then I promise I will not make fun of you too much.

As always, have fun!
Happyasianman

*Disclaimer* If you win with this deck, which is not the purpose nor intent of this deck, then congrats! However, next time, I suggest that you should try harder at losing.

How to Play

Step 1: Draw opening hand.
Step 2: Look at the cards in your hand and cry.
Step 3: After crying, play a card.
Step 4: Close your eyes and prepare yourself for the intense beating that your opponent will mercilessly bring upon you.
Step 5: After your opponent leaves your badly beaten body in a puddle of your own tears and blood, cry a little bit more.
Step 6: Rinse and repeat as many times as desired.

Deck Tags

  • Black
  • Death
  • Mono Black
  • Mono Black
  • Joke Deck
  • Seriously it's a joke deck
  • Prepare yourself for a beating of a lifetime
  • Useless Deck of Uslessness
  • I DO WHAT I WANT
  • Manly tears are acceptable
  • yay
  • Are your jimmies rustled?
  • a little bit?
  • yes?
  • no?
  • Donuts are good
  • Awesome

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

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