Infinite Rod of Spanking!!

by drakeraenes on 28 June 2013

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Deck Description

Ever wanted to get back at someone who is just too proud of their deck because they win often? If so, then Infinite Rod of Spanking is for you! Humiliate your opponent by forcing them to repeatedly say "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" until they either rage quit the match or suffer the humiliation of being spanked to death!!

How to Play

The main thing to do with this deck is to set up one infinite combo after the next. The most crucial combo is the [Myr Galvanizer]/[Palladium Myr] infinite mana combo, but after that is taken care of, then you need to use [Prototype Portal] on a [Voltaic Key]. Most important of all, save one portal to make copies of [Rod of Spanking]. LOTS AND LOTS OF COPIES!!!!!

Now to help the deck run faster, there are several other things to use.
1. Use things like the [Expedition Map]s to get specific Urza land out for lots of mana, or using the [Semblance Anvil]s to drop the cost of artifacts as a whole.
2. [Aphetto Alchemist] is useful for untapping anything fairly early in the game, while [Master Transmuter] will bring back anything your opponent destroys, with the the plus of getting an artifact on the field for free in the process.
3. [Sculpting Steel] will allow you to copy any artifact you feel you need more of, and [Welding Jar]s keep key cards on your field longer.

Deck Tags

  • Casual
  • Infinite Combo
  • rod of spanking
  • Artifact

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Infinite Rod of Spanking!!

Freaken unhinged haha I would love to make this deck for giggles.

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Posted 28 June 2013 at 20:16

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i fully intend to make this, and anyone i use it against will get a generic warning that i am using a card from unhinged, i just wont say which one. im going to proxy it tonight and test it on a buddy my buddy (baeldares here on vault) and see how long it takes him to bust out his frustration deck lol

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Posted 28 June 2013 at 21:23

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lol nice well hope it went well. :P

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Posted 01 July 2013 at 09:11

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I love this deck! love rod of spanking! :)

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Posted 24 January 2014 at 03:19

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