All your land are belong to us

by DoTheWumpus on 16 June 2011

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Deck Description

my infamous elf/druid deck. not much else to say. :)

Deck Tags

  • Aggro

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for All your land are belong to us

.....i have a druid deck also called "all your lands are belong to us"..... i made it last summer..... not possble... On a more serious note, this looks pretty fun, and definately good. my druid deck was also infamous -- it lost twice i beleive, once to a ridiculous boros agro with a jesus hand, and another time to a strange shadow/unblockable deck. just watchout for them pesky Super-agros; they'll gets u.

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Posted 16 June 2011 at 06:38

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but do you own an actual copy of the game that the meme came from? i thought so. :)

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Posted 16 June 2011 at 07:07

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I dooooo! Or did, it is gone now...
If emulators count, I have it still, but alas I don't think they do.

On another note, I love Zuran Orb with Crucible of Worlds in this deck. Also, the dinosaur elf, is AWESOME

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Posted 16 June 2011 at 07:20

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it is probably my favorite elf i think. it is an elf riding a f**king t-rex! you can not get more badass than that! :D
the crucible is just in case i want to sac some of my own lands for a buffer. i sac other players' lands to the zuran orb, that is why this deck is infamous. i steal all your lands, use them to pay for huge multikickers or something, and then sac them all to zuran orb. :D

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Posted 16 June 2011 at 08:38

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I can't believe I suggested Quest for Renewal for this deck. It's like I'm a freakin' masochist or something...

Oh how I hate/want this deck.

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Posted 16 June 2011 at 21:54

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Shouldn't it be "All your lands belong to us"? Alosaurus Rider is riding Yoshi.

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Posted 07 July 2011 at 07:46

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Birthing Pod + Allosaurus Rider = Hacks. :]

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Posted 16 June 2011 at 10:42

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indeed it is. i will have to remember that for later. :)

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Posted 17 June 2011 at 00:46

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That...would be really good in EDH =P

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Posted 19 June 2011 at 01:16

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Shouldn't it be "All your LAND are belong to us"...as in, not land~S~

It isn't all your bases, it's all your base. =P

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Posted 18 June 2011 at 03:49

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http://www.myfacewhen.com/i/449.jpg

damn. :|

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Posted 18 June 2011 at 04:15

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I've got a set of Gilt-Leaf Archdruid and I find it get killed faster than I can say 'what happened' :(

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Posted 19 June 2011 at 07:50

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Can you blame them?

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Posted 19 June 2011 at 09:16

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True. I'd kill it as fast as I could too :p

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Posted 19 June 2011 at 22:21

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Awwwww... what the F#$%! Thats just sexual assault.

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Posted 19 June 2011 at 14:10

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Exactly. This is probably the only deck that can actually make me mad at Wumps.

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 04:24

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how this deck would fair against a land deck?

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 14:15

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sorry, I meant how does this deck fair against a land deck? I would think really well but I'm not sure how fast a land deck really is....

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 18:55

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All that mana....Helix Pinnacle?

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 17:51

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congrats on front page again. :)

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 19:00

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thank you! :)

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Posted 22 June 2011 at 00:09

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Where are your Nettle Sentinels? This kind of deck LOVES them! Or, rather, Heritage Druid loves them :D

Imagine, for a moment, the potential boardstate of 2-3 Nettle Sentinels, a Heritage Druid, and a Gilt-Leaf Archdruid. Tap the Sentinels for mana, cast a druid, untap the Sentinels, and draw a card with the Archdruid. Most of your druids cost less than 3, which means you will slowly generate a huge amount of mana, and so long as you keep drawing druids, you can keep drawing cards. Get out a second Gilt-Leaf Archdruid and it's pretty much guaranteed that you can draw and play your entire deck in the same turn.

And the thing is, a boardstate like that really isn't all that unlikely.

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 19:01

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I've got to agree with him.

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Posted 21 June 2011 at 23:31

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wow. in all the time i have had this deck that trick never occurred to me. i think it would be pretty simple to make the change too. i will fix it up right away! :)

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Posted 22 June 2011 at 00:07

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Hey Wump, check out some of my decks!!!!! @:<

So you've got 61 cards now? I always like to try decks with over 60 cards and alot of the time I feel it works better (even if it's for a 1-of, haha)

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Posted 22 June 2011 at 05:38

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Haha just a question... Why doesnt anyone put Overrun in elf decks?
And also there is this one elf card... Cant remember the name but if you sac it you can untap all your forests.. its pretty cool.. Oh hey if you guys dont mind can you check out my white deck, I need some help with it..
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=192466

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Posted 22 June 2011 at 02:21

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In almost every case a well made Elf deck will have numerous and large threats...so much so that from Overrun (or similar spells) is just overkill.

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Posted 22 June 2011 at 03:51

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Haha I forgot to say, this deck is a rapist haha nice job.
I just realized the Zuran Orb + Gilt Leaf + Crucible of Worlds = boom.

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Posted 22 June 2011 at 02:24

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Posted 22 June 2011 at 07:48

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This is mean.... Could have some landfall cards in it. Not sure what ones though.

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Posted 23 June 2011 at 08:51

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Hell, a single baloth woodcrasher would be a god when you take all the lands....

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Posted 24 June 2011 at 02:58

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gilt-leaf archdruid's ability is just a change of control, so it will not activate landfall. :|

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Posted 24 June 2011 at 03:57

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i didn't have time to look thru all the comments but omnath is a need for this deck and untamed might from the mana ramp

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Posted 25 June 2011 at 00:43

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actualy you are misstaken. i have a druid deck myself (and it's remarkably similar), and i've tried omnath in it. but all omnath really does is sit their. his ability to hold mana isn't really necisary because you have plenty anyway, and pumping him is just tapping out your elves. joraga warcaller is much better than omnath in this kind of deck.

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Posted 05 August 2011 at 21:50

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I wonder how this would do against a avatar deck (avatar of woe fury etc.)

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Posted 25 June 2011 at 21:23

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Posted 25 June 2011 at 21:32

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=201909

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Posted 27 June 2011 at 15:38

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http://www.blackborder.com/q/sites/default/files/images/bill-murray-you-suck.jpg

i can post links with no purpose as well. see?

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Posted 29 June 2011 at 07:47

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Good Lord...

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Posted 28 June 2011 at 23:10

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Opening hand: Forest, Gaea's Cradle, Nettle Sentinel, Llanowar Elves, Elvish Promenade, Evish Archdruid, and Heritage Druid.

Turn 1: Forest, Llanowar Elves

Turn 2: Draw Gilt-Leaf Archdruid. Gaea's Cradle, tap Forest --> Nettle Sentinel, tap Gaea's Cradle for GG --> Heritage Druid with G extra, tap Heritage, Nettle, and Llanowar to add GGG to pool for total of GGGG --> Elvish Promenade --> three 1/1 Elf Warrior tokens, tap the tokens to add GGG --> Elvish Archdruid.

Turn 3: Draw Arbor Elf, Play Gilt-Leaf Archdruid, Play Arbor Elf and draw Mul Daya Channelers, Play Mul Daya Channelers and Draw Llanowar Elves, Play Llanowar Elves and draw Zuran Orb, Play Zuran Orb, tap elves to take all lands, sac all lands stolen to Zuran Orb. Opponent scoops.


God damn Wumps.

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Posted 30 June 2011 at 23:40

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That opponent, by the way, was me. Never before have I seen such a perfect example of a fabled "God Hand".

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Posted 13 March 2013 at 00:29

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Seton, crosan protector is absolutely deadly in druid decks.

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Posted 05 August 2011 at 21:52

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