OVER 9000 Combos, aka Blue/Red..

by derpthopter on 02 August 2009

Main Deck (60 cards)

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Deck Description

Some nice combos:

Djinn Illuminatus is on the field. Play 'Pact of Titans', you get OVER 9000 free 4/4 dragons. And by dragons I mean Giants. But wait, they can't attack... Isn't it great that you brought your Pandemonium into play.

Thats 45000 damage for you to pleasure yourself too.

Ok this is a new one. For defense.

If you are in a bad situation, and somehow facing down an army of white soldiers, or Treefolk, or Giants, or Merfolk, or Kithkins or your opponent just used Liliana to bring your shit back into play and your shit is trying to fuck you. This is what you do.

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker is in play. You opponent is going to attack you with all of your old shit.

Declaring blockers phase: Play your Pestermite (flash FTW). Tap Kiki-Jiki to make a new Pestermite. Now here is where the fun begins. Whenever Pestermite comes into play untap or tap a creature. Untap Kiki-Jiki, then tap him again to make yet ANOTHER Pestermite. Do this until you have enough to block and kill all of your opponents creatures, twice.

Your opponent's moral is now crushed, cuz you just stopped a freaking army... With Faeries...

Your turn: All of your opponents creatures are tapped out or dead. Begin the process again, until you have enough Pestermites to kill 5 opponents. (Thats 50 for you Amish out there). Kill your opponent, then mock them continuously for being killed by fairies. FAIRIES!!!

COMBO 5: Chronozoa, Rite of Replication. 3 turns: 10 Chronozoa. Thats one 10, and that's terrible.

Turn 7 free swag: Palinchron. Seriously? ITS A FREE 4/5 FLYER!!!
I'm done.

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  • Casual

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  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for OVER 9000 Combos, aka Blue/Red Win Deck.

that is soooooooo sick

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Posted 02 August 2009 at 19:01

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My god This is hilarious! nice thinkin!

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Posted 02 August 2009 at 22:25

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interesting...
please check out my Izzet guild
http://mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=16279

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Posted 02 August 2009 at 22:35

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This is my actual deck, so any criticism would be more than welcome.

(Note: Not tournament deck)

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Posted 05 August 2009 at 20:28

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I think i love you...no homo. It's like built so that no matter what happens you will rape anyone. You sir are a genius. PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY RAISING DEAD DECK!!!!

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Posted 02 September 2009 at 20:47

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palace guards

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Posted 21 January 2010 at 19:48

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I like...but how do you survive until then?

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Posted 14 April 2010 at 14:42

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NICE :D :D.

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Posted 03 September 2010 at 08:01

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Once the auto replicator is in play.
1, Pact of titan x9000
2, Surge of Zeal x1

Cost? 1 red mana... then attack with all of those.

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Posted 28 October 2010 at 05:22

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