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Un•beat•a•ble [uhn-bee-tuh-buhl] Adjective 1. Incapable of being beaten; impossible to defeat 2. A deck containing Magic the Gathering trading cards based around the creature type squirrel _______________________________________________________________________________________ Still open to comments, even though this deck is literally unbeatable. :) Edit: ok, no one seems to realize this is a joke, i know this isnt unbeatable, i mean its a squirrel deck! And im not really sure how this got on the front page. Since i have plenty more decks on this site that would beat this deck 100 times over. So plz quit taking this so literal and get that its suppose to be funny. Thx :) Edit: Added tajuru preserver, eldrazi monument, beast within and asceticism. Some GOOD control decks would probably still win though.
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awesome deck man, check mine out http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=355510
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neat man i like it lol.btw im looking for help on my deck so i can play a tornment soon so any and every one check out my deck and help plz Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=361519
Haha. Nice
Seems legit.
Know right.
Unbeatable deck. One might say that's ::puts on sunglasses:: nuts. ... I'll see myself out.
Bahahaha, nice lol
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honestly a few naturalize in the sb wouldnt be a bad idea. leyline of the void plus milling equals death.
Thanks for actually suggesting something. Haha
not a prob. it was the first thing i thought of. easy way to beat a deck like this that thinks its ubeatable, exile it. also a wheel of sun and moon couldnt hurt in the sb. just more humor.
Sun and moon is pretty good, that ones going in main
parrell lives
Good enough for me
its always a good idea for squirrel mob
Nice.Glad to see someone using squirrels right.
Thanks
Adaptive Automaton is always nice in tribal decks
"Unbeatable" token based deck, meet my friend - Stronghold Discipline (I got a deck based around that card). There are no "unbeatable" decks in MTG, but there are some nasty, tough to beat decks. That being said, this deck isn't too bad, I'd like to see how it runs.
I know this deck isnt unbeatable its a joke. Haha. I pretty surprised this is on the front page.
If Earthcraft wasn't banned, squirell decks are almost unbeatable
Oh yeah, if it wasnt i'd probably would build the deck around that combo. Haha
Earthcraft is legal in Vintage, but I don't play that format :p
Yeah, me neither. I mostly do casual, standard, modern and legacy
I am a bit confused why Wheel of S&M especially with Elixir of Immortality. You have serveral cards that have threshold, so both of these cards would potentially negate the threshold bonus. That said, as long as W of S&M is not out until you have 7 cards in the GY, no biggie until you pop elixir. Interesting deck, certainly would be fun to see in action.
i was thinking the same thing. there are a lot of threshold cards in this deck, but also cards that exile themselves if you flashback. i'd think about something simple like giant growth for early game defense (it has a squirrel in the graphic!!) or even some cheap mana production
This deck was kind of a joke, cause there is nothing unbeatable about this deck. But okay sounds good to me.
Im going to put in lich's mirror.
Really nice deck you got there. I also have a squirrel deck but it is more based on cheesy combo: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=219068
Maybe a couple of adaptive automatons? if you have time plz comment on my burn deck: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=348122
Killing wave might beat it.
Not with two tajuru preservers in the in the side board. Just move them over if its a problem.
Great use of tokens, (i love tokens). take a look at my tokendeck: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=357874
one word: Extinction. Use extinction and choose squirrels, and they all die. extinction does not target, and gives a nonsquirrel deck a way to deal combat damage or burn.
Two words: Eldrazi Monument. Use Eldrazi Monument and sacrifice one squirrel from squirrels nest each turn. Then indestructible, flying +1/+1 squirrels.
by no means unbeatable many things could cripple this deck. Killing wave, aetherflash, or better yet itself check out this deck http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=320433
As much as i like crippling squirrels... tajuru preserver and there are plenty of lord-type cards for squirrels to give more toughness. Plus this deck is a joke. retty sure you'll die from the vigilance you'd give my squirrels with angel's trumpet long before you get you nine drop out. And you can only stall for so long. But i'll side board some beast withins... anything else?
you guys are so silly. All you have to do to get front page these days is mention the word "unbeatable". Anyways, heres my standard build: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=359540
Apparently your right. This was just a joke. Haha
Eat my competitive Modern Warriors! this deck will die!
Chill out. No cares about your modern warriors. Im dont think this deck should be on the front page either.
Any deck that has cards like "do x damage to all creatures without flying" would short circuit this deck I would think. Otherwise it looks hilariously fun
Leathal damage wont kill the indestructibles from eldrazi monument.
Dredge TeaBags this all day everyday. (Twice on Sundays). Sorry dude
first: this deck is a joke, i know its not unbeatable Second: Can u elaborateon how and acctually give help Third: if your talking about the keyword ability then it dosnt even make sence. Sorry dude...
Wow you don't know what you're talking about. Here's a Dredge deck http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=359704 Step one: Throw a dredger in the graveyard Step two: Don't miss Ichorid triggers at the beginning of your upkeep. Dredge! Step three: Flashback Dread Return targeting Flame-Kin Zealot and swing for the kill. Reminder: Read Narcomoeba and Bridge from Below. Most of all of this happens on turn two or three. Your deck is too slow for it. It's funny and beatable. Also learn how to spell. That might make you sound a little smarter. Just saying
How do i not know what im talking about? I asked u to explain how because it didnt make sense. How about next time, instead of assuming i know what the hell ur talking about, you actually post the deck link the first time and tell me whats the problem with my deck. Once again if you knew how to read past one line you could see that i dont think this deck is unbeatable, its meant to be funny. Quite frankly im not sure why its on the front page anyway. Also, learn how to make a deck that gets more than 5 comments and actually makes it to the front page. That might make you a little more respectable. Just saying And so what if i pushed an extra key in "actually" or forgot the space in "elaborate on" or push "c" instead of "s" in sense? Because you knew what i meant, so obviously i still got the point across.
The reasons I don't have any front page decks is because there are so many idots that use this site and don't know a great deck from a crappy one and would rather like something funny than like a great idea or an actual deck that kicks ass. Most of my decks I post on here very regularly place top 3 at FNM where I play, and I play against some level 2 judges that have been playing 13+ years plus some amazing players that are nationally ranked. Again, you don't know what you're talking about and I don't appreciate any of your negative comments. The reason I know you have no knowledge outside of the casual world is because Legacy Dredge is one of the most difficult decks to beat and you would have at least known that if you didn't play decks like yours. I would have known what you meant if you spelled it right the first time. P.S. It makes me happy you looked at my profile and decks. Bazinga!
Ok, i want to start with im sorry i dont want to argue with you. But you said my deck gets teabagged everyday, first So if you didnt want any negative comments you should of said something a little more nice to start with. Cause how was i suppose to respond? And i know i dont know what dredge is. I said that three times now. I never said i did know what it is. I asked you to tell me what it is and how it could beat me. And i play modern and standard and casual. Im glad ur happy. Cause your deck really is good, and would probably beat this one. I dont think i can stress this enough. I dont think this deck is unbeatable or even good. I would never build this deck. I have plenty of over decks that are way better and have hit front page.
First I would like to accept your appology. Yes Teabagging is bad and computers aren't very good with sarcasm. Sorry. Dredge is a mechanic from Ravnica. Instead of drawing from your library, instead you can put the top X cards into your graveyard and return whatever card with dredge from your graveyard. X is the number next to the word dredge. Seeing that the decks name is dredge, let's abuse the mechanic. Play as many draw spells in one turn as possible using Lion's Eye Diamond (add it to the stack with faithless looting or Breakthrough). Dredge everything you can. Bridge from Below puts a massive amount of tokens on the battlefeild when nontoken creatures enter your graveyard...so let's force them in there with Dread Return. When you Dread Return, target Flame-Kin Zealot (giving all the tokens you just made haste and +1/+1). Swing for the win. That's just a basic overview of the deck. It can pop on turn 2 but usually hits on turn 3. Yes your deck looks fun to play in a group game or something. Instead of the Mirror, I would go with Coat of Arms. P.S. You only have 2 or 3 decks out of the 5 pages of decks you have that could have possibly hit the front page. Don't get on your high horse bud. Just because you can cleverly name something doesn't make it good
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I like that. I remember reading something about, psychatog discarding a dredge 6 then using a brainstrom to mill18 then remove them all with psychatog. Good deck idea. Wasnt trying to be a know it all, dude. But i make like 5 decks a day cause i think its fun. And i meant plenty of way better decks. Not plenty of deck that hit the front page. As u could of guessed im not the best typer.
Yeah Dredging is a thing. Honestly I'm not the best deck builder but I can play with the best of them.
no doubling season?
there's really no need for doubling season, there is no counters being gained so why spend the extra mana on it parallel lives is way better for this deck hence why he has it up there
Plus, doubling season is pretty expensive too. Way more than parallel lives
side board crucible of the worlds just in case you go against a land destruction deck also good with Squirrel Wrangler. coat of arms for overkill if needed, and fog every1 loves fog right??
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=303340 fun deck
It does seem to be turn that everyone does love fog haha. Those sound like good ideas too. I also left you a comment on your deck :)
unbeatable? i think not haha. nice deck.
Haha thanks for getting that this is a joke, there is no such thing as an unbeatable deck.
Looks like a solid deck, maybe you could use some mana elves to speed things up. I would also suggest Overrun (or Overwhelming Stampede). Nothing is scarier than facing an army of 4/4 trampling squirrels! =D Could you take a look at my exalted deck when you get the chance? Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=359849
I have two overruns in the side board i'll replace natuko shrine with one of them in main though. And i'll be happy to look at ur deck.
Interesting idea. I myself made an eldrazi monument - big zoo based deck and i learned quickly that it kicks @$$, however, facing off against experienced players with well thought out side boards/ side boards full of removal like naturalize, I quickly learned that artifact destruction owned against it, and i was stuck with a bunch of grizzly bear- like creatures who weren't all that good by themselves. THIS DECK however, has so many different win conditions that this doesn't even seem like a problem for you. unbeatable may not be a far cry from the truth afterall. If you build this IRL i would like to hear how it works out for you, because i own 4/5ths of this deck and might build it myself.
...and yes... here I am pleading people to take a look at my newest deck I'm making from an older version of my old goblins deck. http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=360297 With the 2013 goblins, i just had to make it an all out brawl-fest of piledriver buffing goblins. Please check it out if you will, all who have a soul (JKJK but seriously if you have a minute to spare, check it out :)
This deck has "So many win conditions?" What are you talking about? The only win condition here is to pump as many squirrels onto the field and attack. That's what's called a linear deck and is very easy to disrupt or shut down. Norn's Annex would demolish this deck so hard. "I have to pay 2 life for each creature that's attacking? Scoop" Is there anyone here that knows a good deck when they see one. How did this get on the front page?
So those naturalizes in the sideboard wont destroy norn's annex?
@zaserith: you should build this deck, cause I dont have nearly any of the cards. Haha. But i left a comment on your deck :)
Oh I'm so scared of 2 Naturalizes! GOD HELP US ALL
I was just saying norn's annex wont stop this deck because i could naturalize it. Plz calm down.
Another comment. +3 likes. Hey, could you check out this deck? http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=359969. I designed it for a friend as a deck challenge. And naturalize would destroy Norn's Annex (good card).
Happy to check out your deck.
form of squirrel + whispersilk cloak = you cant lose the game sideboard whispersilk for lulz
Maybe add Overrun as a finisher? If you get a chance, please check out my Exalted deck. If that deck doesn't work for you, please feel free to check out any other decks that I have posted. http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=360685
I already have overrun in the deck, but i'll still look at your deck.
i never new a "ridiculous" deck like this was possible. haha its so awesome. death by squirrels xD. almost want to buy these cards straight up just to have it lol. as for improvements i cant really comment that well. i started playing magic when guildpact came out. i dont really know much about any cards older then that sorry! if anyone could help me out with my W/r humans deck that would be greatly appreciated~! http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=355125
i just realized that this deck has only been up here for 4 days i come here way to much lets see how many likes this deck can get also i would like to see this deck against a tribal onslaught elf deck ( no new stuff from 2005 and beyonder ) hopefully dual or quadruple coat of arms in play or more if both decks run 4 ( which is very retarded who would need 4 in 1 deck ) and i will approve living wish for this deck ( it really should run it for emergencies purposes of course ) http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=360866
Hey, i still like this deck (yes, i've been here before), but i revoke my earlier comment about adaptive automaton. you need coat of arms. No questions asked, you need it. and @sbsmith14 Get the fuck off you troll, are you just trying to start a fight, we know this deck isn't unbeatable, every deck can be beaten, including yours!
Added two coat of arms. And Thanks bro, for backing me up.
You are correct. Every deck is beatable. You're the one with that R/W Combo with Burn at the stake aren't you! I like the move to mono red. Really makes the deck affordable and still keeps a rogue aspect to it. Great build! If you're good, you'll tell me how mine is beatable
#1: Yes, I am the one with that deck #2: Thanks! #3: Soz bout my little rage there, it's not often i "lose my cool" like that #4: Which deck of yours?
The dredge deck
Well firstly, i would like to congratulate you on making fairly nice dredge deck. Secondly, i would like to warn that you do not in fact have any removal or any countermeasures whatsoever, which brings me to Thirdly, any amount of graveyard hate would absolutely rape your deck. I cannot deny that it is a very good deck, in terms of speed and efficiency, but you don't appear to have any defenses of any kind if it is somehow halted. So for the benefit of the deck, i have prepared a list of things that would rape your deck. Once you have ways to effectively deal with most of them, you will have a much better deck: - Bazzar of Wonders - Bojuka Bog - Counterbore - Cranial Extraction - Identity Crisis - Leyline of the Void - Martyr of Bones - Memoricide - Moratorium Stone - Necromancer's Covenant - Nihil Spellbomb - Ravenous Trap - Relic of Progenitus - Shimian Specter - Suffer the Past - Surgical Extraction - Tormod's Crypt - Undead Alchemist
Very good! Nice to see you paid attention! I don't think you understand what Cabal Theropy does. Read it again. I updated my sideboard too. Think you can handle the pressure?
honestly, yes i could, even with the sideboard. The issue with the sideboard is that almost everything you put in it is LATE GAME (and btw, why is cabal therapy in the sideboard when you already have 4 main deck?) I find if you put anything above cmc 4 in your sideboard, you're wasting your time, as it won't make a large difference. A sideboard is where you put countermeasures, not really things that "just didn't make the cut". What you need is nice, cheap removal, and things that protect your creatures. In the case of this deck, things with flashback are especially good, since you are very likely to put them in your graveyard by dredging. Here's is a sideboard i would use (if i ran your deck): - x3 Ray of Revelation - x4 Ancient Grudge - x3 Artful Dodge - x4 Murder - x1 Vindicate
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also, check out - Phantasmagorian - you may like it :)
By late game you mean turn 2 or 3? I don't think you quite understand the power of what I can do with this dredge deck. Turn 2 - 4 I can win. Easy. I appreciate your thoughts and ideas for a sideboard but all the cards in it are way too slow to play, even from a graveyard.
I wouldn't say unbeatable, but this is a pretty powerful joke :) Maybe add Lure or Revenge of the Hunted to make everything block one squirrel, clearing the way for the rest.
lots of squirrels with beastmaster ascension. lol.
So many great cards, running out of space for them. Haha
SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice deck please comment on mine too and give suggestions http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=362008
Love the name of this deck, very creative! Check out my BILL BYE THE SCIENCE GUY deck: Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=361270
http://www.mtgvault.com/quarello/decks/my-elfz/yo, good deck, u shuld check out mine. its an elf deck, i overkilled a friend with it by about 4 bil. it mostly uses tokens, and doubles them like crazy lol. im going to remake it, thanks to some cards ive been seeing, so ill post the updated one soon. thanks :)
www.mtgvault.com/foozy8ball/decks/eldrazi-monument-elf/Great deck you got going on there!! Im a new mtg player looking to make a monument elf deck, I would very much appreciate if people could take a look and suggest new ideas on how to improve this deck!