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First, get out Elspeth. Start adding loyalty points by putting out tiny soldiers. Use Eldrazi Monument to keep your things safe, and sacrifice the tokens Elspeth produces. Darksteel forge can come whenever you can get it, makes things faster. Try and get 2 Privileged Positions out ASAP, that way everything you control can't be targeted. Once you have 8 loyalty counters on Elspeth, make everything you control indestructible. Play platinum angel when you can get it indestructible and untargetable. Get out Wheel of Sun and Moon to keep you from decking yourself. Then, once you have a indestructible/untargetable permanents, play form of the dragon and then form of the squirrel. This means that you can't be targeted, nor can your permanents. Nothing can hurt you, and nothing can hurt your permanents. You can't lose. Winning, however, is a different matter.
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i have a deck like this called the never ever die ever deck. the problem with decks like these is that it takes way too long to get everything you need out. the really fast legacy decks can have these kind of decks beat by turn 3 or something. im not saying its bad- the idea is good- im just saying that its really unreasonable. then again, im not sure if this is supposed to be serious though because you have form of the squirrel in which is unhinged, so idk.
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I would not judge this as serious because of the unhinged card :)
Don't worry man, I won't dog you for creating a megolomaniacal deck. Or for using Un-serious cards. A few questions to think about: What about some mana ramp? Would Mycosynth Lattice not be easier and more flexible than Elspeth (Mycosynth Lattice + Darksteel Forge is the same effect with your 2 Priveliged Positions)? Why not use Fortune Thief instead of Form of the Squirrel (same basic effect, except you can be attacked and you can still play spells)?
What about Mishra + Mysocynth Lattice? Imagine getting 2 Privileged Positions and 2 Form of the Dragons by just playing one... 10 damage at the beginning of each upkeep...
Very slow but very fun... Get something that makes you un-target-able. There are other ways of keeping creatures from attacking you but no matter how hard you try, there is no way to COMPLETELY make sure you don't die... I will give you one cards name and you figure out the rest... HALLOWED BURIAL
Interesting comments. Thank you all for the input. Yes, I meant this as a joke deck. I mean, dragon squirrel? C'mon! That's too good to pass up. XD I don't really expect it to stand up in a real fight. The suggestions you put forth...thank for those, again...could make it work as a non-joke deck. There are several cards that mimic the effects of other spells I have here and prevent other things. Again, it would take some thought. might put it up soon.