How Can I Not Win With This?

by bastionba57 on 14 October 2012

Main Deck (476 cards)

Creatures (222)

Acidic Slime5xAcidic Slime
Ageless Entity2xAgeless Entity
Angel of Glory's Rise2xAngel of Glory's Rise
Angel of Jubilation4xAngel of Jubilation
Ascendant Evincar1xAscendant Evincar
Azor's Elocutors1xAzor's Elocutors
Blinding Angel2xBlinding Angel
Bloodgift Demon1xBloodgift Demon
Bloodline Keeper4xBloodline Keeper
Chancellor of the Spires1xChancellor of the Spir..
Craterhoof Behemoth2xCraterhoof Behemoth
Craterhoof Behemoth1xCraterhoof Behemoth
Creepy Doll1xCreepy Doll
Delver of Secrets1xDelver of Secrets
Demonlord of Ashmouth2xDemonlord of Ashmouth
Desecration Demon1xDesecration Demon
Djinn Illuminatus1xDjinn Illuminatus
Doomgape1xDoomgape
Eater of Days1xEater of Days
Elite Inquisitor1xElite Inquisitor
Elvish Archdruid4xElvish Archdruid
Elvish Vanguard1xElvish Vanguard
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn1xEmrakul, the Aeons Torn
Engulfing Slagwurm1xEngulfing Slagwurm
Essence of the Wild2xEssence of the Wild
Ezuri, Renegade Leader1xEzuri, Renegade Leader
Fiend of the Shadows2xFiend of the Shadows
Figure of Destiny2xFigure of Destiny
Flameblast Dragon1xFlameblast Dragon
Flayer of the Hatebound4xFlayer of the Hatebound
Galvanoth1xGalvanoth
Geralf's Messenger2xGeralf's Messenger
Geralf's Mindcrusher4xGeralf's Mindcrusher
Geth, Lord of the Vault1xGeth, Lord of the Vault
Golgari Grave-Troll1xGolgari Grave-Troll
Greater Werewolf1xGreater Werewolf
Grim Lavamancer1xGrim Lavamancer
Grimgrin, Corpse-Born2xGrimgrin, Corpse-Born
Grimgrin, Corpse-Born2xGrimgrin, Corpse-Born
Hamletback Goliath2xHamletback Goliath
Havengul Runebinder1xHavengul Runebinder
Hedron Crab4xHedron Crab
Herald of War7xHerald of War
Hypersonic Dragon1xHypersonic Dragon
It That Betrays1xIt That Betrays
Jace's Archivist4xJace's Archivist
Jedit Ojanen of Efrava1xJedit Ojanen of Efrava
Kozilek, Butcher of Truth1xKozilek, Butcher of Tr..
Kuldotha Phoenix1xKuldotha Phoenix
Laboratory Maniac1xLaboratory Maniac
Liege of the Tangle4xLiege of the Tangle
Lord of Shatterskull Pass1xLord of Shatterskull P..
Lunar Mystic1xLunar Mystic
Maelstrom Djinn1xMaelstrom Djinn
Magus of the Moat2xMagus of the Moat
Master Healer1xMaster Healer
Master of the Pearl Trident4xMaster of the Pearl Tr..
Mawcor1xMawcor
Melira, Sylvok Outcast2xMelira, Sylvok Outcast
Memnite1xMemnite
Mentor of the Meek1xMentor of the Meek
Mikaeus, the Lunarch1xMikaeus, the Lunarch
Mikaeus, the Unhallowed1xMikaeus, the Unhallowed
Mindshrieker4xMindshrieker
Mitotic Slime1xMitotic Slime
Moltensteel Dragon1xMoltensteel Dragon
Mondronen Shaman1xMondronen Shaman
Necropolis Regent1xNecropolis Regent
Necrotic Ooze1xNecrotic Ooze
Nemata, Grove Guardian1xNemata, Grove Guardian
Nemesis of Reason2xNemesis of Reason
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind2xNiv-Mizzet, the Firemi..
Odric, Master Tactician3xOdric, Master Tactician
Oracle of Mul Daya2xOracle of Mul Daya
Pack Rat1xPack Rat
Patron of the Orochi1xPatron of the Orochi
Precinct Captain2xPrecinct Captain
Precursor Golem1xPrecursor Golem
Predator Ooze5xPredator Ooze
Primordial Hydra5xPrimordial Hydra
Psychosis Crawler3xPsychosis Crawler
Putrid Imp1xPutrid Imp
Quirion Dryad1xQuirion Dryad
Repentant Vampire1xRepentant Vampire
Rhox Faithmender4xRhox Faithmender
Rhox Faithmender2xRhox Faithmender
Roil Elemental2xRoil Elemental
Royal Assassin2xRoyal Assassin
Seeker of Skybreak1xSeeker of Skybreak
Serra Avatar1xSerra Avatar
Serra Avenger1xSerra Avenger
Silklash Spider5xSilklash Spider
Skirsdag High Priest1xSkirsdag High Priest
Sliptide Serpent1xSliptide Serpent
Slithermuse4xSlithermuse
Slumbering Dragon4xSlumbering Dragon
Somberwald Sage2xSomberwald Sage
Spawnsire of Ulamog2xSpawnsire of Ulamog
Spawnwrithe1xSpawnwrithe
Squirrel Mob1xSquirrel Mob
Sunblast Angel1xSunblast Angel
Symbiotic Wurm1xSymbiotic Wurm
Szadek, Lord of Secrets2xSzadek, Lord of Secrets
Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir1xTeferi, Mage of Zhalfir
Temporal Adept1xTemporal Adept
Trostani, Selesnya's Voice1xTrostani, Selesnya's V..
Tyrant of Discord1xTyrant of Discord
Uktabi Wildcats1xUktabi Wildcats
Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre1xUlamog, the Infinite G..
Undead Alchemist4xUndead Alchemist
Vexing Devil2xVexing Devil
Viseling1xViseling
Voracious Dragon1xVoracious Dragon
Waterspout Elemental2xWaterspout Elemental
Wayfaring Temple4xWayfaring Temple
Wild Beastmaster1xWild Beastmaster
Wild Beastmaster3xWild Beastmaster
Worldspine Wurm4xWorldspine Wurm
Xathrid Gorgon2xXathrid Gorgon

Sorceries (68)

Army of the Damned1xArmy of the Damned
Blasphemous Act4xBlasphemous Act
Blood Tribute1xBlood Tribute
Boundless Realms4xBoundless Realms
Doubling Chant2xDoubling Chant
Dreadwaters1xDreadwaters
Entreat the Angels3xEntreat the Angels
Exsanguinate4xExsanguinate
Gaea's Blessing1xGaea's Blessing
Genesis Wave3xGenesis Wave
Green Sun's Zenith2xGreen Sun's Zenith
Hellion Eruption1xHellion Eruption
Increasing Confusion4xIncreasing Confusion
Increasing Devotion3xIncreasing Devotion
Increasing Savagery2xIncreasing Savagery
Invoke the Firemind1xInvoke the Firemind
Last Stand1xLast Stand
Mind Funeral2xMind Funeral
Mitotic Manipulation4xMitotic Manipulation
Mizzium Mortars1xMizzium Mortars
Phyrexian Rebirth2xPhyrexian Rebirth
Primal Surge4xPrimal Surge
Reforge the Soul4xReforge the Soul
Rite of Ruin2xRite of Ruin
Scrambleverse1xScrambleverse
Seize the Day1xSeize the Day
Spelltwine1xSpelltwine
Sudden Disappearance4xSudden Disappearance
Traumatize2xTraumatize
Twilight's Call1xTwilight's Call
Wit's End1xWit's End

Instants (23)

Artificial Evolution1xArtificial Evolution
Cackling Counterpart4xCackling Counterpart
Chord of Calling1xChord of Calling
Cyclonic Rift1xCyclonic Rift
Firemind's Foresight1xFiremind's Foresight
Firemind's Foresight1xFiremind's Foresight
Fresh Meat1xFresh Meat
Hold the Line1xHold the Line
Might of Oaks2xMight of Oaks
Murder8xMurder
Reverberate1xReverberate
White Sun's Zenith1xWhite Sun's Zenith

Planeswalkers (15)

Ajani, Caller of the Pride2xAjani, Caller of the P..
Chandra Ablaze1xChandra Ablaze
Chandra, the Firebrand1xChandra, the Firebrand
Elspeth Tirel2xElspeth Tirel
Elspeth, Knight-Errant1xElspeth, Knight-Errant
Garruk, Primal Hunter2xGarruk, Primal Hunter
Jace, Memory Adept3xJace, Memory Adept
Tamiyo, the Moon Sage2xTamiyo, the Moon Sage
Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded1xTibalt, the Fiend-Bloo..

Artifacts (34)

Akroma's Memorial2xAkroma's Memorial
Caged Sun3xCaged Sun
Gallows at Willow Hill1xGallows at Willow Hill
Grafted Skullcap1xGrafted Skullcap
Grindclock1xGrindclock
Helvault1xHelvault
Jar of Eyeballs1xJar of Eyeballs
Keening Stone2xKeening Stone
Lashwrithe1xLashwrithe
Moonsilver Spear6xMoonsilver Spear
Norn's Annex1xNorn's Annex
Omen Machine1xOmen Machine
Otherworld Atlas2xOtherworld Atlas
Rage Extractor1xRage Extractor
Sands of Delirium2xSands of Delirium
Sphinx-Bone Wand1xSphinx-Bone Wand
Spine of Ish Sah1xSpine of Ish Sah
Titan Forge1xTitan Forge
Torpor Orb1xTorpor Orb
Tower of Calamities3xTower of Calamities
Trinisphere1xTrinisphere

Enchantments (78)

Asceticism1xAsceticism
Beastmaster Ascension3xBeastmaster Ascension
Call to the Kindred4xCall to the Kindred
Celestial Mantle1xCelestial Mantle
Collective Blessing2xCollective Blessing
Collective Blessing1xCollective Blessing
Death Pit Offering1xDeath Pit Offering
Death's Presence2xDeath's Presence
Demonic Rising4xDemonic Rising
Descendants' Path3xDescendants' Path
Descent into Madness2xDescent into Madness
Dream Leash1xDream Leash
Dual Casting2xDual Casting
Endless Ranks of the Dead1xEndless Ranks of the D..
Feed the Pack3xFeed the Pack
Fervor1xFervor
Growing Ranks2xGrowing Ranks
Guild Feud1xGuild Feud
Honor of the Pure4xHonor of the Pure
Last Laugh1xLast Laugh
Leyline of the Void1xLeyline of the Void
Martial Law1xMartial Law
Mind Unbound1xMind Unbound
Mirari's Wake4xMirari's Wake
Murderous Betrayal1xMurderous Betrayal
Nevermore3xNevermore
Parallel Lives1xParallel Lives
Parallel Lives3xParallel Lives
Personal Sanctuary1xPersonal Sanctuary
Phyrexian Unlife2xPhyrexian Unlife
Righteous Authority1xRighteous Authority
Rooftop Storm4xRooftop Storm
Sacred Ground1xSacred Ground
Seance2xSeance
Search the City1xSearch the City
Sunken Hope1xSunken Hope
Touch of the Eternal4xTouch of the Eternal
True Conviction1xTrue Conviction
Upwelling4xUpwelling
Warstorm Surge1xWarstorm Surge

Land (36)

Contested War Zone2xContested War Zone
Dakmor Salvage1xDakmor Salvage
Dimir Aqueduct2xDimir Aqueduct
Exotic Orchard1xExotic Orchard
Grove of the Guardian4xGrove of the Guardian
Reliquary Tower4xReliquary Tower
Rootbound Crag4xRootbound Crag
Stirring Wildwood1xStirring Wildwood
Sunpetal Grove1xSunpetal Grove
Svogthos, the Restless Tomb1xSvogthos, the Restless..
Temple Garden1xTemple Garden
Temple of the False God4xTemple of the False God
Urza's Mine3xUrza's Mine
Urza's Power Plant3xUrza's Power Plant
Urza's Tower3xUrza's Tower
Windbrisk Heights1xWindbrisk Heights

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Deck Description

ALLIDOISWINWINWINNOMATTERWHAT

Deck Tags

  • Zoo

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

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Deck discussion for How Can I Not Win With This?

5x Acidic Slime
8x Murder
5x Primordial Hydra
6x Moonsilver Spear
5x Silklash Spider
7x Herald of War
5x Predator Ooze

FFS, not only does this have 476 cards, but you also put in cards more times than allowed... WHY WOULD YOU EVEN POST THIS? IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.

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Posted 28 October 2012 at 09:30

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^this guy, this guy right here.



we put it on here so we can calculate our trade binder's price.

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Posted 28 October 2012 at 19:24

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just take out the illegal quantities, add 4 door to nothingness, or battle of wits, and 4 more lands. other than that just the kind of deck to drive people nuts. muhahahahaha

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Posted 16 November 2012 at 20:52

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