baby farts

33 Decks, 55 Comments, 16 Reputation

I shouldn't have to mulligan down to 3. And I know you can't have more than 4 of anything in a deck...but this is strictly for fun. A joke deck if you will, to piss off my drunk friends lol.

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Posted 17 November 2013 at 05:38 in reply to #412845 on Guaranteed Turn-One Win

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so than you mulligan. don't take a hand that doesn't win it for you...and with 20 of each card, you will draw what you need 99.99999999999999999% of the time.

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Posted 17 November 2013 at 05:24 in reply to #412845 on Guaranteed Turn-One Win

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1. I would never actually buy this.
2. If I decide to proxy it, it will be strictly for casual play with friends.
3. How isn't it guaranteed? What can anybody do with one mana, or even two, to stop you?

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Posted 17 November 2013 at 05:20 as a comment on Guaranteed Turn-One Win

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looking at this now, I finally realize how ridiculous this deck is lol

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Posted 16 November 2013 at 09:03 in reply to #391115 on For Your Consideration...

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Nice. All you need to do is play Scapeshift with Eternity Vessel and Sanguine Bond on the board...instant win. Even if you're life total isn't at 20 for eternity vessel, you should have enough land to trigger the combo at least 6 times.

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Posted 16 November 2013 at 08:34 in reply to #412443 on Landslide

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nice deck.

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Posted 14 November 2013 at 22:45 as a comment on Door to... Winning?

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thanks dude! I can't wait to play this in some casual games >-)

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Posted 14 November 2013 at 22:30 in reply to #412015 on Touched by the Untouchable

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brilliant.

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Posted 10 November 2013 at 08:03 as a comment on Infinite Mana, Infinite Turns

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no problem man :-) the only thing I would do differently is use Hero's Downfall in place of Murder. It's the same exact mana cost and gives you the option to kill a creature or a planeswalker!

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Posted 09 November 2013 at 05:53 in reply to #410535 on Landslide

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This deck is pretty sweet dude! nice job!

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Posted 09 November 2013 at 05:45 as a comment on Landslide

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I know the Temple lands only provide me with one of the choices I could ever need, but they give me the ability to scry. Lemme know what y'all think :-)

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Posted 26 October 2013 at 01:42 as a comment on Say Uncle!

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Hey everybody! Tell me what y'all think of this Theros deck. It's cluttered, I know, but it works. I Would have won my first duel with it, if it wasn't for Obzedat, Ghost Council doing me in literally right before I was going to draw Hero's Downfall :-(

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Posted 16 October 2013 at 21:15 as a comment on Harbingers of Chaos

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Such an awesome deck!

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Posted 29 September 2013 at 07:36 as a comment on Presto-Change-O!

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this is bleeping awesome man! love this deck and Queen!

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Posted 01 September 2013 at 07:06 as a comment on Galileo Figaro Magnifico.

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hey thanks a lot! really appreciate it :)

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Posted 31 August 2013 at 07:39 in reply to #393230 on MOM!!! Look at What I Did :-)

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Aurelia and Stolen Identity = dirty, and I like dirty.

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Posted 26 August 2013 at 09:56 as a comment on Aurelia's Infinite Attack Loop

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no...I'm a 16 year old whore and I'm on my period and I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'! ;-)

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Posted 23 August 2013 at 19:14 in reply to #391115 on For Your Consideration...

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draw-ability...plain and simple. i will get what i want.

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Posted 23 August 2013 at 06:25 in reply to #391115 on For Your Consideration...

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in a good way :)

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Posted 17 August 2013 at 18:48 in reply to #389733 on let me tell you about FATTIES

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OH. MY. GOD.

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Posted 16 August 2013 at 23:42 as a comment on let me tell you about FATTIES

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